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Chapter 7: ADMIN: All fixers report to Gen. Verger IMMEDIATELY

Notes:

Here ya go. I'm gonna try to finish my fics this year. I have like 40 pages of this fic built that I never posted.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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- Chat Created 10:42 EST -

ANACOSTIA joined the chat

ANACOSTIA added RAELLE to the chat

ANACOSTIA changed her name to SARGE

 

RAELLE: hey Sarge glad to have you back 😊

RAELLE: missed you

SARGE: Yeah and while I was gone you 3 decided to grow up

SARGE: witchbomb, all powerful knower, weather working

SARGE: but

SARGE: which one of you is it?

RAELLE: which one of us is what?

SARGE: the one creating the memes? 

RAELLE: um

RAELLE: what do you mean

SARGE: Collar.

RAELLE: I made one bad one of adil

RAELLE: that's it

SARGE added TALLY and ABIGAIL to the chat

TALLY: you’re back :D 

ABIGAIL: hey Sarge

RAELLE: Sarge wants to know which one of us is making the memes

ABIGAIL: what memes

SARGE: you all are really playing dumb

SARGE: this one:

TALLY: wow

TALLY: that's great

TALLY: I'm using that

SARGE: don't you dare Craven

TALLY: well abs is the one normally making memes but she didn't make this one

SARGE: well it's not the only one half the office core has memes circulating about them 

RAELLE: i got a different one sent to me

RAELLE:

SARGE: Another one?

SARGE: Who sent this one to you?

RAELLE: Silver.

SARGE: GREAT

SARGE: this is a nightmare

ABIGAIL: I swear it wasn't me. I only do ones of rae like

 

RAELLE: another one!! Are you serious? 

RAELLE: YOU HIT ME THREE TIMES IN ONE AFTERNOON

RAELLE: I DIDNT HAVE ANY UNIFORMS LEFT

RAELLE left the chat

TALLY: shouldn’t that be “asking you not to hit me with a waterspout” 

ABIGAIL: dammit ur right

TALLY: abs you might wanna run

ABIGAIL: ? 

TALLY: she just ran to find you

ABIGAIL:

 

ABIGAIL left the chat 

SARGE: So

TALLY: So

SARGE: I hear you pissed off General Alder. 

TALLY: So did you, I hear. :) 

SARGE: biddies?

TALLY: they gossip a lot

SARGE: What did you do?

TALLY: questioned her authority more or less

TALLY: you?

SARGE: took a secret mission, didn't tell her 

SARGE: sided with Petra

SARGE: questioned her authority

TALLY: oh

SARGE: yeah

TALLY: well 

TALLY: when I first became a biddy i had a panic attack

TALLY: chest pounding so much I could barely breathe, and she sat with me and helped me through my panic attack

SARGE: sounds like Má 

TALLY: but she just seems different

TALLY: or maybe she was always like this

SARGE: i wish she cared less about power 

TALLY: i dont know that is power

SARGE: ??

TALLY: I think it's control. 

TALLY: controlling events

TALLY: the outcome

TALLY: All because she's terrified that if someone else takes over more witches might die.

TALLY: And she'll be more alone.

TALLY: like she was after the burning

SARGE: Never thought of it that way 

SARGE: You've been thinking about this a lot

TALLY: Her a lot

TALLY: For months now

SARGE: oh really

TALLY: Read a lot of books as well

TALLY: I needed to find a way to understand her

TALLY: why she made bad decisions

SARGE: Craven I imagine like anyone else one step at a time 

TALLY: should i get abs to make a wise old woman meme of you

SARGE: Craven I will make you run laps around the base if you do that

TALLY:
 

TALLY: anyway i'll keep an eye out for the meme creator 

SARGE: Thanks

SARGE: Craven

TALLY: Yeah?

SARGE:  You don't have to forgive her overnight

SARGE: or ever

SARGE: Things like that take time 

TALLY: wise old mama bear

SARGE: CRAVEN!

