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Fyodor was doing his 'braiding Nikolai’s hair 'routine when members of the League of Villain suddenly appeared from a dark purple portal. He grunted in annoyance before tying the jester’s unfinished braided hair.
“You’re late.”
“We’re villains. Why should we be on time for meetings like this.”
Fyodor rolled his eyes and threw the book that was in his hand to Dabi who didn’t manage to react fast, got hit by the book instead. Shigaraki took the book carefully so that his hand wouldn't fully grab it and opened the page.
“What is this?”
“Information.”
“I know dipshit. What information is this?” Shigaraki said and growled in annoyance while Fyodor smiled amusedly.
“It’s all information about Yokohama. You will need it when you go berserk in the center of Yokohama tomorrow. Since we have given you the information you needed, now you have to tell us about your villain organization.”
Shigaraki glares dangerously at the Russian man.
“Aoyama Yuuga is our spy.”
“I already know that. I also know that there is another spy you guys put in UA and that spy is a female.”
Shigaraki’s eyes widened in surprise for a bit before returning back to normal in a matter of seconds. Nobody realizes it except Fyodor who smirks menacingly.
“I shall guess who it is then. Is it Uraraka Ochako?”
“...”
“Yaoyorozu Momo?”
“...”
“Ashido Mina?”
“...”
“Hagakure Tooru?”
“I don’t need to reveal it to you. I’ve already given you information about our organization which is the traitor, now fuck off. Just prepare to see Yokohama fall into our hands tomorrow and you will be grateful for it.”
“That’s right! The League of Villain will take over the city tomorrow and I could taste all of your ability users’ blood! Maybe I can use abilities too when I transform later!”
The villains then walked through the portal while cackling loudly. They thought that they were certainly going to win tomorrow. What they don’t know is that Fyodor had faked the information he wrote in the book.
“They sure are stupid right Fedya? How are you so certain they will believe the information you wrote in the book though?”
“Well about that…”
Fyodor pulled a piece of paper from his pocket pants and gave it to Nikolai. The jester read the paper carefully and his eyes sparkled in happiness.
“I KNOW YOU’RE A GENIUS BUT USING ONE OF THE EMPTY PAGE FROM THE BOOK?? THAT’S AWESOME FEDYA– no wait let me read the paper loudly.”
“Sure.” Fyodor then opened the hair tie on Nikolai’s hair and continued braiding his hair carefully.
“Okay. So you wrote ‘after Fyodor gave the information to the villains, they will immediately believe it. Not long after that, Fyodor asked for information about the organization but Shigaraki only reveals the name of the spy that the Armed Detective Agency, Port Mafia, Fyodor, Nikolai, and Ango already know. Fyodor then guessed the other traitor’s name but Shigaraki didn’t give any reaction. He said that he didn’t give any shit and all of them went back using their member’s portal quirk.’
Wow that’s so cool Fedya! No wonder you’re my boyfriend.”
Fyodor smiled warmly at his boyfriend and pinched Nikolai’s cheek fondly before he tied the finished braided hair. “Let’s report it to the detectives, mafias, and the dogs shall we?”
—
Ango nodded his head at the hologram transmission in front of him before shutting it off after he had listened to the whole information Fyodor just gave him. He fixed his glasses and turned towards the people gathered in front of him.
The people are all of the executives from the Port Mafia, Hunting Dogs, and all of the Armed Detective Agency except for Ranpo who is still with the kids from UA. They are now gathered inside the biggest meeting room in the Hunting Dogs headquarter. Kunikida told the staff at the agency to make sure that the UA teachers won’t follow them.
Ango then wiped out a hologram board that’s already been filled out with words.
“According to Fyodor and Nikolai, Those villains will start their attack at ten o’clock at the center of the city. They will not split their attacks to different parts of the city. My prediction is that they will use their nomu thing to help them attack the city.”
“Ugh they’re going to use those ugly things? Even Chuuya’s ugliness lost to them.”
“Shut your mouth Shitty Dazai!!”
Kouyou smacked her fan to Chuuya’s head and scolds him for saying bad words before glaring at Dazai. The brunette chuckled loudly before he was also smacked on the head by Kunikida’s ideal book.
Tachihara looked at the board nervously before he nudged Tecchou whose seat was beside him. He was about to ask Tecchou for something but his eyes widened when he saw that the man with three markings below his left eye was busy munching on a banana covered with mustard. What made it worse is that the banana still has its skin.
