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Clowngician: Okay so... i got ANOTHER great idea!
SigmaBoi: im already scared
Clowngician: you sound just like Sushi when i annouced my gift for him!
SigmaBoi: maybe because we're the only somehow mentally stable ones
Clowngician: but none of us are mentally stable :D
SigmaBoi: yes, i know that, but we're the MOST stable ones here
Clowngician: isnt @TheDad also somehow stable?
SigmaBoi: o yeah he very much is
TheDad: why have i been tagged? did something happen?
SigmaBoi: other than Nikolai having another stupid and most likely dangerous idea? no
Clowngician: well i planned to burn down another orphanage-
SigmaBoi: absolutely NOT
Clowngician: but whyyyyyy?????
SigmaBoi: those orphans NEED somewhere to stay Nikolai!
Clowngician: well sucks for them that they dont have parents, not my fault
SigmaBoi: you could ATLEAST leave their only living space they have!
Clowngician: nahhhh
SigmaBoi:....im never gonna get to you am i...?
Clowngician: oh! you finally realised that!
SigmaBoi:.....i have no words.....
TheDad: i think that Nikolai here needs therapy, and all of the people on this Group chat as well
SigmaBoi:...i'll definitely need that after what Nikolai did to me
Clowngician: what did I do???
SigmaBoi: DESTROY MY MENTAL HEALTH FOR THE 10000TH TIME THIS WEEK?
Clowngician: but is only Monday :D?
SigmaBoi: EXACTLY
AnemicRat: I think i might've come at the wrong time.
Mackerel: oh, no no no, you came at the RIGHT time Rat! ( ꈍ◡ꈍ)
Mackerel: just in time for the drama!
AnemicRat: In my opinion the drama already ended Dazai.
Mackerel: butttt you can always read the text that were sent! ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)
Chibi: Fuck you @Mackerel
Mackerel: WHAT DID I DO? ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
Chibi: you're annoying
Mackerel: BUT I DID NOTHING? ( ˵ •̀ □ •́ ˵ )
Chibi: ok and?
Mackerel: you hurt my heart everytime Chibikko.... (つ╥﹏╥)つ
Chibi: you have a heart?
Mackerel: CHIBIIIII (╥﹏╥)
Chibi: what
Mackerel: you're so cruel.... (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
Chibi: O K
Clowngician: and on this cheerfull note we end todays chapter!
Chibi: we end what?
Mackerel: dont worry about it Chibikko! is not like your small brain and even smaller body could comprehend it! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chibi: Fuck. you.
Clowngician: you've dug your own grave faster than expected!
Mackerel: DIDNT WE END THIS CHAPTER? (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
Clowngician: oh right... BYEEEE!!
Chibi: what are you two talking about???
Chibi:.....
CHibi: Hello???
Chibi:....whatever....