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You were laying on your bed reading through the stack of magazines on your bed. You loved the weekend, no work or responsibility, just pure relaxation. "What are you doing" Vesper flies upside down infront of you, blocking the magazine. You move her out of the way, something you had grown used to doing. No matter what you were doing, Vesper would always fly right infront. Curious to see what you were doing.
"I'm reading, it says spots are going to be back in fasion soon.. god I hope not" Vesper floats next to your head reading along. "They wont be" You raise your head, looking at her. "You dont know that" She nods her head. "Yes I do, I've seen it. They dont get back in fasion untill the year 3000"
You stare at her blankly, she starts again "Its time travel-" "I figured" You continue reading. A comfortabel silence between the two of you.
The silence was broken when your phone started ringing, you grab it from next to you seeing who dared disturbe your peace. "Alya?" You pick up the phone. "Hello?" Alya's loud voics greeted you. "Hey (name), Marinette and I are going to an Egyptian exhibit at the Louvre, She says she found out something about ladybug! You gotta come with!"
Thinking it over you decide. "Sure, I dont have anything better to do. I'll see you at the bus in 20?" "Sounds good, see ya there" You hang up the phone. Walking over to grab your bag, Vesper comes flying immediately. "Where are we going?" You smile at her. "The Lourve, we're going to see an Exibition" Vesper darts into your bag making herself comfortabele. "Cool, lets go then" you snort. "Yes 'your majesty' we're leaving"
You meet up with Alya and Marinette, And after a short bus ride the three of you arives at the Louvre. "Can you believe it? All I've gotta do is find out who this history book belongs to, and bam! I've figured out Ladybug's true identity" Alya talked on and on about the hystory book Ladybug had dropped. "I'm so one this one!"
"You really think you can figure out who Ladybug is from a textbook that every high school student owns?" Marinette askes Alya as you all walk down the stairs. Alya smiles smugly "Yup. Cause our school is the only school that uses that book" "really? If you think like that she might even be part of our class" Alya grabs you by the shoulders. "I know! So all I gotta do is find out which girl in tenth grade lost her book last week."
Alya and you continue walking down the stairs, Marinette falling behind. "There are forty-four girls, not counting myself" You chime in. "forthy-three, I still have mine" Marinette hurry's down the stairs following after you. "forty-two, not counting, you, me and (name)."
Alya pokes Marinette in her stomach, Marinette moves her amrs folding them over the attacked erea. Alya keeps walking. "Someone didn't have her textbook in class yesterday"
"w-wha, I left it at home!" Marinette rushes after her. "You know I always forget my stuff" She was trying really hard to convince her. Alya turned around getting in real close, almost touching nose to nose "hmm" you were standing a few meters away, but even you could see the sweat building up on Marinette's face. Alya burst out laughing "I'm just messing with you Marinette"
You trailed behind the two, there was gaint black cats statues lining the walls, and shapes ingraved into the walls. It looked beautiful. Someone bumps into you from behind "wha-" you tumble forwards, luckely Marinette was there to catch you.
The guy drops something on the floor, diving after it to catch it "its not broken" the guy says in relief.
The three of you watch him cradel the object, you clear your throat "Um, I'm oke to, thanks for asking" the guy walked up to you apologizing. "I'm sorry. Hey, you're in the same grade as Alix right? I'm her older brother, Jalil Kubdel" they didnt look alike at all. "So, You're into Tutankhamun too?" He might have asked, but he didnt wait for an awnser. Something behind us being way more interesting "dad!" He ran past us. "Weird" Alya mutterd "He doesn't look like Alex at all" you comment.
Alya clears her throat "so, again. Girl, why are we here? This exhibit's got something to do with Ladybug, for reals?" Marinette craddeld her hands together "well, uh.." she paused for a second. "yeah, its over there" she dragging Alya and you over to an old wall scroll. You all looked over the scroll failing to find anything mentioning Ladybug. "Um.." Marinette stalled.
"Come on, tell us what it is already" Alya pushed. "Dont hold out on us now" Marinette raised her hands. "No, no, because it wouldn't be a suprise then" You look over the scroll once again, it was just pictures. Nothing about Ladybug on it.
"I'm telling you father, it's right there in the hieroglyphics" Alix's brother and father walk up to the scroll Jalil pushes the three of you to the side uttering a rushed "Excuse me" before speaking to his father.