“TECCHOU-SAN?!?!?”
All of the people’s attention immediately turned to the Hunting Dogs’ side. They looked horrified at what Tecchou was eating. The man in question just shrugged his shoulders and continued his weird food craving routine.
Jouno, who also sits beside him, groaned in annoyance and embarrassment. He immediately took the half eaten banana and threw it to the nearest trash can.
“Why did you do that?”
“Because–”
“I’ve been wanting to try that.”
“That is so disgusting Tecchou.”
Jouno’s breath hitched when he felt Tecchou’s pulled his uniform sleeve. Even though he can’t see it, he knew Tecchou was doing the puppy eyes Teruko had been teaching him. He just can sense it and hear the ‘aww’ sound coming from people around them. Tecchou is always good at mesmerizing people, that's why.
How he wished he had the ability to see him right now.
“Ekhem.”
Their action was however stopped by the little cough coming from Ango. Tecchou quickly retracted his hand and positioned his seating.
“Thank you. So what’s the plan?”
“I HAVE AN IDEA!!”
Dazai slammed his hand on top of Kunikida’s hand on the table, making the man cringing in pain. Dazai ignored the man beside him and stood up to walk to Ango’s side. He then pushed random buttons on the hologram screen to make it a writeable board.
“So the plan is we evacuate all of the civilians around there and since the Port Mafia has a lot of underlings, they can disguise themself as citizens–”
“Are you saying that they’re going to be baits?” Chuuya glared at Dazai.
“Kind of? They can protect themself don’t worry. And when those weirdo villains come, they can ambush them first.”
Chuuya nods in understanding before glancing towards Kouyou. The direction of his eyes then went to Tecchou who seemed nervous. He knew his best friend wanted to ask Dazai something but he seemed unsure about it so being the good friend he is, he decided to help.
He signaled Dazai with his eye to look at Tecchou and the genius quickly understood it.
“You want to ask something Tecchou?”
“Right! Uh… what are we going to do with the students and the teachers from UA? They’re not allowed to use their quirks and I’m afraid that they would do something reckless that will cause chaos because of their hero mind.”
“To be honest I’m irritated with those guys. Their hero shits are so annoying.”
Everybody agreed with Akutagawa’s statement. Those students have annoyed them since their first arrival to the city. They act as if they know Yokohama better when they actually know nothing about it.
“I have the same feeling with all of you so I have a proposition.”
Everyone’s attention went to Ango when he said that.
“I will tell them to stand on the sidewalk while watching the battle so that they can understand that ability users can fight better than heroes. Tsujimura-san will also join me in holding them.”
“That’s good. Please make sure that none of them would use their quirks and disturb us.”
“There is one problem that we need to solve right now. Who is UA’s real traitor? Aoyama doesn’t know who the second spy is. He can’t help us.”
Hearing the president’s words, Dazai smirked widely before he snagged Ango into a headlock. The headlock victim doesn’t even flinch since he’s already used to his friend’s antics.
“Oh don’t worry about that. I know exactly who the second traitor is.”
—
Aizawa glared at two suspicious looking government agents that were standing beside them. Those two who introduced themselves as Ango and Tsujimura early in the morning, dragged the UA students and teachers to stand on the sidewalk in the middle of the city.
He tried to analyze the current situation they’re in and it’s suspicious as hell. There are a lot of citizens walking but they don't seem like normal citizens. They look tough and strong.
“You better tell us what is going on right now or I will beat you.”
“Not so hero are you now Eraserhead-san?”
“If it concerns the safety of my students, then no.”
Ango scoffed at Aizawa before signalling Tsujimura to handle the student.
“All of you are here to witness the battle between ability users and heroes’ nemesis which is the League of Villlains–”
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAID FOUR EYES??”
“Battle??”
“What about the citizens here?”
All of the students are shouting at Ango, making him cringing in annoyance. He mutters something like ‘I need to get a pay raise’ before deciding that he should explain from the very beginning so that they won’t annoy him anymore.
“Stop shouting at me. I will explain it to you right now. The real reason Tachihara, Jouno, and Tecchou come to your school is because UA asked for them. Have any of you never wondered why the villains know your schedule? All of them are classified for the school staff and students only.”
The students were confused since they thought that the villains just managed to get that information. Murmurs filled them as they were discussing what Ango means until a certain greenhead paled in realization.
