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MePhone4 had soon left the mansion to “go back to sleep”, leaving Toilet still just sitting in the closet.
“Come out.” MePhone4S told Toilet.
“He’s there…you’re tricking me…” Toilet was still shivering inside.
“If you are not coming out..” MePhone4S yanked on Toilet’s hand and pulled him out of the closet, causing a yelp from the shorter one. “I’ll do it myself.”
MePhone4S turned to show Toilet there was no MePhone4 there to fire him, only to be met with an even more frightening sight. MePhone5. MePhone4S grumbled. “Hello, 5.”
“....Who’s that?” MePhone5 pointed her gun at Toilet. “4’s assistant for his show. Now what do you want?” 4S glared at 5 as she continued speaking. “I was gonna complain about Bow but..I see you are bus-” “Go ahead, not busy at all. We all know what complaining about Bow means, at least for you.” 5 immediately jerked up. “IT IS NO-”
“You go on and on about how annoying she is to be around and how she talks so much, then you start gushing over her…I hate hearing it everyday.” 4S turned to Toilet. “Be glad you don’t have to listen to 5.” “I’m fine with li….listening to mister 5 complain…” Toilet was still processing the fact that there was a MePhone5 and that he would get a huge lecture and be fired as soon as he got back.
“I….don’t feel like complaining anymore.” 5 glared at 4s, now sitting down in the rocking chair (that i hate). “Besides, what does he even want from the mansion? It’s filthy in here, I was thankful for Soap scrubbing it down, but due to 4s…” She glared at 4s AGAIN. “It’s just as filthy as it was before him and his contestants showed up.”
“IM BAAAAACCCKKKKK!!!” Bow floats into the room. “Everyone’s here, except Dough. Where is he anywa-""I don’t think we need everyone in here. It’s a very small room. I’m already getting claustrophobic.” MePhone5 spoke up.
“Weeelll…whatever floats your boat. Also, Why is he still here?” Bow looks at Toilet.
(Hey so shitty move on July 2024 me, I never realized what EPISODE this could take place in. maybe like ep 12 or smth….this au follows canon super loosely like this au uses canon like a jumprope,,, as shown by 5 being there but who gaf 🤣🤣)
The room goes silent. “CAN I STAY SINCE MIISTEERR PHONE HATES MEEE?” Toilet asks. “Sure, but you still look hideous.” Bow gestures to 5 and Toilet to come with her, and all 3 leave the room. “Do I really have to?” MePhone5 mumbles. “Yes. Don’t be a bitch. It’ll be like totally fun.”
In the hallway…
“Toilet….in order to stay here you’ve gotta look good. I’m a professio-” “You’re not a professional.” MePhone5 was already getting sick of Bow. (listen to wifey’s yap sessions ples..) “I AM! I LIKE HAVE A DEGREE IN LOOKING SUPER GORGEOUS!!!!” “Is that why your chairs break so easily? Because you got a useless degree?”
“My chairs are like the best! My chairs are EVERYWHERE in this place!! Maybe you’re just too like big for them…” Bow snickered. If MePhone5 had an actual mouth, his jaw would probably be to the floor. “WHERE ARE WE GOING?” Toilet interrupted the argument, which was….very necessary.. (thank you toilet) “Bow insists on giving you a ‘special makeover’, so we’re taking you to her room.” “AM I GONNA LOOK PRETTY??” Bow nodded. “No you’re not.” 5 snickered. “Don’t listen to him, you’re totally gonna look like fabulous.”
The three finally reached Bow’s room and entered. Of course, Bow and 5 forgot that Toilet is in fact, not a ghost, and cannot go through walls and doors.
“Where did he like, go?” Bow asked 5. 5 sighed. “Is the door locked?” Bow nodded before realizing that Toilet was locked outside. Bow slowly opened the door, but Toilet was nowhere to be seen. “FIVE! WE GOTTA LOOK FOR THE BEATEN UP CARTON OF MILKKKK!!!”