Chapter Text
Recap
"I’M THE ALPHA NOW."
"I’M THE LEADER."
"I’M THE ONE TO TRUST…"
Trudeau seemed to immediately stop crying, his hands trembled before balling into tight fits. His face flushed as he looked at biden-chan, before bowing down to the new alpha.
"Rise, my dear Trudeau-chan."
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Trudeau who had begun to rise, his tiny yet large form trembling with need before a loud thump was heard just outside the doors..
A tall, chunky and very round figure appeared in the Denny's doorway.. Magnificent black hair shimmered under the shitty lights..
It’s none other than Kim Jong- un. His chubby and large face filled with rage and betrayal. Hot dog remains still stuck to the corners of his mouth, clearly having just finished an unnecessary meal.
“KIM KARDASHIAN..!!”
Biden-chan screams, but then is corrected by his love Trudeau.
“N-no, th-that’s KIM JONG UN!!!!!!!!!!”
The onceler and the lorax (Who once was trump-san) stopped making out in the corner, their gazes glanced over in sync at the scene.
Directly behind the fat dictator man stands another;
A round face,
Facial hair,
Raven locks.
NONE OTHER THAN ZELENSKY!!!
“Lorax-chan. I need my.. My rare earth minerals. You can’t take them.”
Said Zelensky.. Licking his lips in sorrow.
“BUT I WANT THEM!!!” Lorax-chan bursts out into a pissy fit, balling his hands into fists.