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Max was outside now. The weather was nice. But it couldn't compare to Max's beauty.
There was fat ass skunk, apperantly a teacher, standing in front of school. She saw Max and immediately smiled.
"Can you please come over here, Max?" Oh holy balls. Nopenonononah. She was screwed. Eh.
"What is it now?" Her tone was pointed. Just what she was aiming for. Hopefully the bitch will get her message.
"Oh. I am sorry if I am bothering you," Max nodded. "Erm. But would you pretry please sign this petition about surveillance cameras? It is important and I don't think someone has the right to look at your privacy." Dear Lord, didn't that woman talk a lot. She'd do anything to shut her damn big mouth.
Yes or no? Yes or no? Hm, Max thought. Tbh she didn't want some old fags to look at what she is doing or whose room is she messing up.
So she had to sign that lame petition.
She got a message. From Warren. He needed his flash-drive. A selfish bastard.
She didn't want to be a thirsty duckface that immediately runs to someone so she decided to make fun of her classmates.
"Dis gun b gud." She muttered to herself in Snoop Dogg voice.
The first victim was poor nerd Daniel.
"Hey Max." He smiled. Ew.
"Ugh, hi fatass." Dayum, that hurt him.
"Do…do you maybe wanna be sketched by me? Now?" Hmm.
Max was suspicous.
"Well, okay when you're thirsty. At least you'll have something beautiful in your life, lmao." Her ass gently touched the green grass.
"Mhmm, so are you single?" He blushed. Poor dude.
"Y-Yeah. Why?"
"Just wondering. I have some friend that has a crush on you, like a big one. Bigger than you. So here call them sometime." She handed him a piece of paper. With a number. It was Warren's number. HAHAHAHA.
"Really?" She nodded.
"This is boring. Farewell, fried chicken." Caulfield left to look for her next victim.
She went to Ethan. Or Evan. Hell, she couldn't care less.
"Yo sup Adam." She exclaimed.
"My name is-"
"Whatcha got there, hm? Photos. I bet there are some fresh nudes there, amirite?" She wiggled her eyebrows.
"Wha-. No!" He blushed. Creep.
"Omg, you are like so weiiiiiird. Bai." She went to Brooke. A big nerd. Also pretty ugly. She had a crush on that weirdo Warren.
"Good evening, m'lady." The girl looked strange. Max was nice and this is what she gets!??
"Uh..hey Max." People here suck.
"Cool,cool. Can I take a look @ ur drone doe?" She wanted to punch someone with it and rewind.
"Um not really. You don't even know what drone is." Fookin bish. She's gonna pay for that tone.
"Whore, that Brooke my heart. Get it? A pun. But you still a whore tho." She grabbed forcefully her stupid drone and shoved it into her face. It broke her glasses. Oh, well.
"Lmao in yo face! Like literally, hahahaha!" Of course, she had to rewind. That was fun.
She then went to some sk8r bois. Wow, so much Avril Lavigne.
"Ayy y'all, suppa?" Max winked @ some cute boy. Just in case. The girl is single.
"Oy, Max, ready to trash, huh?" Justin's mouth said.
"I'mma trash yo basic ass, brah. Lemme see some nice tricks or shit." She wished she had her marijuana now.
Some fugly boy tried to do something ridiculous and failed. Lol. So ofc, Max the Scumbag took a photo of him, being in the pain and all,
"Am I Mr. Jeffy now?" Maybe this pic could make her win that cheap junk.
She sighed in a sign of a victory. All these losers, tsk tsk, man.
Now she had to go to her room to feed the poor child Graham. What a loser.
"SmoooOooke weeEed everyyy daaay~" And she left with Snoop Dogg's holy song.