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Chapter 5: Overheard at the Reception

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To marry, the Chant of Light teaches
So Diana, the Sealer of Breaches
will soon be a wifey
to Cullen for life-y
And boy, she loves what’s in his breeches!

- Sera

If you two need any help tonight, The Iron Bull is at your service. 

- Bull

Sera, put that away.

- Josephine

Oh, hello, Alistair! My goodness, Cullen. It’s not every man who’s brave enough to include his ex-lover in his wedding party.

- Divine Victoria

What? No! The Empress is supposed to be seated at Table 2! Oh no, this is a disaster! 

- Josephine

Everyone raise a glass to my dear friend Diana, who did what I utterly failed to do. Which is to say, she did Cullen. 

- Dorian

Cully-Wully, you hurt my friend there’ll be no place in Thedas you can hide, get it?

- Sera

She’s so beautiful, so good and kind. How could I possibly be worthy of her love? By what right do I stand in her presence? Cole, not here, not now, stop it, you Maker-forsaken

- Cole

Sera--Sera, no. Sera, no! Sera!

- Josephine

I am–just–so– happy –*incoherent weeping* 

- Cassandra

Notes:

Happy Secret Santa! Diana is such a sweet character, and I wanted to make something just as romantic.