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8:23 am - Second Gen Captains
Futakuchi: guuyysyssssss
Futakuchi: I'm boooreeddd
Yahaba: focus on your class
Futakuchi: but it's boringggggg
Smart boi: babe this is why you're failing
Futakuchi: GASP
Yahaba: did you just type gasp
Futakuchi: HOW COULD YOU
Futakuchi: MY OWN BOYFRIEND
Futakuchi: I FEEL SO BETRAYED
Smart boi: listen babe ily but
Smart boi: one of us always sleeps in class and the other does college prep classes for fun
Futakuchi: fine
Futakuchi: but that doesn't mean it's boring
Kawanishi: hold up the fuck
Kawanishi: Terushima
Smart boi: ye??
Kawanishi: you're in college prep classes??
Kawanishi: FOR FUN???
Smart boi: funny story actually
Smart boi: johzenji does volleyball practice every day until five except wednesdays
Smart boi: in my first year I would get home and be really bored and hyper
Smart boi: my mom, dad, and my sisters were so done with me
Smart boi: so my mom told me to get out and do something
Smart boi: and I stumbled on a college prep class for second and third years
Smart boi: and they mistook me for a second year and let me in
Smart boi: and the rest is history
Kawanishi: wtf
Futakuchi: yeah
Futakuchi: I don't even do mine willingly
Futakuchi: but that means yuuji is my free tutor
Smart boi: the best part is they didn't know how old I was until I showed up this year lmao
Smart boi: they were like omg are you visiting??
Smart boi: and I was like no?? I'm still a third year??
Smart boi: the looks on their faces
Smart boi: I actually do the classes with enno
Ennoshita: it was so embarrassing going in there and seeing him
Ennoshita: and he recognized me
Ennoshita: now I'm forced to sit next to him
Ennoshita: but he's always quiet and paying attention
Futakuchi: yeah
Futakuchi: studying yuuji is so different from volleyball yuuji
Futakuchi: you'd think that they're two different people
Atsumu: holy shit???
Atsumu: wow
Atsumu: I don't even do college prep classes
Osamu: that's because you want to go into professional volley
Atsumu: yeah
Atsumu: how come you do them then??
Atsumu: samu??
Atsumu: osamu answer me
Akaashi: maybe he's trying to get smarter than you
Atsumu: as if he could
Atsumu: I wouldn't let him
Sakusa: considering who you are
Sakusa: I'd say it'd be pretty easy to be smarter than you
Atsumu: UR SO MEAN OMI
Kawanishi: lmao
Bottom: Taichi
Bottom: get off your phone
Bottom: we have practice
Kawanishi: silence bottom
Atsumu: lmao
Bottom: he's been dealt with
Atsumu: how come you haven't changed your name??
Bottom: no point in denying what's true
Yahaba: kyoutani just choked on his water lmao
Yahaba: everyone's laughing at him
Atsumu: how'd you deal with him shirabu??
Bottom: there's nothing a good spike to the head won't fix
Bottom: been practicing with one of the second years
Bottom: he's got great aim
Kawanishi: THIS IS ABUSE
Bottom has change their name to Shirabu!
Shirabu: if you don't get off your phone right now Kawanishi Taichi I swear to god I will rip out your throat through your asshole
Kawanishi: yes sir
Atsumu: DAMN
Atsumu: full name and everythign
Atsumu: that was graphic
Atsumu: jesus
Osamu: cohrst
Sakusa: even worse
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7:56 pm - Second Gen Captains
Shirabu: guys
Shirabu: please
Shirabu: is anyone online
Ennoshita: yeah
Ennoshita: what's wrong
Shirabu: I think I'm being followed
Kawanishi: where are you kenjirou
Ennoshita: aren't you supposed to be at your dorms?
Shirabu: yeah but I just went out to eat cause it's Friday so our curfew is later and we're allowed to go out or go home to see our parents and shit
Shirabu: and I noticed this guy was following me and I didn't want him to realize I went to shiratorizawa so I've been walking for the past 30 minutes
Shirabu: I'm lost and he's still following me
Kawanishi: do you know who it is?
Shirabu: one of the students from the college we've been playing against recently
Sakusa: send your location
Sakusa: maybe someone's nearby
Akaashi: yeah
Akaashi: go to a store and wait for someone to get to you
Akaashi: it's not safe for you to be alone right now
Shirabu: I found a convenience store
Shirabu: location.png
Kawanishi: why are you so far?
