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“DAVD!” I shouted. “What the flip do you think you are doing?”
Dave didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fricking heck?” I asked angrily.
“Napoleon?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Dave leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Dave kissed me passionately.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!