 

TALLY left the chat

SARGE left the chat

 

***

 

- Chat Created 19:42 EST -

ANACOSTIA joined the “BAB” chat

 

ANACOSTIA: Okay which one of you put Craven up to this?

JACK: up to what?

KYLIE: Bold of you to assume we've talked to Craven recently.

ANACOSTIA: Uh, you guys are close?

DEVON: yes… but we had a bit of a falling out.

ANACOSTIA: I heard but I figured it was mostly Mã? 

JANELLE: a little of both 

JANELLE: but mostly Sarah 

JACK: you both have impeccable timing btw 

ANACOSTIA: right…sorry

ANACOSTIA: So you didn't put her up to this?

NORA: Ana, up to what? 

ANACOSTIA: Her costume she's wearing while escorting the fosterlings for Halloween/ Samhain

NORA: Um, no?

NORA: What is it? 

ANACOSTIA: Well it’s a uniform…but it’s not hers.

SAM: ?? 

JACK: what do you mean

DEVON: as in????

ANACOSTIA: She seems to have acquired general bars

NORA: Ana, who is she pretending to be?

ANACOSTIA: Well they look an awful lot like a certain general we know.

SAM: O.o 

JANELLE: Omg I'm dieing

SAM: Uh, Ana you need to ask her why. 

ANACOSTIA: Okay 

JANELLE: What does this mean operation sunflower is still a go?

SAM: I mean why dress up as the person you hate

ANACOSTIA: What is Operation Sunflower? 

KYLIE: That's a need to know only.

ANACOSTIA: Are you serious?

NORA: It's Ana, we can tell. 

KYLIE: Can we?

ANACOSTIA: Yes, I'm not going to hurt Má again. 

KYLIE: Hmm.

JACK: Sarah is sweet on TALLY

KYLIE: Your ma is sweet on Tally.

JANELLE: What they said

ANACOSTIA: Wait what???

KYLIE: Post biddy- lots of yearning, longing. 

ANACOSTIA: Oh. Ooooh. That's why Craven is getting a protection detail for break. 

KYLIE: Yes. Well and Collar.

DEVON: Sooo what did Tally say

ANACOSTIA: She chose from a hat and was going to change it but Clara told her she wasn't allowed.

JACK: Clara?

ANACOSTIA: Tiny fosterling lots of trouble making.

VICTORIA joined the “BAB” chat

VICTORIA: What's going on??? 

VICTORIA: It's Halloween 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

VICTORIA: Oh Tally's looks good

DEVON: ?

JANELLE: ?

JACK: ?

ANACOSTIA: Wait why are you not more surprised. 

VICTORIA: ?? About what

ANACOSTIA: Her costume?

VICTORIA: Cause I gave it to her?

JACK: You what??

SAM: What!?

Victoria???

VICTORIA: What??

NORA: Is that Alder's actual combat uniform?

VICTORIA: Yeah??

JANELLE: Omg 

ANACOSTIA: Why would you do that?

VICTORIA: So I could do this

VICTORIA added ALDER to the chat

ALDER: ? 

VICTORIA: Clara had Tally dress up as you for Halloween.

VICTORIA: anyway letting you know cause Tally has your deployment gear

VICTORIA: You should take a look out on the main campus Tally’s standing there. 

 

VICTORIA added TALLY to the chat.

VICTORIA: nice uniform craven?

TALLY: Oh thanks, Clara thinks it looks good 

TALLY: Didn't know you were good a sewing

VICTORIA: Oh I'm not 

VICTORIA: That's Sarah's actual tactical gear

TALLY: ITS HER WHAT???????

VICTORIA: You wanted it to look authentic

TALLY: Omg she's going to kill you

TALLY: And then me

TALLY: And then me again 

TALLY: Nora?? 

ANACOSTIA: it does look good

TALLY: Oh sweet goddess end me

TALLY: Victoria you have to take this back where are you

ALDER: Keep it for the remainder of the night Craven. Clara is correct, it does look good on you. 