Shirabu: I DON'T KNOW I'VE JUST BEEN WALKING
Yahaba: calm down
Yahaba: my house is nearby
Yahaba: I'm on my way
Yahaba: I'll bring kyoutani too
Kawanishi: why???
Yahaba: because
Yahaba: he's with me rn
Kawanishi: kenjirou
Kawanishi: keep texting us
Kawanishi: to make sure you're okay
Shirabu: I'm so scared
Shirabu: he walked in
Shirabu: he's wearing my team jacket
Kawanishi: I thought you lost it?
Shirabu: I though I did too
Can I get to the yams: who wants to hear a funny story
Shirabu: sure
Can I get to the yams: so last year the karasuno first years were studying at tsukki's house
Can I get to the yams: and he starts arguing with hinata
Can I get to the yams: and it got so bad they started wrestling
Can I get to the yams: tsukki is like straddling hinata and pinning him down
Can I get to the yams: a very compromising position
Can I get to the yams: THEN HIS BROTHER AND HIS MOM WALK IN
Atsumu: say sike rn
Can I get to the yams: it's true
Can I get to the yams: his mom covers her eyes and says don't forget protection AND GIVES HIM A THUMBS UP
Can I get to the yams: AND HIS BROTHER IS LIKE WELL DAMN KEI EXHIBITIONISM HUH
Osamu: I would've killed my brother so fast
Atsumu: as if you could beat me in a fight
Osamu: yeah I could
Osamu: it's been proven
Yahaba: we got shirabu
Yahaba: we're taking him back to my house
Kawanishi: okay
Kawanishi: I'll tell the teachers he's with his parents
Kawanishi: and I'll get his parents to vouch for me
Yahaba: they'd do that?
Kawanishi: I'm their favorite of all our teammates
Kawanishi: except maybe tsutomu so I'll get him to ask
Akaashi: is everything okay now yahaba?
Yahaba: yeah
Yahaba: kyou scared the guy away
Yahaba: he dropped the jacket tho but shirabu said he'd rather burn it than wear it again so we threw it out
Kawanishi: we'll get him a new one
Yahaba: and now kyou's carrying him back to my house
Shirabu: thanks
Yahaba: you already said that
Yahaba: I would've done that with anyone
Yahaba: I don't care what school you go to
Yahaba: and frankly I hate tendou the most
Atsumu: oh yeah so true
Osamu: he's a real piece of work
Akaashi: I applaud semi for being able to stand him for as long as he has
Shirabu: lmao
Shirabu: he's a good guy tho
Kawanishi: damn tonight must've fucked you up
Kawanishi: you would never admit that willingly
Shirabu: stfu taihci
Yahaba: I'll just put him to bed instead
Smart boi: glad you're okay shirabu
Smart boi: kenji and I have been reading but we didn't have anything to add
Shirabu: thanks for the concernmahjsdda
Smart boi: uhh?
Yahaba: we've taken his phone
Yahaba: he's going to bed now
Ennoshita: kawanishi
Ennoshita: he said it was a guy you regularly play against
Tora: oh yeah
Fukunaga: It wouldn't be a good idea to continue playing against them while he's still there
Kawanishi: you're right but I have the oldest most stubborn coach ever
Kawanishi: he'd probably call kenjirou something awful if we told him
Fukunaga: he'd do that ◉_◉ ??
Smart boi: yeah
Smart boi: my coach said he called karasuno's shrimp useless without his setter TO HIS FACE
Kyoutani: he would
Kyoutani: he's slapped semi before
Tora: uh??
Yahaba: go to bed shirabu
Kyoutani: fine
Kawanishi: I'll deal with coach
Kawanishi: we'll figure out how to deal with the guy later
Ennoshita: takeda sensei cried once after hitting asahi on accident
Ennoshita: he didn't even make contact
Akaashi: sounds like bokuto
Sakusa: I would think bokuto's less emotional than that
Akaashi: the opposite
Tora: yeah
Tora: we can't go through a training camp with him without seeing his emo mode
Smart boi: his what??
Akaashi: don't get me started
Tora: yeah pls don't
Tora: akaashi can talk about bokuto for HOURS
Fukunaga: he kept all of the second years in the fukurodani group awake all night cause he wouldn't stop talking
Akaashi: it's a talent
Sakusa: I'm incredibly concerned