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The Beatlings
Dhani: mary
Dhani: mary
Dhani: mary
Dhani: mary
Dhani: mary
Dhani: mary
Dhani: mary
Dhani: mary
Sean: mary
Mary: I'm going to shoot someone
Benedict: woah
Mary: Dhani what do you want
Dhani: wow so you’ll respond when sean texts but not me
Mary: Just tell me why you were spamming
Dhani: we need a favor
Sean: No YOU need a favor. I’m just along for the ride
Dhani: okay i need a favor
Mary: What is it?
Dhani: I need some free photos. pleasepleasepleasepleaseple
Mary: No. Absolutely not.
Dhani: cmonnnn its not like you need the money we’re all practically drowning in cash
Mary: I am not going to Henley-on-Thames to take photos of you.
Dhani: and sean
Mary: And Sean.
Mary: Wait why is Sean with you
Sean: was bored
Benedict: sean do you just travel when you’re bored
Sean: ye
Mary: Anyways- I am not taking time out of my very busy schedule to come and take photos of you and Sean
Dhani: BUT THAT’S THE THING
Dhani: you don’t have to go anywhere
Dhani: we’ll come to you
Mary: What do you even need this for
Dhani: you’ll see
