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hAppy: MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Demon Queen: what did you do
hAppy: Well I uhh…
Demon Queen: RAVEN WHAT DID YOU DO
hAppy: so.. You know when you told me to follow my dreams…
Demon Queen: yesss?
hAppy: so i had a dream i burned a whole neighborhood down so i followed my dreams and buried a whole neighborhood down
Demon Queen: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
hAppy: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!?!
Demon queen: child….. I swear
Luh-loyd: What's going on now- RAVEN
hAppy: YOU HELPED ME
Demon Queen: HE WHAT
Luh-loyd: LIAR! I DID NOT
hAppy: YES YOU DID! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ALMOST KILLING MIKE?!
Luh-loyd: Oh right I did do that
Demon Queen: LLOYD!?
Child Abuse: Yeah i'm in the hospital because of you, Lloyd
Demon Queen: NO ONE ASKED MIKE
Child Abuse: Geez okay, okay…
Luh-loyd: Honestly, good. You deserve to be in the hospital
Child abuse: That’s mean you MONKEY
hAppy: Oh no
Child: NO MIKE
Child Abuse: 🐵
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Child: MIKE PLEASE STOP
Child Abuse: 🐵 (Never)
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hAppy: YOU WILL LISTEN TO MY GIRLFRIEND
Child Abuse: 🐵(No I won’t)
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Demon Queen: Stop
Child Abuse: Fine
Luh-loyd: HUH?!
Child: WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?
hAppy: UH NO?!
Child Abuse: I’ll start again
Demon Queen: No you won’t
Child Abuse: No I won’t
Luh-loyd: SHE’S MY WIFE, BUDDY BOY! BACK OFF!
Demon Queen: We made a deal, Lloyd. Calm yourself.
Luh-loyd: HOW’S THAT EVEN FAIR
Demon Queen: Do you want him spamming us?
Luh-loyd: No…
Demon Queen: That’s what I thought.
Child Abuse: 😁
hAppy has changed Demon Queen’s name to: Dealer
Dealer: That sounds so wrong
hAppy: You hAppy, druggie?
Dealer: Raven I swear to Slivia
hAppy: You mean your dead mother?
Dealer: RAVEN OVERPAW
hAppy: Yes mother?
Luh-loyd: Respect your mother, Raven
Child: I think Lloyd’s got a point for once
Luh-loyd: You heard her.
hAppy: Fuck both of you
Child: Gladly
Luh-loyd: uh…
Child: Come here, s3xy lady
hAppy: I’M MAD AT YOU THOUGH
Luh-loyd: Sill, save me
Dealer: No
Child: Ravenn~
hAppy: NOOO
Dealer: Okay maybe I will…
Luh-loyd: Yey
Dealer: Come, helpless being
Luh-loyd: What was that?😏
Dealer: You’re so dirty…
hAppy: Can you two get a room!?
Luh-loyd: Heh…
Dealer: Why would we do that?
hAppy: EWWWW MOM!!!