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5:00 am
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Lexie is online
Lexie: sup guys im back
Lexie: guys?
Lexie: ima keep spamming ur phones until u talkkkk
TJeff is online
TJeff: Tf you want
Lexie: i thought ur phone was on silent
TJeff: I needed my morning tiktok
Lexie: woe thats sad
Lexie: wow
TJeff: Well you have fun talking to yourself
TJeff is offline
Lexie: ughhh someone anyone wake uppp
Lexie: fine then
Lexie is offline
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6:47 am
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Lexie is online
Lexie: jesus fuckihnt christ so,reone answet me
turtle-fucker is online
Lexie: finallu
turtle-fucker: u good
Lexie: no
turtle-fucker: what was that about
Lexie: i was typing angrily and iyt worked
Lexie: it
Lexie: now talk to me
turtle-fucker: well in about 20 seconds angie is going to burst thru the front door of our dotm and kick ur ass remember
Lexie: uh oh
Lexie is offline
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7:08 am
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turtle-fucker: lexieeee did you surviveee
Lexie is online
Lexie: john u have to hide me
turtle-fucker: why
Lexie: angie is in the kitchen and im hiding under the table save mee come distract her PLS
turtle-fucker: finee
turtle-fucker and Lexie are offline
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7:25 am
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Lexie is online
Lexie: oww i said distract her thar fucking uhuytrt
Lexie: hurrtr
Lexie: damn aurtocroorect
Lexie: oh my fucking good
Lexie: hurt
turtle-fucker is online
turtle-fucker: sorry
Lexie: ughhh when is everyone gonna wake uppp
turtle-fucker: idk
Lexie: are u gonna buy me a birthday present
turtle-fucker: idk yet
Lexie: wdymmm
turtle-fucker: it dependss
Lexie: on what
turtle-fucker: ur behavoir
Lexie is offline
turtle-fucker: ok bye
turtle-fucker is offline
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8:20 am
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TheBestSchuyler is online
TheBestSchuyler: heyyy do u guys wanna go out for lunchh
turtle-fucker and Lexie are online
Lexie: i highly doubt theyre going to answer they always sleep til like 9 atleast
TheBestSchuyler: ughh im hungry
Lexie: its 8 in the morning why dont u have breakfast or smth
TheBestSchuyler: eliza makes breakfast but she went shoppinggg
turtle-fucker: why dont you try to cook something?
TheBestSchuyler: oh good idea
Lexie: dont burn the dorm down
TheBestSchuyler: ok
TheBestSchuyler is offline
Lexie: shes def gonna burn the dorm down
turtle-fucker: yeah
Lexie and turtle-fucker are offline
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9:08 am
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Lexie is online
Lexie: PEGGY WTFFF I CAN SMELL THE SMOKE
TheBestSchuyler is online
TheBestSchuyler: SHHHH NO YOU CANT
Lexie: DO U NEED THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
TheBestSchuyler: YES HELP IMA PASS OUT
Lexie: IM COMING
turtle-fucker: ;)
Lexie: STFU JOHN
Lexie and TheBestSchuyler are offline
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9:35 am
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Lexie and TheBestSchuyler are online
Lexie: what did we learn?
TheBestSchuyler: dont cook
Lexie: ok good
TheBestSchuyler: i just tried to make pancakes : (
Lexie: YOU PUT THE DISH TOWEL IN THE OVEN
TheBestSchuyler: whoops
Angie is online
Angie: What happened this time?!
Lexie: read the past texts
Angie: Dammit Peggy. What did I tell you about cooking?
TheBestSchuyler: uhhh.. dont.?
Angie: Exactly.
TheBestSchuyler: i was hungry
Lexie: ur lucky i saved ur ass pegs
Angie: Well I’ll make breakfast now that I’m up.
TheBestSchuyler: yayyy
Angie: Alex? Want to join us?
Lexie: sure
turtle-fucker: what abt me im here to
Angie: Want to come too?
turtle-fucker: yes
Angie, TheBestScuyler, turtle-fucker, and Lexie are offline
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10:07 am
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TheBestSchuyler, Angie, Eliza, turtle-fucker, and TJeff are online
Lexie: finally you guys are awaje
Lexie: awake
TJeff: What did I miss
Lexie: whatever the fuck just hapened
Eliza: I left you alone for two hours and Peggy almost burned down the dorm?!
TheBestSchuyler: bingo
Lexie: yes
Eliza: Well lesson learned. Don’t leave any of you unaccompanied.
TheBestSchuyler: probs a good idea ; )
Angie: Don’t worry I already talked to her.
Eliza: Cool. Well. Is the fire out now?
Lexie: im like 88 percent sure
Angie: WHAT?!
Lexie: oh shit i dont think its out
TheBestSchuyler: ITS NOT
Angie: ALEX
Angie, TheBestSchuyler, and Eliza are offline
Lexie: oops
Lexie: PEGGY’S THE LIABILITY IM NOT RESPONSIBLE
Lexie is offline
TJeff: Tf.
turtle-fucker: dont ask me
TJeff: I'm not.
TJeff is offline
turtle-fucker is offline