"There, as you know, the one with the scepter is Turankhamun the first, and there opposite is Nefertiti, his princess."
He points at the first frawing on the scroll "there are exactly one hundred mummies beside them, she died several years before him, and the sun god, Ra took her as his goddess." Alix's father nods his head "yes, I know all that. I'm the director of this exhibition, remember?" Alix's brother takes of his classes standing before his father "then you also know that Tutankhamun wanted to bring his princess back to life, by offering the sun god a new wife." He motions to another of the drawings "this scene illustartes a rituelen he devised. Nobody had ever fully decipherd the hieroglyphics. But I have!"
"Its a magic chant that nedds to be recited in order to complete the ritual. I'm sure of it!" You poke at Alya
"He kind if reminds me of someone else with crazy ideas" Alya fires back "You might think my theorie about Ladybug are crazy, but you watch girl, I'll prove both of you wrong."
"Jalil, these types of frescoes are almost always the illustration of a legend" Alix's father replies butting the word legend in quotes, before turning and walking away "they call it a legend for a reason" Jalis grabs his arm holding him back "That's what everyone thinks, but I know it's real. I can prove it!" "Really? And exactly how are you going to prove it?" His father asked "I just need to get my hands on Tutankhamun's scepter and recite the spell." Jalis reaches out for the scepter, but his father stops him "Are you serious? Dont even think if touching that scepter, I'd lose mt job on the spot" he scolds him, walking away "its a priceless, historical object, not a toy"
Jalil rushes after him "Come on dad, we have to try the spell! What if Turankhamun had found out a way to bring people back to life!-" his father stops him with a firm voice "Listen, Jalis, that's enough. Get your head out of those papyrus scrolls and focus on the real world, this one" he turns his back to his son, walking back out of the Exibition.
"Though luck. So Marinette, lets see what that scrolls has to do with Ladybug!" You grab Marinette's arm dragging her back to the scroll. "Uh..um.." Marinette stands infront of the scroll, unsure of what to say. Alya yawns next to you, you had to agree with her. This was a total snooze fest.
Alya starts grabbing the hystory book from her bag, Marinette jumps over shoving the book back "gah! Put that down!" She grabs Alya by the shoulder poitning to the scroll "I'm gonna show you the secret I found out about Ladybug!" You walk closer standing next to the two "about time, any longer and I might have fallen sleep"
"Um.." "this thing is making my eyes hurt" Alya goes to take the book out again "No- Just wait! Its definitly in there..somewhere" your eyes wanderd around the room, you were almost one hundred percent sure Marinette was pulling both yours and Alya's legs. You stopped looking around when a big hulking figure caught your eye. "Uh..guys?" You took a step back pumbing into Alya. "What the hell is that?"
Marinette dragged the three of you down as a bubble came flying at you all, oh the Bubbler flashbacks.. you shiver. Alya took out her phone, running to the other side of the room to film the attack "Alya!? Hide!" You turn to Marinette "I dont know about you, But I'm getting out of here" you took of running hiding behind a corner.
Vesper shoot out of your bag "can't have one day of peace can I?" You huff at her "I'm the one doing the work" you peek around the corner, the exits had been sealed of by rows of metal bars, most of the people in the room had managed to escape. You didn't see Marinette anywhere. "Looks like Marinette got out, well then, Vesper spread your wings!" One magical transformation later and you were off.
When you got to the main hall Ladybug was already there "you know thats considerd stealing?" The bug guy had taken Tutankhamun's scepter "actually I'm taking back what rightfully belongs to me"
You sneak up behind the Akuma "mabey if you were the real Pharaoh, but you're not are you? Your just a fake" you mocked him. A right hook send you flying to the other side of the room, landing right next Alya.
"Oke..dont mock the big scary akuma next time, got it" you stand back up, noticing you weren't alone. A phone was shoved into your face "You're the new superhero! How is it working with Ladybug!?" You back away, putting some space between the two of you "its really great, but you should really get out of here" you saw Ladybug getting thrown onto the wall "yikes, thats gotta hurt"
"Sekhmet, give me your strength!" The Pharaoh's face changed again, turning into a panther this time, he walked to the metal bars blocking the exits, using is bare hands to bend them open.
