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muteki.. it is a interesting school. izuku found himself thinking on the first day of school.
nothing bad happened to him or any of his siblings that made izuku think that way, but he came to learn what it was like to actually make friends -- friends that wouldn't end up being his brother or sister.
he learned what it was actually like to have his quirklessness embraced, liked, and to have it fawned over with genuine curiosity rather than it being sick, morbid, questioning.
already within a few hours, izuku had two people that now clung to his and his siblings sides like glue. like moths to a flame.
those people names were ashido mina and eijirou kirishima.
mina was really excitable, chatty, and seemed to never run out of topics. she was borderline shameless; izuku learned fast whenever she says whats on her mind and even occasionally does whatever she wants. even if others may find it to be embarrassing.
overall, mina was just a bright person who stood out in a room just with her confidence and pure charisma alone.
ejirou was the opposite of mina; quiet, shy, lacking in any sort of confidence. he seemed to follow mina around and looked up to her like a leader of sorts.
mina seemed like she was trying to get eijirou out of his shell, and it worked to a degree since the boy tended to listen to her easily and with blind loyalty.
mina also was trying to help eijirou be his own person and find confidence to do what he wants and not what others tell him to do.
izuku respected it, after all didnt have friends who would do such a thing for him. wait, izuku didn't have friends at all -- not until now and no, his siblings didn't count as friends.
the only real friend he could think of was katsuki but they were practically destined from birth to have some sort of relationship. so no, he doesn't count either.
mina and eijirou were his first friends, and izuku could say for sure that they were momos and hitoshis first too.
it was nice, izuku thought, to actually have friends. he couldn't wait to see what sort of troubles he can get into with those two!
he could already see his dads luscious black hair turning grey and his mom already preparing her case for if they ever got sentenced to court.
it was honestly a beautiful sight to picture.
...
"izubae!" mina called out as she flung herself to izuku. it wasn't long until he felt the arms of mina snake around his neck. he could feel the pressure of the girl lifting herself up, and izuku took this a quiet plea to pick her up.
izuku easily complied; shifting the way he stood to a low crouch that allowed the pinkette to hop on his back.
once she was comfortable, izuku easily took her legs and hiked her up higher on his back, before he carried on with his walking.
izuku carrying mina got them weird stares from the others in the hallway, but it was a normal occurrence, so the stares didn't stay for too long.
"so izubae, i was thinking we should totally have a sleepover at your house! like-- we're freaken' besties and not one sleepover at each others house!" izuku could hear the pout in her voice along with the theatric dramatic movements of her arms.
izuku merely shifted her weight on his back so she wouldn't tip over while she threw her arms around.
"mhm.. thats true. you can ask kirichan if he wants to come over. and if you like, you can officially meet kacchan." izuku offered and mina squealed loudly directly inside of his ear. though, he wasn't too phased by the pitchy loud sound due to always dealing with louder people (louder people such as katsuki for example.) izuku, he merely tapped her thigh, reminding her she was being too loud.
"opps! sorry babe. i can totally ask eiji if he wants to come over! its definitely no biggie. and yes please! izubae, ive been absolutely dying to meet this ever - so - mysterious kacchan!" izuku snorted at minas antics as he finally made it to the homeroom classroom. he easily placed minas weight into his right arm, as he shifted her slightly to open the door.
"you're so gonna die if you attempt to call katsuki kacchan to his face." izuku mindlessly walked to his desk, which was minas que to hope down off of his back and take a dashing seat on top of his desk.
"but you call him that and look at you, alive 'n breathen." mina huffed out, but izuku rolled his eyes while lazily waving off what the girl said.
"barely ashichan."
"barely aint dead, izubae!"
izuku huffed in playful irritation as he shook his head fondly before plainly replying;
"sure ashichan, whatever you say."
...
"whats up bitches! your king is here!" was the first thing katsuki yelled when he entered izukus room. izuku walked up to idiot best friend and slapped him upside his head,
"shut up dumbass. if anything, im the king. remember?" izuku reminded his best friend who rolled his eyes but had nothing more to say. after that short ordeal, katsuki took to sitting on his bed next to hitoshi.
while doing so, the blond lad kicked his legs up onto hitoshis lap; ignoring the disgusted sounds of the lavender haired boy.
"fucking get your heavy ass off." hitoshi hissed, shoving katsuki playfully.
"bitch, footstools don't talk." katsuki shot back just as playfully,
"can you repeat that? i dont speak dog you asshole pomeranian."
"shut the hell up zombie face; go back to your grave and rot."
.. and now they're bickering. izuku and momo watched as hitoshi went back and forth with insults. nothing was too personal of course; they would never try to hurt each other intentionally.
"children please. mamas trying kick some ass in animal crossing." mina soon spoke up, looking up from the switch in her hand with deadpan eyes.
"the fuck did d'you say!?" katsuki roughly growls out just as hitoshi gave a flat response,
"but its animal crossing? how the hell are you fighting?" hitoshi made a low confused noise while his question went unanswered.
"i didn't think it was supposed to be violent right?" momo inquired, and katsukis barking laugh could be heard as he answered triumphantly,
"anythings violent if you play right!" and now his best friend was crackling like some mad scientist as his hands lit up like a firework show.
izuku once again, smacked katsuki upside his head while leveling his look towards his best friend;
"down boy." dryly, izuku said as he took pleasure in watching katsuki explode. literally.
