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Why Would you Join The Fatui!?

Chapter 3: Nail polish and California Gurls

Notes:

Sorry for not posting in a while! I've been busy and I got writers block...But I'm all good now! And I'm ready to give you all a chapter that I've been working on for a month!

By the way this is not beta read so watch out.

Chapter Text

Dottore looked away from his desk to instead look up at Pantalone. “Yeah but I'm working on a new project now.” Dottore said like it's the most obvious thing ever.

Pantalone and Dottore were bickering like an old couple, and there I stood in the middle of it. Like seriously how much longer do I have to listen to this shit.

“Oh, so I give you all of mora for nothing!?” Pantalone's voice was getting more harsh the more he spoke, clearly getting fed up with Dottore and his irresponsibility.

“No, no, I just give it to one of my segments, it's still being worked on. Anyway, the project doesn't interest me anymore.” He crossed his arms giving Pantalone an annoyed face from what I could see.

Pantalone made a face of disbelief, mouth hanging open like what Dottore said was the most ridiculous thing in the world.

“I- what!? Oh, so you just decided to move onto a different project that you want more mora for, without consulting me!?” Pantalone yelled, confusion and anger written all over his face.

You know after listening to this for almost 15 fucking minutes I'm starting to feel bad for Pantalone. The poor guy just can't get a break. I'm also starting to think they forgot I'm here lol.

Pantalone and Dottore continued to argue about something stupid as I stood there not knowing what to do.

You know what, I don't want to be HERE, so I'm not going to be here, I'm just gonna sneak away, it's not like they notice I'm here anyway.

I then slowly started to back away from them and towards the giant metal door. When I got to the door I quickly put the password in and before they knew it I was out of there.

After I slipped out of the Laboratory, I took a breath I didn't know I'd been holding.

I walked down the echoey halls, and when I mean echoey I MEAN echoey. I didn't know where I was walking to, I also didn't have any assignments so I could basically do whatever today…hehe. :3

I wasn't watching where I was walking and accidentally bumped into some people. When I looked up I was shocked to be blessed with the chance to see Capitano and Columbina in person.

“...” I was shocked into silence.

“Oh how unfortunate, it seems you have fallen, I do hope you weren't injured.” Columbina glazed down on me with that creepy smile of hers, not even bothering to help me up. Meanwhile Capitano just stood there in silence.

I then got up. “Nope not injured, perfectly fine sorry for bumping into you though!” I said in a panic.

“It's quite alright, since none of us got injured I'll be taking my departure now” Columbina said, her and Capitano walking away.

Before they walked away I quickly yelled “Wait! How would you and Capitano like to paint nails with me!” I honestly don't even know what I'm doing.

Columbina then stopped along with Capitano and turned to face me, “I adore that idea! Come, walk with us” she waved her hand gesturing for us to proceed closer.

Capitano instantly snaps his head to Columbina, “I'm wearing gloves so I will pass.”

“We could just paint your gloves on where your nails would be” I said slowly realizing how stupid that idea is.

“That's a perfect idea!” Columbina claps her hands together in delight.

“That's actually not a very smart or intelligent idea but…fine”

“Oh that's spectacular!” Columbina said happily.

We all started towards Columbina's quarters because apparently she has the best selection of nail polish. When we finally Fucking arrived at Columbina's quarters, me and Capitano walk in first and sat on the floor with a pile of blankets and pillows all around.

“I'm just going to be a second!” Columbina said as she went to grab the nail polish.

Meanwhile Me and Capitano sit and stare at each other in silence.

I was then the first one to break the silence, “so…how was your day?” I said as I repeatedly tapped my fingers against my knees in a nervous habit.

“Desent…your's?” Capitano said, looking at something from across the room.

At least I think he is, it's kinda hard to know when the guy is wearing a fucking misevil helmet.

“fine..”I said, looking at the vary interesting ceiling.

Columbina then strolls over to us with a petite basket of nail polish and some makeup. She then plopped down next to me and set the basket down in the middle of the circle we made.

“Why did you bring makeup? I thought we were just gonna paint our nails” I asked

“We were but I thought you could use some makeup, you know.” Columbina said, smiling.

“...did you just call me ugly?” I said frowning.

“I believe she did.” Capitano said, digging through the basket to find which color nail polish he likes.

“First of all I wasn't talking to you Capitano so HUSH, second of all that was rude of you Columbina but I'll let it slide because I like you.” I scolded them.

After a few minutes of awkward silence, Columbina pulls out a recorder from her pocket and plays “California Girls.”

“Hell yeah! I love this song!” I yelled as I smiled brightly.

 

5 minutes later

 

While Columbina did my makeup, I painted Capitano's nails (or perhaps his gloves) as we sang “California Girls.”

“I always knew you would look good with some makeup.” Columbina said with her usual creepy smile she always has.

Columbina then gave me a small mirror to see myself in “wow you were right I do look good.” I said with an impressed look.

“Of course im right, I'm never wrong.” Columbina said with a cocky grin that made me want to PUNCH HER.

“By the way Capitano, I'm done your nails/gloves.” i said.

Capitano then looks down to see his glove nails painted hot pink, after he then looks at our nails and sees that I have navy blue and Columbina has light pink nails.

“Thanks…there nice.” He says looking back down at them.

“Your welcome! Anyway thank you Columbina for the nice time but I should be heading back now.” I said as I gave a polite bow to Columbina and Capitano.

“The pleasure is all mine.” she said, giving me an actual smile.

“Well goodbye Columbina and Capitano, hope to see to around!” I said waving bye as I get up to leave.

“Farewell Chou.” Capitano said giving me a small wave goodbye.

“See you soon” Columbina said with that creepy smile back in her face.

After I left I went straight to my quarters. When I arrived I found that Anastasia my roommate was fast asleep. I walked over to where she was sleeping and tucked her in with the blanket that appears to have fallen on the floor.

After I changed into some pajamas, brush my teeth, put my hair into a bun, and then climb in bed slowly falling asleep.

Notes:

Pls comment I'm lonely.