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Friday, 9th May 2025
4 AM
cutie girl & military mommy
*cutie girl entered the chat.*
cutie girl: Hi Hyun-ju
cutie girl: I know you're sleeping
cutie girl: But I kinda want to talk to you right now..
cutie girl: I can't sleep for a reason, so..
*military mommy entered the chat*
military mommy: did you have a nightmare??
military mommy: what was it, you can tell me
cutie girl: No, that's not the reason !
cutie girl: Actually, I kinda made a new friend.
cutie girl: He's actually very kind !
military mommy: mhmm
cutie girl: And, I wanted to add him in the GC..
military mommy: why don't you?
cutie girl: He's Jun-hee's ex..
military mommy: oh.
military mommy: wait
military mommy: you're friends with myung-gi???
cutie girl: Yes, that's his name !
military mommy: but why do you wanna add him?
cutie girl: Because he doesn't have any friends so I thought being in the GC would be a good idea !
military mommy: wow
military mommy: but anyways
military mommy: since when are you friends with him
cutie girl: Since a week, I think
military mommy: oh alright
military mommy: well maybe ask jun-hee about it!
military mommy: tomorrow ofc
cutie girl: Okay, thank you Hyun-ju, good night !
military mommy: good night, cutie
*2 people left the chat*
skibidi GC
1:04 PM
*Gi-hun & Saebyeok entered the chat*
Gi-hun: guys help
Gi-hun : i was eating with saebyeok at the cafeteria & noodles came out of her nose because she was coughing when jiyeong came
*sang-woo :), ali :) & pussy bitch entered the chat*
camera licker 1: GI-HUN I HATE YOU
sang-woo :) : why do the best things happen when i'm not here.
pussy bitch : girl you actually disgusted me
ali :) : stop, it's not nice :(
ali :) : saebyeok, are you okay???
camera licker 1 : ali you're literally a fucking angel you don't deserve the world
sang-woo :) : real
Gi-hun : ugh stop making me homophobic
sang-woo :) : wtf are you yapping about
Gi-hun : oh btw sang-woo you left me alone in the cafeteria wtf
Gi-hun : I looked like a homeless loner without u..
sang-woo :) : idfc actually
sang-woo :) : *photo of him & ali eating together*
Gi-hun : ain't NO way you guys didn't invited me
camera licker 1: ^^ (just for the food)
pussy bitch : ^^ (same)
ali :) : oh we're sorry guys :((
ali :) : btw, I wanna add someone to the group!!
sang-woo :) : who??
ali :) : his name is daeho & hes super kind!!
*ali :) added Unknown Number in the group skibidi GC*
*ali :) renamed Unknown Number*
daeho ! : ohh hi ali
daeho ! : nice to meet you guys
Gi-hun : hey daeho!!
sang-woo :) : sometimes I wonder how you get so many friends..
Gi-hun : name, age, grade & sexuality now go
daeho ! : daeho, 20yo, junior & bi
Gi-hun : ANOTHER BI PERSON HERE YESSS
camera licker 1 : this GC is full of gay people help
camera licker 1 : anyways welcome to the GC daeho
daeho ! : aw thank you guys
daeho ! : I really appreciate it here
pussy bitch : you shouldn't
pussy bitch : it's full of bad people
daeho ! : dawg your name is lit pussy bitch
camera licker 1 : DAMNNN
pussy bitch : why am I being bullied wtf
Gi-hun : guys we should go to class soon-
daeho ! : okay bye
ali :) : bye guys!! see you
*6 people left the chat.*
5 PM
*Hyun-ju entered the chat*
Hyun-ju : hii guys
*16 people entered the chat*
Jun-hee : hi Hyun-ju, how are you?
Hyun-ju : hi jun-hee! I'm fine ty
asshole bad boy : why is everyone suddenly online
camera licker 2 : idk? probably because school's over??
nam-gyu : help guys Thanos went to detention
young-mi!! : Oh my god !! What happened ?
nam-gyu : basically he threw a fork he kept to himself to a teacher in maths
Jun-ho : I'm in his class & I can confirm it's true, min-su & se-mi were with me
min-su ! : I was sleeping but yeah
Se-mi : real
in-ho : he seriously have a problem with forks wtf
camera licker 1 : what the fork
pussy bitch : so not funny
Hyun-ju : no it was kinda funny
camera licker 2 : ^^
young-mi!! : Guys, I actually wanna add someone in the group
young-mi!! : I'm especially asking you, Jun-hee..
