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Heavenly Compulsion

Chapter 8: High On A Rocky Ledge

Notes:

LAST ONE

cha[pter title is named after the moondog song. becuase it like vaguely relates to the contents of the chapter.

also isn't it crazy that im posting two chapter in one day? Y'all are getting FED today.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The ground beneath Ritz’s feet was crumbling and disintegrating.

He looks at the anarchy and carnage developing around him. Ugly cracks have spilt the earth into pieces, much tectonic plates, but these cracks reach much deeper than just the crust. He could see the molten outer core of the earth collapse into the dense inner core. Ritz remembered his high school earth and environmental class and what it taught himmabout the layers of the earth. He remembered the teacher, Mr Brämeld telling him about P waves travelling faster the denser the material and rocks became. The sudden increase of speed when they traveled through the inner core lead some scientists to believe that there was an inner, inner core completely made of iron. Ritz peeked between his bare feet to try and glimpse the allusive inner, inner core. He couldn’t quite see it and he supposed that was for the best.

Earthquakes rattled the ground and it snapped Ritz back into reality. He was going to die.

Ritz’s eyes filtered through the hundreds of people skeeting and screaming before landing on Fabians. Fabian was still standing where is was before on stage, microphone still in hand. His gaze locked onto Ritz’s and he was trapped. The tension was thick with unspoken words and unfelt touches. Ritz’s breathing speed up and he could barely here the sheik’s of his peers over his rapidly beating heart. Fabian was gorgeous, the world ending somehow made him sexier. Ritz didn’t know you could be sexier until this moment.

Ritz leapt up into the air like people in Toyota ads, oh what a feeling indeed. The feeling imminent death, but also if time permits, maybe a quickie? Ritz is not dying until he gets a taste of that hot cock.

Rizzy practically skipped over to Fabian on the stage. Fabian looked surprised as he did, like couldn’t believe Ritz was there in front of him. Ritz slide his hand into Fabian, a purist which proved difficult due to fabian still gripping onto the microphone like it could keep him tethered to the earth. Ironic since it was literally falling to pieces. Fabian gazed intently into Rizzie’s eyes, not looking away even when people were falling into the cracks of the earth beside them, begging for their help. But y’know what they say, love makes you blind, and deaf apparently.
“I didn’t think you wanted to see me again,” Fabian breathed.
“Ever since I first saw you in the ice cream shop I’ve never wanted to look at anything else.” Ritz replies tenderly. His hands caressing his arms slowly, making his up to his dick. “My lips echo yours every time I speak, I know our kiss meant nothing-“
Fabian cut him off abruptly. “It meant everything, you my favourite sloppy, wet boy.”
Ritz practically melts. He falls into Fabian’s toned arms and they embrace as the world collapses. Lucky for them, the world isn’t without a heart and leaves them a single piece of the ground just for them. All around them is space, nothing else is left. But they don’t even notice, even if they did, it wouldn’t matter. Their world exists in the others eyes.
Fabian readjusts and gently pushes Ritz away from him. “I’m always opening redoing it,” Fabian said with wink.
Ritz blushes profusely and looks away.
“I mean.. Uh, if you’re.. I you want too, I mean. I defiantly want too…. I-“
Fabian cuts him off with an aggressive kiss. He couldn’t stand the second hand embrassemnt of listening to Ritz stumble to the end of that patchwork sentence. The kiss is long and hard. Filled with passion and desire. Ritz grapples his tiny arms around fabains torso, stroking the small of his back. Fabians hands reach up and intertwine themselves in Ritz’s greasy hair. They were finally together and had their long deserved peace. Ritz even got his quickie (expect it wasn’t quick ;)) They had three lovely children and four lovely grandchildren, named rick, Rita, and dale.

Und wenn sie nicht gestroben sind, dann leben sie noch Heute.

Just kidding.

The passion of this kiss of put the tiny piece of floating rock and dirt off kilter and sent them into the abyss of space. Ritz still got his qucikie and I can stop writing, so kind of a win-win situation.

Notes:

Thank you everyone for reading. I would like to personally thank Misty for setting me on this journey to begin with. Without your lovely and helpful (lie) support, I wouldn’t have made it so far. I would also love to thank my Earth and Environmental assignment for giving me the right information for this chapter. I would also like to thank Taylor Swift and the guy from the Arctic Monekys whose name is escaping me, for inspiring some of the pharses in this chapter.

Also I had the world exploding as an ending in mind from the very beginning. This was always going to happen. Which is strange considering literally everything else in this fanfic has been comepelty improvised. I might write a sequal where they get picked up by space pirates, if im in a silly goofy mood that is. But I wanted to finish it, I wouldn’t be able to sleep if I knew I left a low grade, satirical fan fic unfinished. Going back to the earth exploding, that is very much inspired by ‘The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy’, becuase when I started writing I was like mildly obsessed with it. For context, the earth explodes on page 5 of the first book. I thought that was so great, but I couldn’t explode the earth in chapter, so I decided to leave it to the end.

Also the German translates to ‘And they lived happily ever after’
Context for including that: im bilingual and need everyone to know it. Also I literally write anything and everything that pops into my mind as im writing.

I hesitate to finish this becuase it weirdly makes me sad. I know Misty is jumping for joy, but they’re my little babies. Still, might write a sequel!

Notes:

I am deeply sorry to whoever is reading this other than Misty (you deserve it <3)