"How nice of you to hold the door open for me." Chatnoir stood before the Pharaoh, he raised his staff ready to beat the ever living shit out of him, rhe Pharaoh riased his arm, grabbing Chatnoit by his face and threw him into the coffin at the back of the room.
"Injoy your coffin" the Pharaoh laughed as he turned to leave.
You run to join Ladybug by the coffin, using all your strength to lift up the lid and free Chatnoir. "Why is this so heavy" you huff, Ladybug groans. "Just keep pulling" You look towards Alya, who was curently being carried away by the Pharao. "Alya!?" Ladybug followed your gaze. "Seriously?"
You pull as hard as you can, pushing the coffin open, sending you and Ladybug falling backwards. Once the coffin was open Ladybug took off runing after the Pharaoh "Let her go!"
You and Chatnoir ran after her, Getting your weapons out, ready to fight. "Hiding behind an innocent bystandere? You're weak Pharaoh!"
"I'm way more powerful then you are." The Pharaoh responed, he grabbed the metal bars, bending them shut again, trapping the three of you inside the Exibition hall. You all ran to the bars watching as the Pharaoh walked away with Alya on his shoulder. "And don't forget. All the lastest behind the scenes are on my blog!" Alya called, winking as she did so.
"That Alya is one brave chick." Chatnoir commented. "If by 'brave' you mean, bossy, feisty and bold, yup, thats her." Ladybug counted on her fingers "and dont forget loud." You add onto the list, Alya was a strange one indeed.
"That to yes." You could swear you saw Ladybug give you a 'look' but it was gone in an instant "get us out of here, Chatnoir." Ladybug and You stepped back as Chatnoir used his cataclism to turn the metal bars to dust.
You all run out, stopping in the middel of the hall, you look around. Alya and The Pharaoh were no where to be seen. "How are we going to find them?" Ladybug looked around "I could use my echolocation?" Chatnoir raised his brow. "Your what?" "My echolocation, its my power. I'll be able to find Alya and that Pharaoh guy with my hearing alone." Ladybug nodded, satisafied with your explanation. "Go ahead, we need to fine them as fast as possible."
You took a deep breath, not having done this before you didnt know what to exspect, you cup your ears speaking loudly. "echolocation" It hit you like a ton of bricks, you could hear everything, every mouse running between the walls and every wisper. You close your eyes focusing on what Alya's voice sounded like. You hear her talking to the Pharaoh.
You open your eyes. "They're on the surface, right next to the Louvre, there are alot of people, what are they doing up there?" Chatnoir nods looking at both of you. "You guys go ahead, I'll join you as soon as my Miraculous is charged up again" Ladybug grabs him by his shoulders. "Hurry up, its going to take all of us to beat him" she heads for the stairs motioning for you to join her.
The two of you run off, leaving Chatnoir to recharge. "Why does The Pharaoh even need Alya?" "I dont know-" Ladybug stops herself, taking her yoyo out. "The ladyblog! We can use it to see whats happening with Alya-" you skirt to a stop, Ladybug ran into a gaint bubble, she pounds on the sides trying to break free, you stare at her blankly. "Uh.." from your point of view you see a very slow Ladybug trying to escape the bubble "right..lets get you out of there" you lift up one of your yoyo's moving to pop the bubble.
Your earings gives of a beep. "Why are you doing that?" You rush over to a mirror, observing your reflection, your miraculous, that had previously had five shiny lights on it, now had two. "Why are you doing that??" Was this why Chatnoir stayed behind? Whatever is was you made the smart decision to find cover and de-transform.
As Vesper pops our your earings you grab her. "Why was my Miraculous doing that?" Vesper shrugs. "Because you used your echolocation, once you use it you only have five minutes left before you transform back" You shake Vesper around "Why didnt you tell me about that!?" Vesper shrugs once again. "Forgot" she frees herself from your graps and sits on your shoulder "I just need to eat, refuel" You start looking in your bag "I have some sweets?" Vespers face turned in disgust. "That will do, for now. We're gonna need to get some real food later"
You take a seat on the floor while Vesper devoured the candy. "Are you done yet?" She floats up, mouth full. "Ready" You stand up streching your arms over your head. "Lets go then, Vesper, spread your wings!"