“A-Are you meaning to tell us that–”
“Yes. There are traitors between you. That’s why UA sent those three. We already know who they are and this battle will reveal them.”
They were too panicked to realize that one of them paled for a second before composing themself. “But how about the citizens? Wouldn’t they be in danger if they’re here??”
“You don’t need to worry about them. They’re the underlings from Port Mafia and they can handle themselves. The battle should start right–”
BOOM
“Now.”
A sound of explosion was heard along with the appearance of a dark purple portal. It was the League of Villains.
“WE’RE HERE TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR CITY YOKOHAMA!!”
“IT’S THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS!”
They went into fighting stances and were ready to attack before Ango stopped them. All Might tried to protest when Ango’s glare stopped him.
“I need all of you to remember that the number one rule is that none of you is allowed to use your quirk unless all of you want to be labeled as criminals. Let them handle this.”
Right after saying that, Ango shots the power pole across the street with his hand gun. Not longer than three seconds, all of the Port Mafia underlings took their guns and pointed them at the villains.
The villains who didn’t expect the army were shocked. Ango used that chance to shut Shigaraki’s arm. The pale blue haired young man glared at Ango.
“I’m just going to ask you just one time, Shigaraki Tomura. You and your villain gang will surrender now or all of us will fight you. And let me tell you that you’re not going to like it.”
“Why would I listen to your words, you four eyes shithead?”
“Very well then. You can do it Nakahara-san.”
A giant debris flew towards Shigaraki and he was too stunned to use his quirk to stop it. The villains jumped from the portal and lots of nomu followed after. While the heroes freezed because they can’t do anything, the mafias start to shoot the nomus.
“KILL ALL THE NOMUS. ANY OF YOU WHO SURVIVED THIS BATTLE WILL GET THEIR RANK RAISED!!”
“Copy that Chuuya-san!”
“Kill that short red hair Machia!!”
Gigantomachia followed his master’s order by slamming his fist towards Chuuya, breaking and dusting the ground in process. Shigaraki cackled loudly but his cackling was soon stopped when he could see a silhouette of a person surrounded by red glows holding Machia’s arm.
“I’m sorry but your giant brick friend is a no match for me, you crusty ass wannabe villain.”
Chuuya managed to throw Machia easily as if he was throwing a piece of bread. Dazai made his appearance by standing next to Chuuya.
“Remember to not use corruption my dear Chuuya⁓”
“I know.”
Shigaraki was furious that his ambush plan was discovered fast. He glared at Nikolai who just manifested himself through his own portal. The students who were shocked with the jester’s sudden appearances started to shout.
“TRAITOR!!” Nikolai merely winked at them before glancing playfully at Shigaraki.
“Why are you glaring at me?”
“How the hell did they discover our plan so fast?! Didn’t you say they don’t have advanced technology like us??”
Nikolai shrugged his shoulders, acting as if he didn't know what was actually happening. He looked down and smiled warmly when he saw Tecchou bickering with Jouno. Those two need to confess to each other. Maybe if one of them were dying they would confess! It will be more romantic that way too!
“Why are you smiling, you freak? Answer my fucking question!”
Nikolai’s face darkened for a bit before returning back to normal. He opened the cloak that was previously being used to cover his body, revealing a floating thousand knives. The jester smiled maniacally when he saw the rage coming from Shigaraki.
“SURPRISE!!”
The knives pierced Shigaraki’s body and he fell down. Unfortunately the knives didn’t pierced his vital part and Kurogiri managed to save him with his portal, so he didn’t die.
“That’s a shame. Let’s return to Fyodor now!”
—
The heroes were mortified with the current situation that is unfolding in front of them. Nomu is a powerful creature that even heroes have difficulty handling, but these mafias and detectives seem to handle them very easily. The nomus’ body parts did grow again but they managed to cut them fast enough that it didn’t grow again.
Many of the students were feeling anxious. They want to beat those villains too since they want to take revenge on what they’ve done to their summer trip. Todoroki tried to take a step ahead but Ango’s glare stopped him.
“Stop. You’re only a burden to them.”
“What did you just say?”
“Stop it Todoroki.”
“TODOROKI BEHIND YOU!!”
The dual colored boy’s eyes widened in surprise when a shriek came from behind him. He almost used his quirk when someone’s voice stopped him.
