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Fundy groans as he’s woken up…
“Too early…”
”FUNDY! WAKE THE FUCK UP! WE’RE GONNA SWIM!” Someone who he now realizes is Tommy yells into his large fox ears. This wakes Fundy up with a scream, what can he say!? He didn’t anticipate being woke up like this! Fundy eventually groans before walking into the living room of their suite.
”Morning, Fundy!” His sister greets, she’s dressed in a one piece swimsuit, it’s black with little skulls all over it. The look is slightly betrayed by the cozy, forest green scrunchy holding her hair up in a mid ponytail.
”Go get dressed.” Wilbur says from one side of the room, he’s standing next to Quackity. Wilbur is dressed in trunks and a long sleeved swim top while Quackity is wearing trunks and a tank-top. Fundy nods and grabs his swim trunks and a binding swim top, he goes to the bathroom to change.
When Fundy comes out of the bathroom, Tommy is waiting for him with a bright smile and wagging tail. “Ready to go!?” He asks with an amount of cheer in his voice that could make even the saddest people smile.
“Why are you so exited?” Fundy asks with an amused smile. “The only times I go swimming it’s with dad, Wilbur, Techno, and Tubbo, we only get to do it like, three times a year. So I’m READY!” Tommy explains loudly.
“Ok gang, ready?” Wilbur asks, clapping his hands together. Tommy, Fundy, and Tallulah all nod and grab their swim bags. Each bag has towels and goggles. “Ok guys, follow me.” Wilbur states and leads the group, holding Quackity’s hand.
The five walk out of the suite and into the hallway where Wilbur hums the tune to his new song, Quackity holds him close and the kids shove each other around. Eventually, they get to the elevator where Tommy meets an old fiend…
“Hola Chico! Hola Fundy n’ Tallulah!” Roier greets the kids before the adults. “Hola Quackity, hi Wilbur!” Roier says, he ruffles the kids hair as usual but this time also attempts to do the same to Wilbur, but even jumping isn’t enough to get him up high enough to reach Wilbur’s head.
Tommy stares intently into Roier’s eyes, rekindling an old competition. They continue staring at each other the entire ride, Roier makes quiet chit-chat with Quackity but still keeps up the contest. After a while the elevator dings and everyone slides out. Roier and Tommy part ways, and the family walks over to the water park.
There’s that guy again… the goopy one?
“Hello Tommy, Quackity, Wilbur, Fundy, and Tallulah from L’Manburg!” The kid greets, it still sets the family on edge but… Quackity finds it kinda, weirdly endearing? “May I please check your wristbands?” He asks, everyone nods and holds up their wrists. He nods, seeming content with what they showed him.
Everyone walks into the large water park.
“AH YES, MY FAVORITE SMELL, CHLORINE.” Tommy announces loudly before grabbing his big brother’s hand. “Where are we going? What are we doing first? Wilbur, why aren’t you answering?” The questions spill out of his mouth quickly,
“Does the wave pool sound good to everyone?” Wilbur asks in an attempt to shut Tommy the FUCK up. Everyone likes that and nods.
Wilbur let’s Quackity lead the way as he’s the one who studied the maps and had ever been to Great Wolf Lodge before. The wave pool is apparently to the right of the water park, Quackity leads his family over. They set their bags on a couple empty beach chairs before walking into the pool. There’s not any waves right now, but they assume the waves will start at some point soon. The kids all split, Tallulah follows Tommy as Fundy goes off on his own, Quackity stays with Wilbur.
“Hey ducky~” Wilbur whispers to his husband who has his wings practically pinned to his back so as not to take up too much space in the pool. “What, Wil?” Quackity asks, suspecting Wilbur is planning something.
Which he is.
Wilbur’s eyes dart around for a second before jabbing Quackity in the stomach. It makes Quackity squawk loudly and his wings splay out which scares a couple little kids around him. “Wilbur, what the fuck was that!?” Quackity asks to which Wilbur shrugs with a playful smile.
Tallulah and Tommy make their way to the deep end of the pool.
“Tommy? Wanna play a game?” Tallulah asks, the frills on the sides of her face are puffed out. “Hm? What game?” Tommy asks, wading in the pool, his ears pointed straight up and tail now soggy and wet. “We both do tricks underwater! Like flips n’ stuff Y’know?” She explains with a sharp toothed smile.
“Hmm, sure. Why not?” Tommy agrees.
The two kids take turns doing tricks underwater, Tallulah doing front and backflips while Tommy took a liking to handstands before he got an idea.
“Tallulah, I have the perfect trick!” He states with a wide grin. “Show me!” She says, putting on her goggles ready to go underwater and watch Tommy. “Ok, three, two… one!” He says, taking a deep breath before dunking himself underwater, Tallulah following not a second later.
Tommy just flips Tallulah off.
When they come back up, Tommy is practically dying of laughter while Tallulah just looks at him with a disappointed stare.
