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Tommy, no, Icarus was screwed. Cornered by the most infamous and powerful villains to ever hit public television. Being the most well-known villains, they were certainly not known for their mercy. The blade looked furious, Siren looked just as angry, but was definitely better at hiding the fact that he probably wanted to twist Tommy's head off his neck. Thanatos, well, Thanatos didn't look all that mad; he was just staring at Tommy through his plague doctor mask, which was kinda creepy in his opinion. The blade suddenly cleared his throat, almost making Tommy jump five feet in the air.
"So. Where did you get your grubby little mits on my axe? Seeing as siren's power didn't work on you. I guess I'll have to squeeze it out of you myself." He started, his heavy footsteps echoing across the rooftop as he cracked his knuckles.
Tommy stepped back, almost tripping over his own noughts and crosses partner as the raccoon walked behind him. Tommy bet he was still salty that he hadn't let him win. "Hey. We can talk about this big man. Surely you wouldn't hurt a defenceless... guy?" He said nervously, reaching down for Mellohi.
The blade scoffed and roughly grabbed Tommy by the collar of his hoodie. Tommy kicked at his stomach to no avail. He looked back at Siren and Thanatos, who were just watching. Siren met his eyes with a crooked smile and Thanatos was looking at him but wasn't looking at his suffering, he seemed to be staring into nothing. Tommy finally grasped his disc and flung it at the blade's head, just narrowly scraping his face and causing him to drop Tommy in surprise. Mellohi whizzed back past the blade and into Tommy's hand, and as soon as he got his hands on the disc he bolted toward the edge of the roof, dodging under Siren's outstretched arms and watched as he fell flat on his face. Tommy laughed a little, it was a pathetic sight, the two scariest villains being bested by a 16-year-old boy.
"What the fuck!" Siren shrieked as he got back up just to trip over Tommy's new raccoon friend as it ran after him. Tommy decided he liked the little rascal.
Tommy picked up the raccoon just before launching himself off of the roof, unfurling his wings and gliding safely onto the roof below, he looked back at the group above him, Siren was seething, and his nose was bleeding but all he did was smear the blood across his face and sleeve, that would be a bummer to wash out, Tommy thought. The blade was still holding the axe that he had stolen from Tommy and Thanatos was nowhere to be seen. Fuck.
Tommy looked up just in time to see Thanatos circling in the air above, his massive wings almost blending in with the night sky. Tommy stared up at Thanatos. He was just about to leave when a faint buzzing came near his ear; it was a small metallic bee. Tubbo's bee. Tommy sighed and followed the bee as it flew off, making sure to duck into covered alleyways so Thanatos couldn't follow him back home.
After what seemed like an eternity of walking Tommy finally arrived at his and Tubbo's apartment, the small robot flew under the door and Tommy tried his best to open the door with his new friend in his arms. The door flung open and the raccoon Tommy had decided to call Charlie jumped out of his grip, skittering towards the couch.
Tubbo looked at Tommy, then at Charlie, then back at Tommy. "Seriously?" Tommy shrugged, pulling down his mask and sitting down beside the raccoon.
"He was lonely," Tommy whined, pulling Charlie onto his lap. "He said so."
Tubbo sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose, "Okay... so. What happened? I heard someone talking over your mic."
Tommy rubbed the back of his neck. "Yeah... About that. I kinda lost the axe? Well, it wasn't all my fault."
Tubbo stared at Tommy "Toms. What the fuck do you mean?" He said, eerily calm as he sat down on the couch. Tommy sighed heavily.
"The... big three kinda caught up to me?" He mumbled, dragging charlie into his lap despite the critters protests. Tubbo looked at him with utter disbelief "And you survived?!" He yelled, putting his hands on the table with a loud thud.
"Barely!" Tommy retorted, crossing his arms over his chest, letting charlie escape.