“Plum Blossoms in Snow!”
Tecchou’s sword was extended and instantly cut the nomu’s hand. Then it bent, decapitating the nomu in process. Kaminari almost puked when he decided to swallow it back because he doesn’t want to stand near his own puke.
“At least you’re useful this time Tecchou.”
“I’m always useful.” Tecchou pouted at Jouno and sheaths his sword back. He remembered that Nikolai told him to say something to Jouno before the battle, so he poked the white haired man.
“What?” Jouno responded with a little bit of irk in his voice.
“I love you.”
“WHAT?!”
“Nikolai said that I should say that to you.”
Jouno face palmed. He’s not even surprised that the jester would tell Tecchou to say that. He doesn’t even want to know how Nikolai knows he can speak Russian. Tecchou is such an airhead.
“Why is your face red Jouno?”
“Oh shut up! Let’s just go.”
“Do you have to be mean?”
They were about to walk into the almost finished battle when someone grab Tecchou’s arm.
“Are you sure we can’t help you?”
Tecchou smiled sadly and held the person’s hand. “Sorry but you cannot use your quirk here.”
“I’m sure I can help them.” The person grins widely.
Jouno freezed when he heard the voice. He remembered what Fyodor told him last night.
<>
It was night time when Fyodor asked Jouno to meet outside of his headquarters. Jouno was about to tell Fyodor that they can just talk through the phone but he can sense the seriousness coming from the Russian so he won’t do it.
“It’s about the second traitor in UA. I’m going to tell you who the person is now, but don’t tell Tecchou.”
Jouno frowns in confusion. “Why?”
“You know how he is about justice. I’m afraid that he might confront that person and ruin the plan.” He nodded in understanding. His partner can be a little bit obsessive about justice. Maybe it’s because he was in the government since he was a little kid.
“That’s understandable. You know who the traitor is then?”
Fyodor nods.
“I was suspicious of who the person was at first, but after my confrontation with the villains yesterday I was even more convinced. I’m sure Ranpo and Dazai already knew who the person was.”
“Speak up then. Who is the traitor?”
Fyodor walked closer to him and he almost stepped back if it wasn’t for Fyodor grabbing his shoulder. He grunted in annoyance when Fyodor whispered in his ear.
“It’s Ashido Mina–”
<>
“TECCHOU GET AWAY FROM HER!!”
STAB
“MINA??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
Mina retracted her claws and jumped away from them while Tecchou coughed up blood because of the impacts from Mina’s claws. He almost fell to the street if it wasn’t for Jouno holding his body.
The teachers and students are horrified with the sight of Mina licking Tecchou’s blood on her claw.
“Your blood tastes quite good.”
“Mi-Mina??”
Mina glared at Uraraka, making her flinched and hide behind Yaoyorozu.
“Only the league can call me that. Thank god the mission is over so I can stop pretending to be a hero student. Ugh, so disgusting!”
All Might tried to move closer but he stopped his action when Mina glared at him while showing her long claws.
“What the fuck did you do to him, you traitor!”
“Wow calm down pomeranian. I merely stabbed him with my claws–”
“HE’S HAVING DIFFICULTY BREATHING!”
Mina glanced at Tecchou who clawed at his neck while laying down on Jouno’s lap. He forced himself to sit when suddenly he coughed up another pool of blood and it splattered on the road.
“Oh that? I placed a poison on my claw. But now I don’t have it anymore sadly–”
SLAM
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO TECCHOU-SAN YOU BASTARD!!”
Tachihara made his appearance by using his ability to slam the nearest trash can onto her. He positioned himself so that he could hear Tecchou’s pulse. “Oh no his pulse is starting to get weaker. We need to get him to Dr. Yosano, Jouno-san!”
Tachihara shielded them from Mina’s attack using the car near them. Ango tries to help them by shooting Mina’s leg but she dodges it. That’s when Fyodor suddenly appears out of nowhere and grabs Mina’s shirt.
“HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!”
“Depends. I might let you go and hurt you a little or I will kill you.”
Hearing him, Aizawa uses his capture weapon and twists it around Fyodor’s body. The man didn’t let go of his hold on Mina, instead he glared at Aizawa. “You better stop it unless you want me to kill you too.”
“F-Fyodor… don’t do it– cough!”
“Tecchou-san!”
