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The sun shone through the window, casting light upon Chuuya and Dazai as they slept in the bed. The light made the dust floating around in the air much more visible as peace lingered in the room. About 2 seconds later that peace was interrupted by a grating beeping noise.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Chuuya growled and swung his hand out, silencing the alarm before groaning in annoyance and exhaustion. He sat up in bed with a grunt, taking notice of the head of brunette hair laying beside him. Dazai shifted slightly in his sleep as the bed dipped when Chuuya sat up but he was yet to awaken.
Chuuya sighed and shook Dazai's shoulder lightly. "Time to get up Mackerel." Dazai groaned in annoyance and swatted at Chuuyas hand. "Five more minutes..." The words came out slurred with sleep. They only added to Chuuyas irritation. If you can't already tell, he is not a morning person. "Get the hell up you stupid bastard!" He shook Dazai slightly harder than before. Dazai let out an indignant whine, peeking his eyes open. "'M awake, 'm awake..." He lifted a hand to rub the sleep out of his eyes. "What time is it?..."
Chuuya sighed before looking at the alarm clock. "It's 5:30. We have 30 minutes to get ready to fly across the fuckin country- goddamnit!" Chuuya shouted in annoyance and put his head in his hands. "This is such a stupid mission..."
Dazai sat up with a sigh. "Agreed. It's gonna be miserable lingering with all of the adolescent wizards for who knows how long." Chuuya scoffed and swung his legs over the side of the bed. "Oh shut it, we're technically adolescents too. You seem to forget we're only 15." Dazai huffed and followed suit, swinging his legs more dramatically over the side of the bed. "Well it's easy to forget, I mean we work in the Mafia. Not exactly something the average 15 year old does."
Chuuya shrugged slightly with a sigh as he stood up. "Fair enough, I guess." He treks across the room, into his personal bathroom. Shutting the door softly, he flicked on the lights going about his normal routine. Shower, brush teeth, put on deodorant, y'know normal hygiene shit. Dazai on the other hand... Well let's just say he showered at MOST twice a week... Stinky stinky Mackerel. Chuuya let out a "Tch." just thinking about it.
When he exited the bathroom the Mackerel was lounging on his bed. His and Dazai's away bags lay on the floor next to the bed, awaiting to be transported to the car. "Chibiii~ it's 5:55...i don't wanna goo..." Dazai whined and laid in a starfish position on the bed.
"Oh shut the hell up. We have to go whether you want to or not. Maybe while we're there I'll get a break from your bullshit." Chuuya sighed and picked up his away bag. "Awhh, you and I both know that my bullshit follows me, even if overseas." Dazai chuckled while Chuuya sent him a glare. "I swear to god. You better not give us away or act like an idiot. I will punch your lights out."
Dazai put his hands up in a placating gesture. "Easy there Chuuya, I'll just be my normal self!" Dazai grinned mischievously, oh he's definitely gonna cause problems. "Great. Just great." Chuuya huffed and walked to the door, his away bag in hand. "Get up and grab your bag Mackerel. We have to get the car packed."
"Aye aye captain!" Dazai picked up his bag and cheerfully followed right behind Chuuya. With a sigh Chuuya led them both out of the flat, time to get this show on the road. "Where do you want food?" Chuuya glances at Dazai, waiting for a response. "Ah I'm not hungry, but Chibi can eat!" Dazai grinned and kept walking while Chuuya sighed, shooting him yet another glare. "You need to eat, bastard. What do you want."
Dazai groaned and threw his head back in dramatized annoyance. "Ugh I can't believe Chibi is treating me like a toddler~"
"Well maybe I wouldn't treat you like a toddler if you didn't act like one." Dazai placed a dramatic hand on his heart as Chuuya shot him a look. "Chibi is so cruel to me... I should just die... Ahh what in this world is there to live for when my own puppy dog hates me...~"
Chuuya halted in his step and looked at Dazai with a withering glare. "Shut the fuck up! I'm not a goddamn puppy dog! I swear I'll wipe that smirk right off your face-" Chuuya raised his hand to smack Dazai in the back of his head but Dazai side steps at the last second, putting his hands up in surrender. "Woah there Chibi, no need for unnecessary violence~" Chuuya grumbled and continued to walk. "Unnecessary my ass."
The rest of the walk to the car was quiet. They made their way down the elevator and to the parking garage. It was dark and dreary in the parking garage, the lights on the ceiling were not doing much justice to the atmosphere. Early morning dew coated the cars, making the light reflect off of them even more than usual. The only sound was Chuuyas footsteps on the concrete as him and Dazai walked side by side. Dazai was so odd, Chuuya doesn't know how he did it but he could literally walk completely silent.
They halt their steps in front of a pitch black car. The driver noticed us and popped the trunk from inside the car. Chuuya takes his and Dazai bags (well snatches Dazais from him) and shoves them into the trunk. After he got it situated he slammed the trunk shut and walked to the back seat door of the car. Chuuya opened the car door, holding it for Dazai to get in before getting in himself. "Awh Chuuya is such a little gentledoggy~"
Chuuya visibly bristled at the jab, not bothering to respond. All he did was whack Dazai a good two times for that one. "Ouchie!"