TALLY: Oh um thanks,

TALLY: It's warm, I didn't realize how close our shoulder size was

TALLY: Also what detergent is this

TALLY: It smells nice

TALLY: Like sandalwood, pine

VICTORIA: Like Alder??

TALLY: Uh yes

VICTORIA: You know the tree

TALLY: Oh yep yeah 100% the tree is what I meant

ALDER: Have a good evening Craven.

ALDER left the chat

ALDER banned VICTORIA

TALLY: I'm gonna go now, tell Victoria I'm going to kill her

TALLY: Operation Sunflower you say?

JACK: Mhm

TALLY: Alright get me in there

***

- Chat Created 11:42 EST -

IZADORA joined the chat

IZADORA added ANACOSTIA to the chat

IZADORA: Ana

ANACOSTIA: Izadora?

IZADORA: You're the one responsible for tracking down whomever is making these memes, correct?

ANACOSTIA: Yes

IZADORA: There has been another victim

ANACOSTIA: ?

IZADORA:

IZADORA: Anacostia?

ANACOSTIA: I kind of like that one

IZADORA: No, absolutely not. 

ANACOSTIA: But it’s accurate.

IZADORA: Anacostia Quartermaine

ANACOSTIA: Right, I'll let you know when I have an update. 

IZADORA: Thank you.

ANACOSTIA: Sure love. 

ANACOSTIA left the chat 

IZADORA: What, what? 

IZADORA: oh… um okay

IZADORA left the chat

ANACOSTIA joined the chat

ANACOSTIA: Wait, sorry my phone auto suggested a response and I hit it by accident.

ANACOSTIA: Izadora? 

ANACOSTIA: Shit she left. 

ANACOSTIA: This is going to be awkward.

ANACOSTIA: And now I'm talking to myself. 

ANACOSTIA left the chat 

***

- Chat Created 19:42 EST -

RAELLE created the chat “MURDER EYES”

RAELLE: you have murder eyes again abs 🗡️

ABIGAIL: 

RAELLE: alrighty… maybe chill by like 1 or 2 levels

ABIGAIL: no

RAELLE: o.o

TALLY: maybe we should come back with you on break

ABIGAIL: ill be alright Adil is coming with

RAELLE: oh???

RAELLE: is this you

ABIGAIL: little more focused on 🗡️

TALLY: 👀

TALLY: im going with rae to cession should be fun :)

RAELLE: hopefully…

TALLY: it’ll be fine.

***

TALLY joined the "BAB" chat

 

SAM: aren't you supposed to be on break?

TALLY: can I ask something?

JACK: you don't need to ask permission tal

TALLY: well I did make Sarah and you all mad

JACK: tru 

JACK: but prolly going to be a while before we unpack that angst :)

SAM: go ahead

TALLY: is she in danger?

TALLY: like I know logically she is

TALLY: the general but like actively

JACK: I mean yes, there are thousands of threats a year

JACK: kind of the nature of her job

SAM: why do you ask?

TALLY: 

DEVON: that's pretty common Tally

TALLY: oh

TALLY: do you think she wishes she had a different job

TALLY: a different life

SAM: :/ honestly dont know

SAM: she's not very open about those things with us

SAM: I'm the newest but 

JACK: she doesn't talk much about that

SAM: Tally, she doesn't get to do anything else. Doesn't have anything else.

SAM: her family died 300 years ago

JACK: she basically never gets close to anyone cause they die

JACK: they will always die before her

JACK: and she's bound to the accords

TALLY: she doesn't get a choice?

SAM: did you? If you remove the dispensation piece

TALLY: no

DEVON: tally she knows people don't like her 

DEVON: she just kind of puts it away in a box and tries not to think about it

TALLY: seems lonely

SAM: basically it is

SAM: you remember in the bond that weird ache that would happen at night

TALLY: kind of

JACK: thats the fear, loneliness, anxiety 

JACK: Nora would be better to talk about this but it doesn't excuse her actions. Just puts them in a different light.

