Actions

Work Header

The Pokemon-Chat-inator

Chapter 4: OK gramps

Notes:

A bit of a short one but i rewatched the third season and felt the strong desire to update this fic

Chapter Text

Braixen: GUYS
GUYS

Froggy: SHUT UP

Braixen: GUYS
GUYS
GUYS

Froggy: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Trouble: lol what

Luxray: What's wrong?

Froggy: STOP TYPING

Macho Libre: Is something the matter?

Braixen: ASH IS BATTLING SOMEONE WITH A SHINY SYLVEON RN AND WHEN THEY USED ATTARCT CLEMONT WAS ALL ‘IT WONT WORK CAUSE THEYRE BOTH  MALE’ AND GUESS FUCKING WAHT

Froggy: im going to die

Trouble: LMAOAOFOAOOAOOAO

Froggy: Im goin tot kill you

Luxray: Hm?

Braixen: DUMBASS FELL FOR IT AND NOW THEY ALL KNOW

Trouble: IM CRIYNG

Macho Libre: Oh
That’s unfortunate

Luxray: Thats not something to be laughed at, Braixen

Froggy: Yeah what they said

Braixen: idk i thought it was pretty laughable

Luxray: Frogadier had his preferences exposed in front of our trainers during a battle. I can assume he’s more than embarrassed right now.

Trouble: ooohhh youre in troubleeee

Braixen: ig

Macho Libre: Are you okay frogadier?

Froggy: Honestly im just mad that i lost over it
Dont know how Im gonna face ash after this tho

Braixen: u should have seen the look on his face

Luxray: Braixen, apologize before you start teasing him again.

Trouble: ooooooo

Macho Libre: ooooooo

Braixen: wth lucha
okayyyyyy
@Froggy im sorry

Froggy: Not accepted

Braixen: WGAT

Trouble: holy plot twist

Macho Libre: Oh wow, tough luck

Braixen: IS MY LOVE NOT ENOUGH

Froggy: Your love is evil

Braixen: UR EVIL

Luxray: Well that settles it then. Braixen think about what you did.

Braixen: fym

Luxray muted Braixen for 10 minutes.

Trouble: bro thats crazy

Froggy: Youre my hero ray

Luxray: You are welcome, Frogadier

Macho Libre: This is hilarious

Froggy: Tal btw your speed is actually unmatched idk how you dodged that x scissor

Trouble: im just that good what can i say

Froggy: Race me bro

Trouble: now?

Macho Libre: No.
We are not doing this again

Trouble: bummer

Macho Libre: We’re inside of a pokecenter for arceus’ sake

Replied to [ Braixen: ASH IS BATTLING SOMEONE…]
Can never do no wrong: So thats why my watch was vibrating so much! I almost missed my electroball because of how distracting it was

Trouble: still won tho

Can never do no wrong: Uh huh!

Trouble: does anyone else also hate the tingly feeling when go through the machine

Froggy: I like it idk

Macho Libre: Maybe it’s because you’re a fire type and the tingles feel a little cold?

Trouble: they should find better ways to recover our health

Luxray: You can always ask Clemont for alternatives.

Trouble: what the hell sure

Macho Libre: Please refrain

Froggy: Dont do that

Luxray: Do you two not trust Clemont’s inventions?

Can never do no wrong: I think its a great idea!

Replied to [ Luxray: Do you two not trust…]
Froggy: Do you??

Luxray is typing…

 

Luxray is typing…

Luxray: I have faith

Froggy: Thats what I thought

Can never do no wrong: I trust Clemont guys :(

Trouble: We know girl

Macho Libre changed Can never do no wrong’s name to Sunshine.

Sunshine: Awwww!!!!! <3

Trouble: ok thats adorable

Luxray: I don’t know what fits more - her old nickname or her new one

Macho Libre: Who said I cant be the forest champion AND nickname champion?

Braixen: nobody
nobody has ever said that

Froggy: Welcome back

Macho Libre: Excuse you
I'm certain I’ve heard someone say it before

Braixen: ok gramps lets get u back to bed

Macho Libre: EXCUSE YOU??

Trouble: LMFAO

Braixen changed Trouble’s name to tweeter.

tweeter: tf does that mean

Luxray: Huh?

Braixen: yknow
cause ur a bird

Braixen: no ur right it stinks

Froggy: Try X

Braixen: why the hell would i try that

tweeter: i’ll send you back to the egg that you came from 

Froggy: Mb

Braixen changed tweeter’s name to stinky.

stinky: ok fuck you

Braixen: i dont trust nobody who showers with their mouth

stinky: I CANT TOUCH WATER
ITS CALLED PREENING

Luxray: I use my tongue to bathe occasionally

Braixen: oh

Braixen changed Luxray’s name to smelly.

Braixen: u too

smelly: Oh
AHGAHGAHG I MIN NNN
HI HIH IHI HELLOHEHHLOO HI HI
IM STINKY
ANDS EMLYL TOO

Froggy: Self love luxo

Macho Libre: Does Clemont need to repair the system?

Sunshine: Oh my arceus..
[image attached]
Pancham and Chespin are fighting over their watch right now-

stinky: clemont is stresseddd

Macho Libre: Indeed

smelly: AGLKIW8394HG

Froggy: yup yup

smelly: My apologies, I have repossessed my watch now. I should have known those two were planning something devious behind my back.

Macho Libre: Are they settled now?

smelly: Yes.

Sunshine: [image attached]

Braixen: are they breathing

smelly: Yes, my fur is dense but breathable

Froggy: I can barely even see champ under there

smelly: I can assure you both Pancham and Chespin are alive and well

stinky: thatll teach em

smelly: If they try anything of this sort again they will face my wrath

Macho Libre: Ok ok get off your watches its time for lunch

Can never do no wrong went offline.

Froggy went offline.

stinky went offline.

smelly went offline.

Macho Libre went offline.

Braixen went offline.

Notes:

Please give title suggestions Im bone dry