Chapter Text
“Book 3!”
“Finally!”
“Chapter 1: Awakening.”
“Oh, that’s an interesting explanation.”
“Aang, stop wearing the stupid hat!”
“Chapter 2: the Headband.”
“This sucks.”
“Chapter 3: The Painted Lady.”
“Aww yeah! Suki!”
“Nevermind.”
“Chapter 4: Sokka’s Master.”
“Man, this show needs better plot.”
”Chapter 5: The Beach.”
“Could’ve been worse.”
“Not by much.”
“Chapter 6: The Avatar and the Firelord.”
“Interesting. Sort of.”
“Chapter 7: The Runaway.”
“Well, Toph’s being Toph. That’s good.”
“Interesting ending. Chapter 8 is The Puppetmaster.”
“Creepy as hell.”
“Never trust old women living in the woods.”
“ Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams.”
“Filler! Yay!”
“Sarcastic much? Chapters 10 and 11: Day of Black Sun, Parts 1 and 2.”
“They’re going to win? But we’re only halfway through the season…”
“No.”
“No.”
“Of course.”
“Sokka! You have a more important task right now!”
“Chapter 12: Western Air Temple.”
“Zuko.”
“Good old Zuko.”
“Interesting parallels.”
“Chapter 13: Firebending Masters.”
“Not too shabby. Chapters 14 and 15: Boiling Rock, Parts 1 and 2.”
“SUKI!”
“THE DAD!”
“And everyone lived happily ever after. Chapter 16: the Southern Raiders.”
“Revenge.”
“Sort of.”
“Not really.”
“Since it’s just this and then the finale, how about we watch the Ember Island Players?”
“That kind of sucked.”
“Not as much as the Great Divide.”
"I liked it. It was funny."
“Okay, this is it. Chapters 18 through 21: Sozin’s Comet.”
“Aang doesn’t want to kill. How quaint.”
“Consequences!”
“Fighting!”
“Azula’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs!”
“Deus Ex Machina!”
“What?”
“Deus Es Machina. It means ‘god in the machine’. Basically, it’s a solution out of nowhere.”
“And they all lived happily ever after.”
”So, Harry, who’s your favorite character now?” Harry didn’t even need to think.
“Zuko. Definitely Zuko.”