"dudes shush, im losin' over here!" eijirou said and katsuki visibly gave a pause; his body actually freezing while he stared down eijirou for a long few minutes.
"..but how?" was all his best friend said and his voice was positively strained and so very confused.
"i don't even know! one minute things are great, next minute im being beat on the head by a fishing pole!" eijirou cried as minas snickers could be heard while she continuously bonked the character over the head.
...
"mom is sleep 'n dad is at work.." izuku prompted slowly, with a familiar primal grin starting to grow on his lips.
"izuku no." katsuki tersely said; with his eyes narrowed as some sort of warning.
"wait, kacchan, shh, i wanna hear him!" mina shushed katsuki and wisely chose to ignore the 'the fuck did you call me!?' from the blond boy.
"izu.. brother dearest, it's too late trying to come up with a plan to break us out of jail again." momo stated tiredly while she shook her head silently, sighing at izuku and his wild anticts.
"the heck do you mean again?" eijirou asked, a bit startled at the news.
"izuku, well all of us actually, have been to jail a good handful of times.." hitoshi answered, but the answer seemed to startle the poor black haired boy even more.
"ouu! that sounds thrilling! izubae, please tell us wha'cha got planned!" mina gave a excited squeal. she was vibrating on her knees just from the thought of her causing chaos and mischief.
"two things; chickfila and a demonic ritual." izuku grinned as the room went silent for a few moments before mina spoke up once again,
".. izuku you brilliant bitch. lets go, im in." mina agreed easily.
"that sounds stupid.. lets do it." hitoshi also agreed easily.
"how the hell are we gonna do a damn ritual?" katsuki asked, his tone gruff as he raised a brow.
"i have candles, chalk, and experience in drawing satanic circles to summon satan himself." shortly, izuku answered with a matter - of - fact tone.
"you have experience in what now?" katsuki nearly yelled, but kept his tone clipped to prevent waking up inko.
"great! now thats outta way-- everyone is down? yes? no?" izuku clapped his hands together, searching around the room with a bright grin.
"hey, don't ignore me you fucker!" izuku chose to ignore the angry cry of his best friend.
...
"kay, so, the candles are down, pentagon and circle is drawn, and we're holden hands." izuku checked off in a mutter,
"uh, are these black cloaks necessary?" eijirou asked with a head tilt.
"absolutely." izuku popped his lips, all while he nodded his head.
"we're gonna die." hitoshi flatly said, but someone -- momo -- kicked his legs earning a painful 'aghk' from the boy.
"have some spirit hitobae! we're livin' the highlife baby!" mina cheered as she laughed so brightly and so giddily -- it was almost concerning.
"alright everyone! remember to follow my lead." izuku said to the group as hums and grunts came through.
izuku grinned feraly to this; his teeth baring sharply. he was ready to start the ritual and the chanting, though before izuku could move to do the next step, a mans voice interrupted them.
"hey! what are you kids doing!?" cried out the man.. and yep. it was time to go. time for them to pack their shit and hit the dusty trail before the police came.
"well sir.. we were 'bout to fucken book it!" izuku screeched, running as he dragged his friends, mina and eijirou, down the road.
footsteps were close behind them along with the cries of the man.
oh they were so going to jail tonight.
...
"izuku, you keep growing in numbers.. but your dad is on his way. i wish you all good luck." tiredly, uncle tsukauchi said with a sigh before he walked off.
"okay! thank you uncle tsuka! love ya!" izuku waved off his uncle with a wide grin on his face.
"what are we supposed to do until your dad comes, izuku?" eijirou asked with a small frown as his grin grew bigger.
"who wants to play uno?"
...
let izuku have a sleepover, they said. itll be easy, they said. no trouble will come, they. fucking. said.
well! it was all lies. it was complete and utter bullshit.
shouta had to come pick up his kids and their friends at two thirty in the damn morning. and all because they wanted to do a ritual in a chikfila parking lot.
shouta actually can't-- he refuse to even try to understand that fuckery. hes so done. so fucking done.
"alright problem children, lets gooo.." shouta paused, seeing the kids in an intense battle of uno.
izuku had a menacing grin on his face before he slammed down card to card laughing almost evily,
"oh? whats this? a uno and my dear kacchan has to draw twenty?" izuku crackled like a evil dictator as katsuki hissed at the same time.
"i know where you live bitch, sleep with one eye opened fucker." lowly katsuki growled out in a feral and ferocious tone. honestly, shouta couldn't tell if katsukis threat was serious or not..
"kids! please! you're acting like wild animals!" mina lightly chided and katsuki let a feral growl pass from his lips once more as his hands twitched,
"ouu? like a wild animal? i will fucken show you a wild animal!" and there goes katsuki, now roughhousing with mina.
"see, and this is why we can't freaken' have nice things." in a clipped deadpan, hitoshi says.
shouta wondered if it was worth it to just turning around and going back home without the kids.
(although, shouta doesn't want to explain to mrs and mr ashido and kirishima why their kids are in jail under his care so he opted, though a bit hesitantly, not to leave the heathens.)