Fyodor looked at Tecchou for a moment before he dropped Mina and cuffed her with the police cuff he just stole a while ago. “Jail her in Mersault.” Fyodor said to Ango
Mina glared at him and called for the nomu. “NOMU! KILL HIM!!”
The sudden appearance of a small sized dragon-like nomu manifested behind Fyodor and everyone screamed for him to dodge the nomu. But he suddenly turned his head back and touched the nomu’s body.
“Crime and Punishment.”
The nomu suddenly explodes all over the streets and Fyodor didn’t even flinch. Mina watched the scene unfold with a shocked expression. The others were mortified by how easily he destroyed the nomu.
“HE’S ONE OF THE STRONGEST! HOW DID YOU BEAT HIM?!”
“Guess he’s just too weak for me.”
Fyodor glared at Mina who was lying on the road when Ango took off the ear communication and spoke to them.
“All of the villains are taken care of and we have twenty nomus left. I suggest that you and Tachihara help us handle them while I take care of the captured villains. Jouno will take Tecchou to Dr. Yosano. She was standing near the police station.”
“I’ll take Tecchou. You go help the Russian and I will take Tecchou to Yosano.”
“Hurry Jouno-san! His pulse keeps getting lower.”
Jouno picked up Tecchou on a bridal carry and ran. He stopped for a minute to check on Tecchou’s pulse and when he knew his pulse was getting lower, he picked up his pace again. Tecchou’s face started to go pale and he coughed up another blood.
“Oh fuck.”
“Sorry for getting blood on your uniform Jouno.”
“Just shut up and hang in there Tecchou.”
“You’re still mean to me even in this condition huh?”
Jouno put his left hand on Tecchou’s forehead and hissed when he could feel the heat coming from him. He patted Tecchou’s cheek lightly when he could sense that his eyes are closing.
“Don’t sleep, you airhead.”
“But I’m tired–”
Tecchou’s eyes widened when Jouno locked their lips together for a minute. He was once again surprised when Jouno let go of their mouth, raised his head, and opened his eyes to reveal a pair of unfocused crimson red eyes.
“Your–”
“Your lips taste like blood.”
Tecchou lets out a breathy laugh, “I just coughed up blood a minute ago.”
“Yeah. We’re almost there, I can see Yosano from here.”
“Cough… that’s good cause I’m getting tired.”
“NO–”
Tecchou’s eyes were closed and his head lolled against his partner’s chest. He patted the airhead’s cheek again to wake him up but his effort was futile. “Shit!” He tried to check his pulse and his face paled when he couldn't hear Tecchou’s pulse anymore.
“Jouno is that you and… TECCHOU?”
“HURRY UP HIS PULSE IS GONE!”
“SHIT! HOW LONG WAS HIS PULSE HAS GONE?!”
“Just now–”
“There’s enough time then. Hurry and lay him up!”
Jouno placed Tecchou carefully but fast on the ground and let Yosano use his ability. Nervous is an understatement for Jouno now. Regrets quickly filled his head since he thought that if he had told him that Ashido Mina was the traitor, maybe he’s not going to be poisoned. He should’ve just confessed to him–
“Thou Shalt Not Die.”
Butterflies filled their surroundings and Yosano sighed in relief because thankfully it’s been less than two minutes since his pulse stopped so she can still use his ability. “Rest assured. His pulse is already stable and he’s just resting his body.”
Jouno also sighed in relief and slumped next to Tecchou on the road like a starfish. Yosano also slumped beside Tecchou, groaning in relief. “That was a rush.”
“Yeah.”
He looked at his partner who is now currently sleeping like a baby. He put his palm on Tecchou’s shoulder and hummed when his body temperature returned back to normal. Then he slowly got up and picked up Tecchou by bridal carry again.
“Where’s the hospital? I’ll carry him there.”
Yosano pointed the way to the hospital with her finger. The hospital is actually not far so Jouno is very grateful for that. He pretended not to hear Yosano’s shouting of “DON’T FORGET TO CONFESS TO HIM OKAY!!”
Jouno suddenly regretted his decision on kissing Tecchou. Seriously, what was he thinking?! He can already imagine the bombarding question coming from Tecchou later. And also from those other four since he knows that Tecchou is not a good secret keeper and a bad liar.
“Whatever.”
—
The students at the agency’s dorm are busy packing their baggage, preparing to go back to Musutafu. All of them couldn’t wait to go back to their school and enjoy their normal school. But they can’t lie that they actually miss having Mina with them. She’s now staying in a prison called Mersauly with the other members from League of Villains.