You make your way to the first floor of the Louvre. Joining Ladybug and Chatnoir. You scan the outside, theres rows of mummies standing outside. "That is alot of mummies.." "I cant see Alya or the Pharaoh" You point to the roof. "Lets go to the roof, I bet we'll be able to see them then" Ladybug and Chatnoir nod "Good idea, lets go."
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"There they are." You point down below where Alya and the Pharaoh are curently standing, they're serounded by mummies on all sides.
Ladybug grabs her yoyo, switching over to Alya's Ladyblog. It shows The Pharaoh from Alya's point of view "Woah, back up, Who's that goddess chick with the black spots? There on your papyrus?" The screen shows the scroll, a picture of a woman wearing black spots visible. The Pharaoh speaks. "Ladybug, my sworn enemy. My nemesis may have kept me from carrying out my ritual 5'000 years before, but she will not stop Nefertiti from coming back to me this time." The Pharaoh cluthes the scroll in his hand, distroying it into a million pieces.
Alya lookes up in shock at the Pharaoh. "Did you just say 'ladybug 5,000 years ago'?" You turn to Ladybug. "I need to know your skin care routine" She just huffs at you. "I guese everyone does have a past they can learn from." "Well, you dont look a day over 3,000" Chatnoir smirks. "Now you know why I'm so much wiser than you." Ladybug retorts with a smirk of her own.
"Oh, sacred Ra, god of the sun." Pharaoh drops Alya to the ground. "I, Pharaoh, offer to thee a pure soul." The mummies seround Alya, picking her up. Pharaoh raises his scepter. "This scarifice for the return of Nefertiti." A beam of light shoots from the scepter hitting the Louvre. "I bow to you and present this gift with my mummies." The light ingulfs the Louvre concentration at the top, sending a beam of light into the sky.
"Im company, we pray to you. The safe return of Princess Nefertiti!"
A gaint black cloud forms over the Louvre. "Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!" The mummies chant, Alya struggles in they're hold, Screaming for help. "Ladybug!"
Ladybug turns to you and Chatnoir, a serious look on her face "we've gotta save her before he completes the ritual, or Alya will be gone forever."
"What should we do?" Ladybug stands up "you two hold back the mummies while I take on thr Pharaoh" she turns to leave. "Why do we have to deal with the freaks while you get to slip calmly around back?" Chatnoir protest. She walks up to the two of you. "Because I'm the only one who can capture his akuma, and you have to stay with" she pauses and turns to you. "Her, to show her how we do things"
"I dont need a babysitter" she shakes her head. "Chatnoir has more fighting experience, you could learn alot from him." She sent the two of you one last glance as she left. Chatnoir rest his hands on his hips. "We really need to get you a name, me and Ladybug have been calling you 'her' this whole time." He snaps his fingers. "Wait a minute, since I have to teach you things I'm like your mentor!" You shake your head. "Dont call yourself that."
Chatnoir taps you on the forhead. "I'll give you a mission for today, at the end of this fight, you have to have come up with a hero name" you huff, you were never one to back down from a challenge. "Mission accepted"
"How are we going to get down there" Chatnoir had taken a seat on the edge of the roof, thinking of a strategie to ambush the Pharaoh and his army of mummies. You had just the idea to get down there quick and silently.
"We go down in style." He turns his attention to you, raising his brow. "How are we going to do that?" You widen your arms showing him your wings. He looks between your arms and face, a smirk growing on his face. "I like you already."
You motion to your shoulders. "Grab on, lets go sent that Pharaoh back to the grave."
He grabs onto your shoulders, you take a breath and let the two of you glide down to the ground. You drop Chatnior on a street lamp, letting yourself land a few meters away. "Hey there, you bunch of bandages, what do you say we wrap this up?" Chatnoir yells Grabbing the mummies attention. "And let the damnsel in distress go while you're at it" You add on. Alya's head shoots towards the two of you "Chatnoir!" You see her look at you a questioning look on her face. You shrug your shoulders "I'm working on it"
Pharaoh raised his arm, sending the mummies army your way. "Sieze them!" The group of mummies stumblings your way. You hop into the air, floating high enough so the mummies cant reach you. The mummies stare at you, figuring they cant reach you they turn to chase Chatnoir.
"Is this really as fast as you can go? Ha!" Chatnoir hops from lamp to lamp, leading the mummies in circles, you follow the mummies with your eyes. "This is really sad" you try really had to hold in your laugh, the mummies following after Chatnoir like baby ducks was just to funny.