Jun-hee : why ? you can add that person I won't judge
young-mi!! : Really ? Okay then
*young-mi!! added Unknown Number in the group skibidi GC*
*young-mi!! renamed Unknown Number*
Myung-gi : young-mi whats this
Jun-hee : oh it really HAD to be him
sang-woo :) : not her copying my catchphrase
daeho ! : shh
Myung-gi : jun-hee what are u doing here?
Jun-hee : idk what are YOU doing here
Myung-gi : i've kinda been added here
Myung-gi : don't know if u can see that tho
Gi-hun : can't we just welcome our new member instead of
Gi-hun : like
Gi-hun : outsiding him???
asshole bad boy : that's what you've done to me
camera licker 2 : you're an exception bitch
ali :) : hello myung-gi, nice to meet you!! :)
Myung-gi : hey nice to meet u ali
Jun-ho : so no one is gonna ask why jun-hee hate myung-gi or
Jun-hee : oh
Myung-gi : oh..
Myung-gi : well
Jun-hee : um
Se-mi : they are exes
*"thanos" entered the chat.*
"thanos" : IM FREE
"thanos" : FINALLY DUDE
nam-gyu : way to ruin a moment thanos
camera licker 1 : wait so you guys are exes
Myung-gi : yeah sadly
Jun-hee : fuck you omg
Se-mi : yeah fuck you
min-su ! : wow
Se-mi : shut up.
asshole bad boy : I feel like I'm gonna like you
Myung-gi : bro u called asshole bad boy
Myung-gi : i AIN'T trusting u
Jun-hee : GOOD NIGHT
pussy bitch : I'M IN TEARS
in-ho : oh btw,
in-ho : I saved the intro text for the people who just came here
in-ho : go check them out
daeho ! : yeah I actually need that with these nicknames..
camera licker 2: blame sang-woo
sang-woo :) : I spoke the truth so stfu
pussy bitch : guys we should so meet up
pussy bitch : like all together at someones house
young-mi!! : You're right !
Se-mi : I agree like
Se-mi : I actually didn't see all of your faces
camera licker 1 : true omg
Jun-ho : so when?
nam-gyu : idk, we're in friday so tomorrow?
"thanos" : okay guys meet up at my house 🔥
pussy bitch : I feel like it would stink
asshole bad boy: you can NOT talk
camera licker 2 : real I went to your house to steal something & it stinked
pussy bitch: YOU STOLE MY WALLET???
camera licker 2 : how do you know..
pussy bitch : ohh I'm gonna catch you
funny nice good friend group ‼️🔥🗣️
7:06 PM
nana ahh : *photo of semi & min-su having ice cream*
drug addict 2 : guys I think Thanos is having cuteness aggression..
nana ahh : HELP
nana ahh : wow damn min-su is lit all red now
nana ahh : thx thanos its act so cute
drug addict 1 : send me a pic
nana ahh : 5 dollars
drug addict 1 : I'll give you tomorrow
nana ahh : oh you better
drug addict 1 : I promise on my mama soul
nana ahh : *photo of min-su blushing like crazy*
cutie papootie : STOP.
drug addict 2 : thanos fainted..
nana ahh : that's actually crazy
drug addict 2 : ...
nana ahh : ...
drug addict 2 : so..
nana ahh : give me a pic.
drug addict 2 : of what?
nana ahh : of him fainting
nana ahh : I wanna laugh
drug addict 2 : fine.
sang-woo :) & ali :)
7:14 PM
*sang-woo :) entered the chat.*
sang-woo :) : hey ali
*ali :) entered the chat.*
ali :) : hey sang-woo sir!!
sang-woo :) : I just wanted to say that
sang-woo :) : um
sang-woo :) : I really appreciated our time together
sang-woo :) : like at lunch
sang-woo :) : in my house-
ali :) : I appreciated it too sang-woo sir :D!!
ali :) : you're really nice!!
ali :) : thank you!
sang-woo :) : oh um
sang-woo :) : yeah you're welcome
sang-woo :) : oh btw
sang-woo :) : you can call me
sang-woo :) : hyung instead of sir-
ali :) : hyung?
ali :) : okay!! I'll do that then
sang-woo :) : okay see u tomorrow
ali :) : see you!!
Sang-woo & Gi-hun
7:18 PM
*Sang-woo entered the chat*
Sang-woo : he's so cute.
*Sang-woo left the chat*
*Gi-hun entered the chat*
Gi-hun : who???
Gi-hun : okay Sang-woo you're NOT leaving like that.
Gi-hun : please
Gi-hun : tell me?
Gi-hun : IM CURIOUS NOW
Gi-hun : I'm gonna catch you istg
*Gi-hun left the chat*