TALLY: okay

JACK: hey chin up you’re on break go relax

TALLY: alright i will

TALLY left the chat

***

- Chat joined 11:32 EST -

TALLY joined the "BAB" chat

TALLY: hey

NORA: Hello Tally.

TALLY: sorry to barge in

NORA: Tally it's fine. 

TALLY: okay, so hypothetically , if I did damage to an army vehicle how much trouble would I be in

VICTORIA: you did what now

TALLY: I did nothing

KYLIE: Tally.

VICTORIA: what did you do

TALLY: nothing

VICTORIA: right…

TALLY: okay we sheered the mirror off

TALLY: we thought we were being tailed

TALLY: might have been nice to know 

VICTORIA: you sheered off the mirror

TALLY: i mean we weren’t wrong we just didn’t realize it was the army tailing us

ALDER: Nothing will happen Craven. 

TALLY: General, okay I was just worried.

TALLY: you could have let us know you were putting a detail on rae

ALDER: Better to be discrete. 

TALLY: right

TALLY: though they were kind of dicks about it

TALLY: makes sense though witchbomb is #1 priority 

ALDER: Do you really think that?

ALDER: That I only care about the Witchbomb.

ALDER: The protection detail is for both of you.

TALLY: oh

TALLY: thanks

ALDER left the chat

TALLY: talking to her feels awkward

NORA: I’d imagine so since you two fell out.

TALLY: im still mad about batan

JACK: sarah is still mad at you 

SAM: but that doesn't mean we want you hurt or worrying, okay? 

KYLIE: Hence the protection detail.

KYLIE: Don’t overthink it. 

TALLY: okay 🙂

TALLY: stay safe <3

JACK: you too

JACK: enjoy break

VICTORIA:

***

- Chat created 10:23 EST -

UNKNOWN_USER joined the chat

UNKNOWN_USER added TALLY to the chat

 

TALLY: um hello?

TALLY: how did you get this chat

UNKNOWN_USER: The recipe you wanted.

 

TALLY: quin???

TALLY: you could have just given this to me tomorrow

TALLY: raelle and i are here for break

UNKNOWN_USER: I know but figured I’d make sure you got it. In case y’all ended up being busy.

TALLY: your the best

TALLY: 😍

 

UNKNOWN_USER left the chat

***

SYSTEM WIDE NOTIFICATION

ADMIN: All fixers report to Gen. Verger IMMEDIATELY

ADMIN: All fixers report to Gen. Verger IMMEDIATELY

ADMIN: All fixers report to Gen. Verger IMMEDIATELY

ADMIN: All fixers report to Gen. Verger IMMEDIATELY

ADMIN: All fixers report to Gen. Verger IMMEDIATELY

ADMIN: All fixers report to Gen. Verger IMMEDIATELY

ADMIN: All fixers report to Gen. Verger IMMEDIATELY

END SYSTEM WIDE NOTIFICATION

***

- Chat joined 21:32 EST -

TALLY joined the chat

TALLY added ALDER to the chat

 

TALLY: Hi

TALLY: Immm a bit tipsy

TALLY: Well more drunk I think 

TALLY: I miss you

TALLY: I'm sorry we fought

TALLY: Or well not sorry 

TALLY: I wanted to know about Batan

TALLY: More sorry we fell out

TALLY: I miss you so much :( 

TALLY: 

TALLY: Even after the potion you gave me

TALLY: I miss your dreams

TALLY: Even though most of them were nightmares

TALLY: Still was nice to be near you

TALLY: You smell nice too

TALLY: And ur soft 

TALLY: I can see it on the edges

TALLY: You try to hide it

TALLY: Sarah? 

TALLY: Fuck never mind

 

TALLY left the chat

TALLY deleted the chat

Notes:

Fluff next chapter.

Notes:

Please let me know if anything in the format is problematic. Or doesn't render. I'm yoloing this.