The fight was boring if anything, the mummies were easy to our run. And to no ones suprise you spent the most time doing just that. You didnt want to hurt them to bad either, they were just normal civilians at the end of the day.
You were running from a group of mummies when one of them managed to get ahold of you. They raised you above they're head, and promptly threw you at Chatnoir. "Get out of the way!" Chatnoir, being way to busy fending off his own group of mummies, wasnt quick enough to dodge. You smack into him, sending the both of you flying into a wall.
You land on Chatnoir, your heads knocking into eachother. You push yourself up and off him sitting on the floor. "That was uncalled for, not to mention very rude." the mummies seround the two of you. You take out your yoyo's to fend them off. When one of the mummies walkes over carrying a car. "What the.." You shake your head. "I'm having flashbacks.." You back away as the car comes your way. A yoyo string wraps around You and Chatnoirs ankels and drag the two of you underneath the car and out of harms way.
"You two, this way!" Ladybug runs towards a bus, she runs into the bus, making the chase after her. You and Chatnoir slide under the bus, Ladybug runs out the exit on the other side of the bus. As you and Chatnoir push the bus on its side trapping the mummies.
"We have to save Alya before she reaches the circle of darkness." You run towards The Pharaoh. "You will not stop me from bringing Nefertiti back. I'll finish you off. Anubis, bring me mummies!" The Pharaoh transforms, shooting beam at the three of you, you dodge and jump over them. Closing in on Pharaoh.
Ladybug trows her yoyo at him, the string loops around him pinning his arms to his torso. Chatnoir runs past him, climbing up the Louvre.
The Pharaoh braces himself "Horus, give me wings!" He launches into the air, taking Ladybug with him. They shoot up, stopping only a short distance from from the black circle in the sky. Ladybug grabs ahold of The Pharaoh's pendant, tearing it of his neck and sending it plummeting to the ground. She loses her grip and starts falling to the ground.
You run and jump up, catching her and lowering the two of you save to the ground. She lets out a breath she didn't know she was holding. "Nice catch." You set her back on the ground. "Dont mention it."
Ladybug snaps her head around. "The pendant! Thats where the akuma is!" You run towards the pendant, the Pharaoh lands next to the pendant. "Sekhmet, give me your strength!" He claps his hands together, creating a shock wave that sends all three of you flying backwards and onto the ground.
The Pharaoh picks up the pendant, turning his back to you and walking back towards the Louvre. "Its over."
A group of mummies had serounded all of you. Stopping you from getting to Alya, who was curently still being sent up to the dark circle in the sky.
"Oh, Ra, god of the sun, eccept this humble offering, and return the princess to me!"
Ladybug, not having any of it, used her Lucky Charm. We all stared as a Ladybug costume fell into her hands. "A Ladybug outfit?" Chatnoir points to the costume not impressed. "That's our last hope?" You grab the costume, looking it over, it was pretty wel made. No where near the real deal though. "I dont think playing dess up will help us much." Ladybug snatched the costume back from you, sending a look your way. You stared at the costume, a thoughtful look on her face. "Hmm.." Her eyes widend, and she turned her attention back to the Pharaoh.
"This offering Isn't good enough for Nefertiti." Alya crossed her arms "Hey! Thanks a lot!" For someone being sent to they're doom she was still full of energy. "Too late, Ladybug. The ritual has begun" the Pharaoh spoke, his back still turned. "Set Alya free and sacrifice me instead." Ladybug replied. "Wouldn't that be the sweetest revenge, 5,000 years later? After all, I'm the who kept Nefertiti from you all these years." Pharaoh lowerd his arms, turning slightly. "It's true that you would make a much more precious offering than this mortal." He offerd his hand to her. Ladybug walked forward putting her hand in his. "Horus, give me wings." He took Ladybugs hand, taking them both up to Alya.
He grabbed Alya, trowing her off the beam and making her fall down the Louvre and onto the ground. "Excuse you, but I make excellent sacrifice material." Alya scoffs. Pharaoh places Ladybug in her place. She looked down somberly, she took out her earings placing them in her right hand, she hoveres her hand over the Pharaoh's. Eager to win the Pharaoh let out a gasp as Ladybug opend her hand, reavealing it to be empty. Ladybug took advantage of his suprise and grabed the pendant from his wrist. She showed her left hand, holding a pair of earings. "If you want my Miraculous, go get it!" She raised her left hand, sending the earings flying to the ground. The Pharaoh raced after them.