“You could’ve at least been creative.” She says. “How the fuck do you creatively flip someone off?” Tommy asks, oddly smug. “Like this.”
Tallulah sticks up both her middle fingers and crosses them to make a cross shape.
“Begone cunt.”
Fundy is sitting at the shallow end of the wave pool as he lets the waves push him around. He finds it really fun. Every time a wave hits him, he lets out a sharp squeal of joy. That’s when he sees some kid walking over to him.
“What are you doing?” He asks. “I’m getting hit by the waves. It’s fun.” Fundy explains to the boy, he has dirty blonde hair and freckles, there’s a pinkish white scar going over his nose, and he’s wearing bright green swim trunks. “Can I try?” He asks, Fundy nods as the boy sits next to him.
The waves stop suddenly. “I think the waves are done for now.” Fundy presumes, to which the boy nods. “What’s your name? I’m Fundy.” He says.
“I’m Dream, Dream Wastaken.” Is the way he introduces himself which makes Fundy giggle. “That’s a weird last name.”
“Well what’s your last name?” He asks with a frustrated look on his face and red dusted over his face and tips of his ears. “Soot. Fundy Craft Soot, that’s my full name.” He states. “Your name is saying that you craft soot.” Dream says with his own giggle that Fundy finds… kinda cute.
“I’m a professional craftsman.” Fundy says with a smile, he’s enjoying this conversation, it’s nice.
“How old are you?” Dream asks with a smirk. “I’m twelve. Twelve and a half, I’m two minutes older than my twin.” Fundy replies, wondering what Tommy and Tallulah could be doing. “Oh, same actually. Are you and your twin the same looking?” Dream ponders, interested to learn more. “No, she’s a dragon, I’m a fox.” Fundy explains, happy to talk about himself. “Do you have any siblings?”
“Yeah, my little brother Foolish.” Dream says, pointing at a young boy who looks to be golden, like literally golden.
“That’s a sad thing to name your child, what do your parents have against him?” Fundy asks jokingly. “Well, I only have one parent. She’s a single father, yes she’s a girl but she’s our dad, don’t ask.” Dream explains, Fundy shrugs at him. “I have two dads, one’s a bird the other’s a prick.” He says with a fond smile, Dream laughs a bit at the description.
“Do you have a phone?” Dream asks. “Yeah, why?” Fundy replies, a bit confused. “Do you want my number? So we can talk!” He says.
Fundy would be lying if he said he didn’t blush.
“S- Sure, yeah! That s- that’s cool, yeah… um, what’s the number?” Fundy asks, a bit flustered. He knows he shouldn’t think too hard about it, but… It still messes with him. Dream pulls out his phone which is in one of those small pouches you bring to pools, he opens up messages and goes to add contacts. “Ok, just type it in.” He says with a smile.
Fundy nods and quickly types in his number when he hears his name being called.
“FUNDY!” They yell, he recognizes the voice as Wilbur.
“Oh, um, bye Dream!” He says with a wave, running off to his family who’s in the middle of the pool. Dream waves him away, walking to his own family.
Wilbur, Quackity, Tallulah and Tommy all stand in the water, waiting for Fundy. Tallulah and Tommy look just as confused as Fundy is to why they were called over. “So, um… what the fuck do you want?” Tommy finally asks Wilbur.
“We’re going on the big slides!” Quackity announces, seemingly very excited. Wilbur looks a bit less so, but he still seems ready to go. Tommy, Tallulah and Fundy stand there for a moment before a devilish grin creeps onto Tallulah’s snout. “Which one?” She asks, probably planning something. “A family one.” Wilbur says with a worried smile.
Tallulah nods, that smile still plastered to her face. “Is everyone ready?” Quackity asks, getting more excited by the second it seems.
Everyone nods.
Quackity grabs Wilbur’s hand, and leads everyone to the large tower of slides. The five go to the line, skipping the tubes as the family slides have special tubes you get at the top.
“Dad, how long will we have to wait?” Tallulah asks, annoyed at how long everything’s taking. “Not sure, it can take a while sometimes…” Wilbur responds, seemingly dreading getting onto the slide.
Tallulah nods, Quackity takes his husband's hand, Tommy fidgets, Fundy spaces out.
It takes around an hour before they finally get to the top of the water slide tower, when they do, everyone is ecstatic!
Except Wilbur. Wilbur is terrified, but powering through.
They’re all loaded onto a family raft, Quackity next to Wilbur, who’s next to Fundy, who’s next to Tallulah, who’s next to Tommy who wraps back around to being next to Quackity. Quackity is holding Wilbur’s hand still for some form of consolation but it’s not working the best.
“Is everyone ready?” A young girl asks, presumably the lifeguard. Everyone nods, then the girl nods, then she pushes them.
The five go down the slide fast.
“HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-“ Tommy yells continuously.
Tallulah and Fundy are laughing manically, while Quackity is smiling wildly, enjoying the rush in silence.
Wilbur is fucking petrified.