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Private Chat between willthewisest and bikewheels
bikewheels: baby im so fucking sorry
bikewheels: i took a joke way too far and i feel so bad
bikewheels: i hope you can eventually forgeuev me even if if you cant rn
bikewheels: i didnt immadeitaly apologise bc i wansted to give you speace
bikewheels: so srory for not saydint thing alst night
willthewisest: i acept your apologiy
willthewisest: if orive you
willthewisest: rich told me you arent on your meds
willthewisest: so i told myself id accept your aplogy if you apolofgized
willthewisest: but you knwo my emotions are wakc and if im already upset abot my hearing that you shouldnet push ti
bikewheels: ik
bikewheels: immediatelty afetr i kenw i fucked up
willthewisest: yaeh
bikewheels: i prmosie that i wotn do anythign like that again
bikewheels: do you wanna hang out
bikewheels: i emean you probably has a bad fingth bc of me
bikewheels: i can tyr to calm rich down so you can come ober
bikewheels: but i can come oevr if you feel icky
willthewisest: i wana come over but you ahev to squish me if we cuddle
willthewisest: still sensory icky rn
bikewheels: i cna shut richie up to if hes too loud
willthewisest: im not ewaering my hearing aids so tis fien
willthewisest: he can be as lodu as he wants
bikewheels: oaky
willthewisest: hehe oaky
bikewheels: shut up
willthewisest: ily mikey
bikewheels: ilyt will
the harrington family tree
willthewisest: i should tell yall that i am not mad at my bfy anyomer really]
willthewisest: imean im still upset but hes apaolozied
willthewisest: btu we are on good terms again
knockoffjulianbaker: 🤟
willthewisest: thanks robbie 🤟✌️
bikewheels: i know i fucked up gyuys
bikewheels: and i already promised will that i would never do ti again
stalker: okayyyyy
willthewisest: lucas ist fine
willthewisest: we talked it oevr
bikewheels: thats a lie
bikewheels: we signed it over
willthewisest: thast true
willthewisest: if were getting technical
bikewheels: but yeah :D
madmax: hey so now that were all good int he relationship departmetn
madmax: anyone wanna go tot he movies with me
willthewisest: i cant im Deaf
knockoffjulianbaker: ^
ilovethesmiths: ^
concussedithink: ^
dustbunny: ^
madmax: WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE DEAF PEOPLE IN HAWKINS IN MY FUCKING FRIENDGROUP
bikewheels added trashmouth to the chat
bikewheels: dear brother you know what to do
trashmouth: im blind
trashmouth: so you should just be saying that all the disbaled people are in your friendsgroup
madmax: yeah but im disbaled
madmax: wait
madmax: raise your hand if you have a disability of some sorts and like say your disbility
madmax: me (i ahev t2d and chronic pain)
willthewisest: me (im deaf autistic epileptic and my stomach doesnt work right ithink)
ilovethesmiths: me (im hard of hearing and i ahev ehelrs d)
concussedithink: me (deaf and brain issues bc conussion)
dustbunny: me (hoh and ccd)
dustbunny: acronyms ehhee
trashmouth: me (vision impariemtn and austims)
bikewheels: me (adhd and auditory processing shit)
trashmouth: also we think mickey is bipolar
bikewheels: who the fuck is we
trashmouth: shhhh let the others answer mickye
stalker: me ig (my knee has been fucked up since surgery so ig like nerve dmaage or smth)
knockoffjulianbaker: me (deaf and autistic)
strappedjournalist: me (chiari)
concussedithink: you know youre a bad boyfriend when you forget your girlfiend has a structualr defect in her brainskull
strappedjournalist: youre not a bad bouyfriend
strappedjournalist: if roget until im stuck in bed with ai migraine
strappedjournalist: speaking of taht my head hurst a bit but richie is beign loud upstairs
trashmouth: sory nance
trashmouth: i was wacthgin a movie but ill turn it down
strappedjournalist: no youre fine
trashmouth: no ill turn it down
strappedjournalist: actually no
strappedjournalist: come turn it on downstairs
strappedjournalist: i wanna hear the movie
strappedjournalist: i would be listening to a movie if the lovebirds werent in the basemt stealing it
bikewheels: fuck you nance
concussedithink: is anybody else having fun wtaching the wheelrs interact
trashmouth: hey nan i even got the audio description on
trashmouth: so you can keep your eyes closed
strappedjournalist: this is why i miss you when yorue at school
madmax: why is nance so sweet
ilovethesmiths: this is why steve and i date her
concussedithink: shes also smoking hot
trashmouth: ewwwwww
trashmouth: keep that to yourself steve
stalker: ye dude
stalker: none of us want to hear that
dustbunny: nance is like an older sister to most of us
bikewheels: and shes actually a older sister to the rest of us
strappedjournalist: aw
strappedjournalist: (thats to my boyfriends and the kids)
knockoffjulianbaker: i for one do not consider nance my older sister
strappedjournalist: rob shut up youre my best friend
knockoffjulianbaker: thx nance
strappedjournalist: np girlie
strappedjournalist: youre kinda the coolest
trashmouth: after me of course
strappedjournalist: dont pushit richard
Private Chat between mommajoyce and karenwheeler
karenwheeler: hey joy i just wanted you to know that i am hosting a little get together tommorow night
karenwheeler: like a belated welcome back party for richie
karenwheeler: you and the boys are invitved of course
mommajoyce: kar… thats so sweet
mommajoyce: we will a hundred percent be there
mommajoyce: actually
mommajoyce: do you wanna hang out just the two of us sometime soon?
