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“So..are we done?” Catalina asked.
Naya:Almost!You have two more songs to react to.
“Haven’t we already reacted to our songs?What more do we need?” Jane asked.
Naya:The last two are group songs and I promise you,they're happy songs.
Video begins.
There was a book titled “The six wives of Henry the VIII”.
A hand crossed out mostly everything and it was only titled “Six”.
The book opened and it revealed Catalina being proposed to by Henry.
Catalina:He got down on one knee but I said no way!
“Hah!Rejected,” Jane said.
“Deserved for how he treated us, especially how he treated Catalina,” Anna agreed.
“I would rather marry Annie” Catalina stated while blushing,Anne also started to blush.
Catalina:Packed my bags and moved into a n-n-n-nunnery!
Catalina:Joined the gospel choir.
Catalina:Our riffs were on fire,at the top of the charts is where I’m gonna stay!
Next scene showed Anne checking her phone.
Anne:Henry sent me a poem all about my green sleeves.
Anne rolled her eyes and pouted.
‘She looks adorable’ Catalina thought.
Next scene showed Anne with a guitar.
Anne:I changed a couple words,put it on a sick beat!
The guitar changed to a rockstar guitar and she was on a stage.
Anne:The song blew their minds.
Everyone was cheering for Anne.
Anne:Next minute I was signed.
Anne:Now I’m writing lyrics for Shakesy P.
Next scene was Jane.
Jane:Since my first son,our family’s grown.
‘I decided to stay with Henry in this?’ Jane thought,hating that idea while Anna was jealous.
Jane:We made a band and got quite well known.
Jane:You could call us…the Tudor von trapps?
“No offense Jane,but your puns are horrible” Cathy bluntly stated.
Jane:I’m just kidding!We’re called the Royallin’ Stones.
The first three:We’re ‘one’ of a kind!No Category.
The first three: ‘Too’ many years lost in history{his story}.
The first three:We’re ‘free’ to take our crowning glory!
The first three: ‘For’ ‘five’ more minutes!We’re six~
“Are we counting up to six?” Kat asked.
“I think so,” Anna replied.
The book change to a page on Anna.
Anna burst open a door, scaring someone.
Anna:What a shame,yeah my face,it cost me the crown.
Anna:So I moved to the—
Six:Haus of Holbein!
Anna:In my hometown.
Anna hugged Hans.
“It wasn’t in Germany but okay’ Anna said.
Anna:His mates were super arty but I showed them how to party.
Anna:Now on my tour of Prussia,everybody gets down.
Next scene shows a young Kat looking at Manox suspiciously.
Kat:Music Man tried it on and I was like bye!
She kicked his shin part of the knee.
Kat:So I thought,who needs him?I can give it a try.
Kat:I learned everything!Now all I do is sing~
Kat:And I’ll do that until I die.
Cathy:Heard all about these rocking chicks!
Cathy:Loved every song and each remix.
Cathy:So I went out and found them and we laid down an album.
Cathy:Now I don’t need your love,all I need is six~
The other queens were praising her.
Six:We’re one of a kind!No category!
Six:Too many years lost in History~
Six:We’re free to take our crowning glory!For five more minutes!
Kat had her phone and the queens took a picture together.
Six:We’re six!
Six:Waoh~waoh~
Next picture showed them dressing up.
Six:We’re six.
The picture after was them hanging out.
Six:Waoh,oh,oh,we’re six~
Last picture was of them having a sleepover.
Anne was playing her guitar,Catalina was looking at her annoyed,Jane was covering her ears,Cathy was sound asleep,Kat was sleeping while hugging Anna from behind and Anna had her phone while smiling and watching Anne.
Six:Waoh,waoh!For five more minutes!
*Next scene*
There were two chess pieces.
Six:It’s the end of the show.
A smaller chess piece knocked down the queen piece and was next to the king piece.
Six:Of the historemix.
‘My darling Mary…I’m sorry I left you’ Catalina thought.
Six:We switched up the flow.
Next was a puppet version of Anne and three men.
Puppet Anne’s head got cut off.
Six:And we changed the prefix.
Six:Everybody knows we used to be six wives~
Next was Henry,Edward and Jane as balloons.
Balloon Jane got popped.
‘Eddie…I wished that I could raise you’ Jane thought.
Six:But we wanna say before we drop the curtain.
Six:Nothing is for sure,nothing is for certain.
There were three statues of Kat and the oldest was missing a head.
Six:All that we know.
Cathy’s ring was chained to a metal ball.
Six:Is that we used to be six wives~~~~
Six:But now we’re one of a kind!
“I like this ending except for Jane staying with Henry” Anna said.
Six:No Category!Too many years lost in history!
Six:We’re free to take our crowning glory!For five more minutes.
Catalina grabbed a crown.
Catalina:We’re one of a kind,no category!
The crown turned into a microphone.
Anne had a sword that turned into a microphone with a stand.
Anne:Too many years lost in history!
Jane had a bouquet that was hiding a microphone.
Jane:We’re free to take our crowning glory!
Anna & Kat:For five more minutes!
Cathy:We’re six!
Six:Waoh!Waoh!
Anne was holding her head that Catalina pushed down.
Six:We’re six.
Six:waoh!oh,oh~
Six:we’re six!
Six:waoh!waoh!five,four!three!two!one more minute!We’re six!
Video ends.
Naya:Now we have one more video.
Video starts.
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Six:Are you ready?Okay,here we go!
Catalina:You must think that I’m crazy,you wanna replace?
“I’m confused ... .isn’t this just my song?” Catalina asked.
Naya:Just watch.
Catalina:Baby there’s n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!
Catalina:If you wouldn’t{?} believe me,you must think I’m naive,believe me there’s n-n-n-n-n.
Anne:Not sorry!Sorry not sorry bout what I said,I’m just tryna have some fun.
Catalina:N-no way.
Anne:don’t worry,don’t worry,don’t lose your head,I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.
Jane:You can–
Anne:lol~
“We sound so good together Annie” Jane complimented.
Jane:You can tear me down.
Anne:Say oh well.
Jane:You can try but I’m unbreakable!
Kat/Jane:You wanna do your best!
Jane:But I’ll stand the test!You’ll find that I’ve got a heart of St-oooone~
Anna was seen on a throne.
Anna:All alone on a throne,in a palace that I happen to own.
Kat walked to Anna.
Kat:The only thing you wanna do.
Anna:Too bad that I don’t agree!Cause,I’m the queen of the castle,get down your dirty rascal!
Kat moved away from Anna.
Kat:All you wanna do,all you wanna do baby is sing along to your favorite queen song!
“Rude,” Catalina said.
“Don’t act like your ego is big already,” Kat replied.
Kat:All you wanna do,all you wanna do baby is love me,love me,l-l-l-l-l-l-l.
Cathy:No~
Cathy:I don’t need your love~
Cathy:No,no~
Cathy:It’s time to rise above!waoh,waoh,we don’t need your love.
Six:We’re so much more than.
Catalina:Divorced!
Anne:Beheaded!
“Yeah and people of this day and age need to know that” Cathy said.
Jane:Died!
Anna:Divorced!
Kat:Beheaded!
Cathy:Survived!
Six:Six!