Aoyama also revealed his spy situation to them, and luckily they don’t hate him and still accept him in their class. He still has to do extra homeworks from Aizawa though.
Now they are gathering in Uzumaki Café, waiting for Ango to help them go to the station. Uraraka fidgeted for a bit before he voiced his opinion on Tecchou.
“Do you think we should visit Tecchou-san? I mean it’s kind of our fault for not recognizing the traitor.”
“That is definitely not our fault asshat. But I agree with you.”
They were discussing their plans about visiting Tecchou in the hospital when Yosano interrupts them. “I don't think you should visit him right now. I can record you saying something and I’ll give it to him.”
“Why can’t we visit him?”
“Let’s just say that he’s on his way off getting a lifetime partner.”
Away from the agency, Jouno is sitting on a chair beside the hospital bed while peeling an apple. Tecchou is lazily lying on the bed and he keeps dozing off and on again which irritates Jouno, a lot.
“Can you stop doing that?”
“I’m just on and off-ing myself.”
“But you’re looking at me while doing that. Also I’m pretty sure it’s not a real word.”
“It is a real word.”
Jouno merely raised his eyebrow and went back peeling the apple with his pocket knife. His movement of peeling was however stopped when he could sense that Tecchou started to stare at him again. “Can you stop doing that–”
“Can I ask you three questions? I feel like I deserved to ask questions after all of that.”
Jouno grunts in annoyance. He knows what question his partner wanted to ask. Definitely about how Tecchou doesn’t know who the traitor is, why he showed him his eyes, and why he did that thing.
“Well, the first one is how I know nothing about who the traitor is. And why did you show me your eye when you’ve never shown it to anyone. Also why did you…”
“What?”
“... kiss me?” Tecchou said, his ears reddening in the process. Jouno sighed, putting the knife and the apple on the table beside bed. He then opened his eyes slowly before closing it again. Tecchou sensed his uneasiness and decided to stop him.
“If you don’t want to, that's okay. I know you have your own reason–”
“No it’s okay.”
Tecchou positioned himself so that he would be sitting on the bed and tried to make eye contact with Jouno. The white haired man opened his eyes, and even if he can’t see, he can sense that Tecchou is looking at him.
“Fyodor asked me to not tell you before the battle. He’s afraid that you would confront Ashido Mina first and ruin the plan.”
“That is just–”
“Shut up for a moment will you?” Jouno said while putting his index finger on Tecchou’s mouth. “It’s not that I don’t trust you. It’s just that I know you better than anyone and I know you would definitely do that.” He smiled playfully at Tecchou who baffled at his new attitude.
“Did you just smile at me?!”
“Why? You don’t like it? I’ve decided that I will embrace this new mischievous side of me. The reason why I let you see my eye it’s because I trust you.”
“Really?”
“Also because I know nobody would believe you.”
“I knew it.”
Tecchou frown in annoyance and Jouno chuckled since he know what his partner’s usual reaction when he does something that annoys me. But he didn’t expect Tecchou’s next reaction.
“That’s hot–” Tecchou hurriedly clasped his hand on his mouth. But Jouno heard that already.
“What?” Jouno asked while moving his seats closer to the bed and Tecchou panicked.
“NOTHING! I’m just having a gay panic–” Tecchou whispered to himself.
“What?”
“I SAID NOTHING!”
Jouno smirked at his partner's antics. He definitely hears what Tecchou said earlier because of his enhanced hearing but he just wants to tease him because why not? Tecchou seemed to realize something and he stared at Jouno.
“So… why did you do that?”
“The kiss?” Tecchou nodded carefully. Jouno seemed to consider his answer before
“That’s because I– nevermind.” Jouno then stood up and went his way towards the door before Tecchou pulled his arm and locked his head with his arm. “You cannot avoid this question!”
Jouno grunts annoyedly but he decided to let Tecchou just for this time. They stayed like that for a while when Jouno finally decided that he had enough of his cowardice. He will confess to Tecchou!
He then used a little bit of martial art he knew and wrestled his way so that Tecchou was sitting on his lap. The strongest between them tried to wrestle his way out of it but Jouno stopped him.
“Wait a minute. You remember when Nikolai told you to say ‘I love you’ to me?”
