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[10:56 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: i just wanna say i regret all my life choices leading up to this moment
🐵 Hyun: SAME. why am i even here
🦊 Haru: because u owe me snacks.
🦋 Rui: and because you’re weak to peer pressure.
[10:58 PM]
🐵 Hyun: this is a terrible idea.
🐰 Wumuti: we’re literally sneaking out like a bunch of delinquents
🦊 Haru: we’re not sneaking out, we’re making a strategic kitchen raid
🦋 Rui: sounds cooler that way
🐵 Hyun: oh yeah bc “strategic” totally describes haru dragging us out in slippers
[11:00 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: okay we made it to the kitchen
🐵 Hyun: no thanks to haru almost tripping over nothing
🦊 Haru: IT WAS DARK OKAY
🦋 Rui: why did i just hear a thud
🐵 Hyun: …haru knocked over a chair
🦊 Haru: shhh maybe no one heard
🐰 Wumuti: YOU SAYING “SHHH” LOUDLY DOESN’T HELP
[11:02 PM]
🦋 Rui: did y’all hear that??
🐵 Hyun: don’t do this to me right now
🐰 Wumuti: NOPE NOPE NOPE
🦊 Haru: what if it’s the managers
🦋 Rui: or worse… the ghost in the dorm
🐰 Wumuti: RUI. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.
[11:04 PM]
🦊 Haru: okay plan b. we grab whatever we can and RUN
🐰 Wumuti: who made you leader
🦋 Rui: i kinda wanna see hyun suffer a bit more ngl
🐵 Hyun: EXCUSE ME???
🦊 Haru: TOO LATE IM GRABBING THE CHIPS
🐰 Wumuti: HE’S JUST SHOVING EVERYTHING INTO HIS SHIRT
🐵 Hyun: HARU YOU’RE DROPPING STUFF
🦋 Rui: grab the cookies at least
🐰 Wumuti: priorities smh
[11:05 PM]
🐵 Hyun: footsteps. RUN.
🦊 Haru: ABANDON MISSION
🐰 Wumuti: NO MAN LEFT BEHIND
🦋 Rui: TOO LATE IM SAVING MYSELF
🐵 Hyun: COWARD
[11:07 PM]
🦋 Rui: we made it back.
🐵 Hyun: barely
🦊 Haru: i lost a bag of chips on the way
🐰 Wumuti: a moment of silence for our fallen soldier
🦋 Rui: rip chips
🐵 Hyun: we are never doing this again
🦊 Haru: until next time
🐰 Wumuti: …what do you mean “next time”
🦋 Rui: i mean. it was kinda fun tho
🐵 Hyun: y’all are unhinged
[11:10 PM]
✅ Haru changed the chat name to “Midnight Snack Bandits”
🐵 Hyun: i hate it here.
🐰 Wumuti: but you’ll still be here next time
🦋 Rui: welcome to the dark side. we have snacks.
🦊 Haru: except the ones i dropped. rip.