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Chapter 6: "Call me a cook the way I be chef'in it up"

Notes:

New short chapter!! My friends and I are just as unhinged but more so unhinged in a oddly specific way that it's harder to take the quotes and use them for this sob

Anyways! please let me know if you think any of the quotes could be said by a different person I was agonizing over it and still don't think its perfect but am up for discussion!!!

Enjoy!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Reki "AHHH I'm hydrophobic!! I'm homophobic!!"

Shadow "I'm scared of weed"
Cherry "crazy, it's probably scared of you too"

Miya“Sorry guys, the Arby’s is clogging my brain”

Adam"cant wait to commit domestic violence"

Joe"there's a simple solution to this: give me head, and we're even"

Joe about Cherry “Barbie used slipper! It was surprisingly effective!”

Langa"Are you telling me a frimp shried this rice?"

Langa "she crafted that with her two fucking fingers"

Cherry and Langa “The coin is neurodivergence, and we are the two sides of the coin”

Joe "Call me a cook the way I be chef'in it up"

Reki "Does he like love his butt or something? like valid, but why does he keep having to show it to me?"

Langa"uno dos tres.... four five"

Joe "im scared and sexually confused"

Reki "You survived by the balls of your hair"

Langa "Why do I need to read when I can just make assumptions?"

Langa“…depress break pedal… hah you stupid break pedal no one loves you”

Cherry “That's why I just optimize my gender for the scenario”

Shadow “do you hear that? CHA CHING!”

Miya"im tweakin off the geeker okay"

Joe "You should kiss me because I'm incompetent"
Joe "...please"

Adam “dont look scared of me… im not gonna beat you… yet”

Notes:

have a great night or day whenever you're reading this :)) i cant wait for season 2 of sk8 :))) I ALSO NEED TO GET LESS BUSY W/ COLLEGE SO I CAN WATCH THE OVA ITS KILLING ME!!! i need matchablossom revive I'm losing it.

Notes:

Viewers: “I was ready for the end but I was NOT prepared for the journey”

Hope you enjoyed!! I honestly think my friend group has gone insane... oops