"Shut it, bean pole."
"Wow Chibi is just cruel..."
"Sure, sure."
The car ride continued in silence. Every once in a while Chuuya would sneak a side glance at Dazai to make sure he was all good. Even though Dazai was a prick, Chuuya still cared for him. After a second, Chuuya spoke up to the driver. "Oi can you stop at the Taco Bell just around the corner?" The driver nodded in acknowledgment and made his way there. "What do you want, Dazai? If you don't choose, I'm choosing for you."
Dazai whined in annoyance. "Ughhh..." Chuuya gave him a gnarly side eye. "Just a burrito I guess. I don't really care." Dazai pouted as Chuuya ordered the food. They waited in the drive thru until they got their food. Once Chuuya was handed the bag the driver began his path to the airport yet again.
Chuuya passed Dazais food to him and began to eat his own. "Eat." Dazai whined but opened his burrito. It looked good but Dazai did not have an appetite so this was gonna suck. Throughout the drive he nibbled on the burrito, only taking bites when Chuuya would shoot him looks. After what felt like hours they arrived at the airport. The driver parked in front of the door as Dazai and Chuuya made their way out of the car, grabbing their luggage.
While Chuuya was busy grabbing their bags Dazai discreetly threw his burrito in the trash. He wasn't gonna finish it anyway.
Inside, they were greeted with airport security and Dazai looked sheepish. Chuuya sighed, all he could think was 'oh god'. Chuuya walked through the detectors first after emptying his pockets into the bin they had. Chuuya passed and just had to wait for Dazai to go through as well, which definitely wasn't gonna go as smoothly.
Dazai 'emptied' his pockets and walked through. The metal detector immediately started beeping and Chuuya pinched the bridge of this nose.
This fucking idiot. The security asked Dazai to step aside, which he did. They proceeded to start patting him down with 0 warning, waving a metal detector wand. If you know Dazai at all, you know that he does NOT take kindly to unexpected (and unwanted) touch.
Dazai's expression darkens as they touch him. He shoves the officer off of him and... Throws a dagger in his face?! "Dazai?! What the fuck?!" Was all Chuuya could yell as more officers started flooding the scene. Oh my god, Chuuya is gonna fucking kill Dazai for this.
Okay. This can't be that bad. The officers on the floor, probably dead. Now they're surrounded. The officers started pulling out guns. Okay, it is that bad. Chuuya lets out a groan as he motions for Dazai to follow along with him, but Dazai seems to have another idea. "Well hello officer! Uhm... Looks like your buddy, er.."
Dazai motioned to the blood pouring out of the guys head. "But hey! He'll probably survive!" That was definitely not the right thing to say as the officers then started lifting their guns. "Woah woah! Let's not get too hasty fellas!" Chuuya sighed in annoyance, this was either gonna end with the officers all dead on the floor or him and Dazai getting arrested. And if Chuuya has anything to say about it, it's not gonna be the ladder.
Chuuya glared at Dazai before activating his ability. "I swear you're dead Dazai." All Dazai did was smile sheepishly in response as he pulled out his gun. The officers started shooting when they saw Dazai pull out a gun. Chuuya stopped the bullets mid-air at the last moment, right before Dazai got pelted with multiple bullets.
The officers shouted at them as Chuuya kept catching their bullets. "Stand down!"
They received no response as Chuuya shot the bullets back at them, guiding them to take each officer out one by one. It took Chuuya a good 10 minutes to get all of the officers. When he was done he grabbed Dazais sleeve and their bags and dragged them out of there. "I can't believe you just did that?! How the hell are we gonna make it to Scotland now?!" Chuuya groaned into his hands as they walked down the street, away from the airport.
"Oh calm down Chibi! I'll figure it out." Dazai stared forward with a thoughtful expression on his face as they walked side by side. Chuuya just grumbles, staying silent.
"I've got it." Dazai's face lit up as he thought up a plan. "We'll have to use your ability to fly us there!" Chuuya looked at him like he's the stupidest person he's ever seen. "If I touch you my ability deactivates. It won't work."
"Buttt~ it would work if we don't have direct contact!"
And that conversation led to them being chased by a grocery store employee as Chuuya pushed Dazai in their stolen shopping cart.
"I can't believe you convinced me to do this." Chuuya muttered in between pants as he ran as fast as he could. Eventually they lost the angry employee. "Ahh that was fun! Wasn't it Chuuya?"
Chuuya just growled and stopped where they left their luggage. "Says the one who just got to sit back. Fucking bastard." Chuuya threw the luggage at Dazai's face. "Drop those and I cut your hands off, I swear."
Dazai gulped and nodded, gripping the luggage tightly. Chuuya smirked at the gulp, gripping the shopping cart tightly and using his ability to shoot in the air. It was quite heavy but manageable given Dazai weighed like nothing. He really needed to eat more. Chuuya made a mental note to make Dazai eat a snack later.
They fly off into the sky, the bright afternoon sun shining onto them. Truly it was quite a ridiculous sight. A teenager flying around in the air with a shopping cart that had another teenager in it. But they didn't bat an eye as they flew off into the distance.