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ushiwaka: i showed hayato the two chickens i had in my backyard and the first thing he said was "nice cocks"
ushiwaka: im done
satendori: LMAOGJA
seita: HAYATO PLSS
hayagata: I HAD TO HE MADE IT EASY
shiraken: this is why ur single
hayagata: im literally not ??
ushiwaka: being sent to my grave early
gotomu: USHIJIMA HAHAJFS
kawanai: were they some nice cocks tho
reohira: PLEASEE
hayagata: HE SAID HE PLANNED ON EATING THEM TOO HE SET ME UP
seita: STOP
ushiwaka: im outside ur house !
hayagata: scream reference??
satendori: soo.. u got a bf ?? 😈
seita: whyy u wanna ask me out on a date? 😚
shiraken: god what is wrong w u guys
kawanai: ur not any better kenjiro 💀
shiraken: stfu <33