Tecchou frowned in confusion before saying, “yeah why?”
Jouno glanced at the door for a bit before he returned his attention back to Tecchou. “It means ‘I love you’ in Russian.” He would pay many times to see the reaction Tecchou was showing. It’s not just the tips of his ears that are red but his whole face too.
“What I wanted to say is… I love you.”
It looks like a host just sucked up Tecchou’s soul because of how white his face is now. Jouno almost worried for him if it wasn’t for him saying “I love you too. Does that mean we’re dating? Like Nikolai with Fyodor and Chuuya with Dazai?”
“Yeah? I guess so.” Jouno positioned himself so that he could hold his new boyfriend in a better position.
“Mhm.”
Jouno closed their distance by locking their lips together and Tecchou also started kissing back. Their kiss was about to get more deep and intense when the door was suddenly slammed open.
“I GOT THEIR PICTURE!!”
“Nikolai, you just disturb them.”
“I did it on purpose. I want to see my best friend and no one is going to hold me!”
Nikolai said while clenching his fist as if it was some sort of mission. Then he walked towards Tecchou and Jouno to pull his best friend away from their intimate moment.
“Oh how I miss you so much my best friend!!” Nikolai hugged Tecchou so tight that the man had a little difficulty in breathing before Nikolai loosened up his hug. Not long after that, Chuuya also joined their little hug group.
Dazai uses this chance to take his phone and get the pictures of them hugging and send the picture to the newly made group chat that consist of the detectives, mafias, hunting dogs, and Ango. He made sure to write the caption as ‘look at the three of our boyfriend hugging each other⁓”
When he saw that many people in the chat sent the question mark emoji beside Ranpo and Yosano, who sent a smirk emoji, he decided to reveal the big news and told them that Tecchou and Jouno had finally dated each other.
Fyodor decides to sit on the floor beside Jouno, who is busy looking at Tecchou talking with Nikolai and Chuuya. The Russian then broke their silence by saying something that has bugged his mind.
“So you have crimson red eyes? That’s cool.”
Jouno nods. “Yes. And before you ask, no I don’t mind sharing it with you because I also trust all of you that’s why I showed it to him when the door is slightly opened. If I don’t, then I will close the door first.”
“Wait. You know they’ve been there the whole time, Jouno?”
“Yes, I do have a keen sense of hearing after all.”
Tecchou almost punched him with his palm if it wasn’t for Chuuya holding his arm. Nikolai grabbed their arm and dragged them towards the others that were sitting beside the bed.
“Let’s cheer with this wine I just bought!”
“Are you sure you bought it?”
“... No actually, I stole them. Please don’t arrest me!”
Tecchou laughed out loud before he draped his head on Jouno’s shoulder. “Just this time okay?” Nikolai nodded and poured the wine in the six wine glasses that just manifested out of nowhere. Chuuya raised his wine glass high and shouted.
“Let’s cheer to Tecchou’s recovery and Suegiku’s officially dating!”
“Cheers!!”
Jouno frowned in confusion before he asked Chuuya. “Suegiku?”
Chuuya grinned and chugs his wine before exclaiming loudly. “It’s your couple's name. Nikolai and Fyodor’s is Fyolai, while me and Dazai’s is Soukoku. Which is so unoriginal but cool enough so I accept it.”
“I guess that’s okay? Right Jouno?” Jouno nodded his head while sipping the wine and he almost choked himself when Nikolai suddenly stood up and pointed his finger at him.
“You don’t call him by his first name?! I used a nickname with Fedya and even Chuuya calls Dazai with his first name when they’re in private! Jouno called you by his first name already so he doesn’t need to do it, unless he wants to use a nickname. But you haven’t called him by his first name!”
Tecchou looked at Jouno for a moment before he decided something.
“I’ll just call you Giku then. Since your name is kind of too long to say.”
“I’m fine with it.” Jouno suddenly kissed Tecchou’s temple, making his face flushed like a red tomato.
“Did you capture it Nikolai?”
“Of course I did!”
Nikolai slapped his right palm on Fyodor’s shoulder, feeling too ecstatic. Fyodor only smiled warmly at his boyfriend’s antics, though he had to admit that his slap was a little too hard. Dazai nudged Jouno’s shoulder and grinned widely.
“I didn’t know you could be a romantic person.”
“Shut up and just enjoy the wine.”
“What a nice way to end the battle.”