He grabbed the earings from the floor. "A toy? You tricked me!" His feet left the ground, as he got ready to fly back to Ladybug. A tring wrapped around him stopping him in his tracks. "Not so fast!" You stood with Chatnoir, pulling the string taut, keeping the Pharaoh down on the ground.
Ladybug shatters the pendant. Sending the Akuma free. The beam immediately lowers down untill its completely disapeared. She slides down the Louvre, takes out her yoyo.
"No more evil doing for you little Akuma." She sends it at the Akuma, trapping it inside. Once back to her, she opens it. Letting the now white butterfly fly free. "Bye bye, little butterfly."
As ladybugs swarm the sky all the civilians, and the Pharaoh turn back to normale. They look around in confusion, but quickly get back to what they we're doing before the attack. They must be used to it at this point.
Chatnoir walks up next to you offering you a fist bump. "Good work today. Not bad for your second time, I'd say you're almost as good at me." You bump your fist againt his. "Thanks, but I'll catch up to you in no time." You reply smugly.
The two of you walk over to Ladybug and Alya. Alya had of course already taken out her phone. "I've still gotta ask, how old are you really?" Ladybug, froze for a moment, then put her hands on her waist. "Way to old to be a high school student. Thats for sure." She trows her yoyo, pulling herself up and over the nearby buildings. Alya filming all the while.
Chatnoir turns around, striking a pose. "Don't you wanna know how old I am?" Alya replied, "In a sec, looks like I'll be able to tell for myself" pointing at his ring. Chatnoir looked confused at his ring, he let out a gasp of realisation as another of the dots disapeared. He fled as he saw Alya take our her phone, causing Alya's attention to go to you.
"What about you?" She shoves her phone in your face. "The new mystery hero joining Ladybug and Chatnoir on fighting crime!" She nudged your shoulder. "Got a name yet?" You nod your head. "Yes, actually. Its Eko." You smile smugly, you we're rather proud of the name you had chosen.
"Eko, nice." Alya but her phone back into her bag. "I gotta go, my friends are probably looking for me." She split off from you, heading back into the Louvre.
You sneak in after her, running to the toilet to de-transform.
"Where have you been?!" Marinette and Alya ran to eachother meeting in an embrace. "You wont believe this, I got mummified!" Marinette made a big show, waving her arms around wildly. Alya crossed her arms, sending a teasing look Marinette's way. "Hope you weren't one of the ones trying to swap me for Nefertiti."
"You were almost sacrificed? No way!" You apear behind Alya. Alya spinned around in fright. "(Name)! You scared the hell out of me!" She slaps you oh the arm. "Where did you even come from?" "I was hiding in the toilet."
Alya's annoyance at your sudden arrival quikly vanished as she wrapped an arm around you and Marinette's shoulders. "Did you know Ladybug is at least 5,000 years old!"
"Good Idea taking us here Marinette, now we know Ladybug's a senior citizen." You starts walking towards the exit. "Thats what friends are for." Marinette joined, walking next to you.
Alya trailed behind, walking back to grab her bag. "I still dont get it. What was she doing with that tenth grade history textbook?"
"Uh, she, she probably had to find out What's been going on for the past 50 centuries." Marinette stammerd out. "You're probably right. Its tough staying in the loop." Alya stopped walking, holding her bag upside down. "Hey, Ladybug's textbook! Its gone!"
Marinette giggling at her despair. You pat her on the shoulder. "Better luck next time."
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"Is Ladybug really 5,000 years old?"
You lay on your bed, staring at the ceiling. Vesper lay on your stomach.
"Her kwami is, much older even."
"Are you 5,000 years old?" Vesper raised her head, squinting at you.
"Do I look 5,000 years old?" You nod your head. "Yes." Vesper floats up glaring at you. "You little." She darts to the other side of the room.
"Drama queen, I was kidding." She only grumbled in the corner. You rolled your eyes, turning over and closing your eyes to go to sleep.
As you were about to fall into a blisfull sleep, Vesper piped up.
"Dont you have that history test tomorrow?"
"Shit"