mommajoyce: like high school
karenwheeler: i drop holly off at daycare everyday around nine
karenwheeler: and you know that nance picks her up bc she goes with the boys
mommajoyce: i get off work around one most days
karenwheeler: are you free thursday
mommajoyce: of course
karenwheeler: its a date then
Private Chat between mommajoyce and hoppityhophop
mommajoyce: HOPPER I HAVE A DATE WITHZ KAREN
mommajoyce: at least i think its a date
mommajoyce: also who gave you youre username
mommajoyce: the kids voted on mine
hoppityhophop: my girls
hoppityhophop: they think its funny
hoppityhophop: but karen as in karen wheelrs?
mommajoyce: YES
mommajoyce: she and i had a fling in high school
mommajoyce: i lied to you when i said i cheated on you with todd weaver
mommajoyce: ut wa sactually karen
mommajoyce: i didnt know it then but im bi
mommajoyce: jona dn i talked about it after he came out to me
mommajoyce: and thats what i decided
hoppityhophop: wait if you didnt cheat with todd then whyd he brag about screwing you
mommajoyce: i let him say it so thati had someoen to say i cheated on you with
mommajoyce: we never did it
hoppityhophop: okay
hoppityhophop: so you ahve a date with karen
hoppityhophop: thats cool
mommajoyce: not cool jim
mommajoyce: im freaking out
mommajoyce: this is a lot of pressure
mommajoyce: i know she and ted are almost legally divorce but what if its too son
mommajoyce: and whst if she meant it as a friend date
hoppityhophop: josefana chava maldonado
hoppityhophop: calm down
mommajoyce: jim just because youre eigth months older than me doesnt mean youre allowed to ful name me
mommajoyce: we are grown adults
mommajoyce: i dont have to calm down if dont want to
mommajoyce: also im surprsied you remember my full name
mommajoyce: i swear my boys forget it sometiems
hoppityhophop: joyce what do you mean
mommajoyce: ive told will and jon that josefana is my full name but i go by joyce enought hat i dont think they rememebr it sometimes
mommajoyce: my father and nuria are the only ones that call me josefana naymore
mommajoyce: my mom and my brothers call me joyce now
mommajoyce: you forget my parents and siblings were the only ones to call me that ever
hoppityhophop: wow
hoppityhophop: are you okay with that?
hoppityhophop: i mean its your name
mommajoyce: jim its fine
mommajoyce: i dont call you james do i?
mommajoyce: thats your name technivallt
mommajoyce: but you like jim so that what i call you
mommajoyce: i like joyce so thats what i want people to call me
mommajoyce: my dad is jsut very traditional
mommajoyce: he always writes the boys’ spanish names in their cards and stuff
mommajoyce: and the cousins all call each other by though names
hoppityhophop: okay
hoppityhophop: i remember your dad being traditional
mommajoyce: its jsut with culture though
mommajoyce: jon came out to him and he was excited for him
mommajoyce: but i was originally etxting you about karen and our not-date date
mommajoyce: or date date
mommajoyce: i dont know
hoppityhophop: JOYCE YOU HAVE A DATE
hoppityhophop: omg thats so cool
hoppityhophop: dw i can keep a secret
mommajoyce: …
hoppityhophop: max had my phone
hoppityhophop: she stole it out of my hand
hoppityhophop: and she still reading over my shoulder
mommajoyce: oh hi sweetie
mommajoyce: how are you today?
hoppityhophop: good :) how about you? -max
mommajoyce: a little nervous but good
mommajoyce: you know you shouldnt steal your dads phone, right?
hoppityhophop: i know
hoppityhophop: he was giggling like a teenager so i had to see what he was looking at -max
mommajoyce: oh thats a good reason darling
mommajoyce: steal away
hoppityhophop: joyce dont encourage her
hoppityhophop: or i’ll tell the girls to start calling you josefana
mommajoyce: you would never
mommajoyce: you have too much respect for that
hoppityhophop: i do
hoppityhophop: curse you joyce
mommajoyce: hey i have a work emergency that i have to go help with so ill talk to you later
hoppityhophop: okay joyce
hoppityhophop: habve a nice day joyce
mommajoyce: you too jim
Private Chat between mommajoyce and ilovethesmiths
ilovethesmiths: hey mom
mommajoyce: whats wrong?
ilovethesmiths: …
ilovethesmiths: i was gonn ask if steve and nance coudl cme over for dinner
mommajoyce: oh sweeties thats fine
mommajoyce: i thouhght something was wrong
ilovethesmiths: i mean
ilovethesmiths: nrommaly the bad things happen to our family so youre fine
ilovethesmiths: just my boyf and grilf today
mommajoyce: okay
mommajoyce: and you dont have to ask about those two anymore
mommajoyce: theyre part of the family at this point
ilovethesmiths: nan is reading over my shoudler and she wants to knwo if she can be added to the fmaily chat if shes part of the family now
mommajoyce: of course
mommajoyce: ill add both of them
Group Chat with bikewheels, willthewisest, stalker, and trashmouth
trashmouth: guyssssssss
stalker: what
bikewheels: were boreddddddd
stalker: you two are built in best friends you can find a way to entertain yourselves
bikewheels: but we already hung out with eafhc otherrrrrrr
trashmouth: we wanna haang out with you guysssssssss
willthewisest: i have an idea
willthewisest: i have an idea
willthewisest: i have an idea
willthewisest: i have an idea
willthewisest: i have an idea
willthewisest: i have an idea
willthewisest: i have an idea
trashmouth: damn will whats your idea
willthewisest: everybody find spare change and get to the basement
bikewheels: is your idea what i think it is?
trashmouth: is you idea what i think itis?
stalker: is your ieda whta i think itis ?
willthewisest: yes
willthewisest: you all know whats up