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the super friends that are 95% lgbtq
lena’s gf
> guys
> i have an idea
gay danvers
> u can keep it to urself
lena’s gf
> ????
> i haven't even said what it was!
gay danvers
> yeah but ik it’s gonna be terrible so
papa bear
> don’t interrupt alex, i want to hear her plan
lena’s gf
> see?
> thank you j’onn!
rich girl
> babe
> don’t tell me it’s another double date with sam and andrea again
lena’s gf
> no, it’s better
i’m really smart
> they’re dating?
the mini kara
> yes brainy, they are
gay danvers
> i’m sorry kara, but wdym “it’s better” than a double date?
lena’s gf
> a triple date!
> not with sam and andrea tho
> i meant with the 4 of u (no offense j’onn)
papa bear
> none taken
my wife’s therapist
> this is gonna be a disaster
lena’s gf
> no it’s not kelly, look on the bright side!
my wife’s therapist
> sure
gay danvers
> kelly
my wife’s therapist
> what?
> i was being sarcastic
lena’s gf
> fuck u
the mini kara
> SHE CUSSES?
lena’s gf
> yes nia, i’m a 31 year old woman, am i not allowed to cuss?
the mini kara
> idk i’ve never heard u cuss before
rich girl
> babe that was hot
gay danvers
> u bitches get turned on over the smallest things lmao
rich girl
> if ur jealous just say so
gay danvers
> bitch i’m literally married to kelly????
papa bear
> okay that's enough kids
i’m really smart
> …..
> kara, i do think this plan is possible to be carried out
lena’s gf
> see? THANK YOU brainy, at least SOMEONE appreciates me here
rich girl
> i’m literally your girlfriend.
lena’s gf
> other than u babe
gay danvers
> kara stop being dramatic
lena’s gf
> i’m literally supergirl, i love being dramatic
gay danvers
> booooo
the mini kara
> so
> when’s the “triple date”?
gay danvers
> im not going btw
my wife’s therapist
> i think we shld give it a shot
> can we bring esme?
lena’s gf
> no
> its a triple date not a family reunion
gay danvers
> boooooo
i’m really smart
> that sounds fun, alex
gay danvers
> shush brainy
lena’s gf
> how does thursday sound?
gay danvers
> no
my wife’s therapist
> babe
gay danvers
> ok fine but only for u
rich girl
> simp
papa bear
> yall are insane
the mini kara
> first time here j’onn?
papa bear
> point taken
i’m really smart
> kara, thursday sounds good
gay danvers
> ughhhhh
> fine 🙄
> i hate u all
papa bear
> no you don’t
gay danvers
> can u let me be dramatic?
rich girl
> absolutely not
> kelly, nia, is thursday good?
the mini kara
> yep!
my wife’s therapist
> what time?
lena’s gf
> sayyyy
> 1pm?
my wife’s therapist
> 👍
lena’s gf
> great!
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karadanvers updated their private story: life of a super!
[Description: A picture, taken by Kara, of all six of them seated at Olive Garden (cause that’s the only restaurant I know in America), looking into the camera. They were all smiling, surprisingly including Alex, but she was flipping off the camera at the same time.]
Captioned: it’s a triple date!
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alexdanvers updated their private story: how to live like a lesbian
[Description: A video, taken by Alex, of Kara and Lena sitting down and kissing, with Lena’s hands cupping her girlfriend’s cheek, with their eyes closed. Alex can be heard making fake disgusted noises behind the camera.]
Captioned: ew gay ppl
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the super friends that are 95% lgbtq
papa bear
> alex i just saw ur private story
> stop being homophobic
gay danvers
> ???!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
rich girl
> yea alex stop being homophobic
gay danvers
> i hate u all
lena’s gf
> k.
> lena, u wanna continue making out?
rich girl
> ofc babe x
the mini kara
> y r u guys texting
> ur literally sitting next to one another
lena’s gf
> its for j’onn
papa bear
> thank you kara for including me in your shenanigans
my wife’s therapist
> why am i friends with u guys again??
rich girl
> cuz ur in love with alex
my wife’s therapist
> i regret that decision everyday
gay danvers
> u want a divorce???
> i wonder what will esme think abt her moms divorcing….
my wife’s therapist
> thats not what i meant
gay danvers
> ofc
i’m really smart
> ladies
> stop being dramatic and put down your phones
the mini kara
> THANK YOU brainy
> see this is why i love you
i'm really smart
> love you too nia :)