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Chapter 5: sad harmonica at 25:00

Notes:

yeah sorry for not updating this or writing the two worlds part 2 stuff i have severe writers block currently and also am irrationally lazy anyways heres a new mr president chapter

12/6/23 update: bruh the fucking image site i use is down give it a day or two for the images to load ig

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Amia: ay goodmorning chat

Amia: who up

Enanan: I am.

Enanan: Is K asleep?

Amia: this wouldnt be the first time she fell asleep at her desk

Enanan: Yeah true

Enanan: Still no sign of Yuki?

Amia: nope

Amia: unusual she wouldnt keep us udpated

Amia: updated*

Amia: alas

Amia: the nightcord vc goes silent

Amia:

Amia: how it feels when nightcord vc doesnt poppin off

Amia: a sad harmonica can be heard throughout japan

Enanan: It's rare she would miss the VC. Do you think she just fell asleep?

Amia: @雪

Amia: @雪

Amia: @雪

Amia: @雪

Amia: @雪

Amia: @雪

Enanan: Stop that.

Amia:

Enanan: How do you always have an image for every situation?

Enanan: It's honestly kind of terrifying

Amia: anyways

Amia: considering its just me and you right now enanan

Amia:

Amia: i'd like to play a little game......

Enanan: Okay, Jigsaw. What kind of game you thinking at this ungodly hour?

Enanan: Gonna stream Yakuza again? Or you wanna hop on Lethal Company?

Enanan: God forbid Roblox I'm not playing with you ever again

Amia: nah nah. no actual games

Amia: i would like to conduct a psychological test with you.

Enanan: Oh, really? Like that one K had us do once?

Enanan: I'd be down.

Amia: no no nothing sensible

Amia: a little game called 'adam sandler or lesbian'

Enanan: What?

Amia: yeah

Amia: i show you pictures of adam sandler or a lesbian but their faces are cropped out

Amia: based on their fits alone you tell me if its adam sandler or a lesbian

Enanan: Who is Adam Sandler?

Amia: what

Amia: are you serious

Enanan: Yeah. Is he an American celebrity?

Amia: y

Amia: yeah

Amia: he was dracula in hotel transylvania

Enanan: I haven't seen that movie

Amia: uncut gems???

Enanan: Nope.

Amia: grown ups?????

Enanan: Noooope

Amia: adam sandler's eight crazy nights??????

Enanan: You say this like it's supposed to mean something?

Amia:

Amia: this fucking movie????

Amia: it was animated by the guys who did the iron giant???

Enanan: Oh, really? That's cool

Amia: how do you not know who adam sandler is

Enanan: How am I supposed to? I'm not American. Actually, neither are you!

Amia: hes famous

Enanan: And? It's not my job to know every actor who has acted ever

Amia: okay fuck

Amia: alright

Amia: well

Amia: hes famous

Amia: and he looks like this

Amia:

Enanan: Okay

Amia: let's just play adam sandler or lesbian anyways

Enanan: Fuck it

Enanan: Why not?

Amia: THATS THE SPIRIT OOMFIE

Amia: OK PHOTO ONE

Amia: adam sandler or a lesbian

Amia:

Enanan: Hm.

Enanan: A lesbian. Adam Sandler's face looks too lame for that puffy jacket.

Amia:

Enanan: WHAT

Enanan: Gender non conforming icon

Amia: adam sandler or a lesbian

Amia:

Enanan: Where are you getting these from

Amia: adam sandler or a lesbain

Enanan: ANSWER THE QUESTION

Amia: i harvest them from the earth like a plant

Enanan: Okay.

Enanan: I refuse to believe Adam Sandler has such a good jean jacket. Lesbian.

Amia:

Enanan: Yesss.

Enanan: Hit me up for Round 3.

Amia: on it boss

Amia: adam sandler or a lesbian

Amia:

Enanan: No cis man would have the courage to dress like that in public. Not to mention, the legs look oddly smooth and shaved. I lean more towards lesbian on this one.

Enanan: Wait, but the wedding ring...

Enanan: Hmmm...

Enanan: Could just be a married lesbian, I guess...

Enanan: Alright. Lesbian. Final answer.

Amia:

Enanan: Fuuuuck.

Enanan: I was so fucking close.

Enanan: It was the ring. I should've guessed cuz of the ring.

Amia: thats all i got

Amia: did you have fun

Enanan: This was a nice distraction. I had fun.

Amia: hell yes

Amia: thanks for playing

Enanan: You're welcome.

Amia:

Amia: mfw enanan had a good time (i love her very much)

Enanan: Who is that man?

Amia:

Amia: wait two reacts who reacted

Yuki: Hello

Amia: oh fuck

Enanan: Yuki hello! Where have you been

Yuki: My mother wanted to binge old 50's samurai movies with me and my father

Enanan: Really?

Amia: what a strange and oddly specific hyperfixation

Yuki: I found myself very invested in kurosawa's directing

Enanan: Really??

Amia: what??

Amia: you liked something??

Amia: enough to find it standout??

Yuki: Indeed

Yuki: I cried

Amia: YOU FUCKING CRIED??

Yuki: Indeed

Yuki: Though we watched several movies so i am a bit tired

Yuki: Might not stay long

Enanan: Can we go back to the part where you cried?

Enanan: Isn't that kind of, uh... a huge deal?

Enanan: Like, the music composing and the working together?

Enanan: And Akira Kurosawa movies made you cry?

Yuki: Indeed

Amia: omfg

Amia: wait til k hears about this, man

Yuki: The samurai died because he was burdened by the very code he lived by

Enanan: I'm going to bed