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In the beginning of time, there was one being and one being only: Satandrien. It took him 7 days to create the Earth, but only half a second to create the most beautiful creature that ever walked this miserable Earth... A VELOCIRAPTOR.
He was smol but mean and could tear off your dick just by stating at it. Satandrien was so proud of his scaley son, but he knew that he wouldn't last long without anyone else in this dry, baron desert land. Although he stayed all day and played with his pride and joy, Satandrien knew that deep down, Tilly the velociraptor would die.
"Father," the velociraptor crowed up at the sky, "where is everyone else? Why am I all alone?" Satandrien smiled sadly down at his son and he sent a meteor to STRIKE HIS TINY, REPTILIAN HEAD!
"My son.." Satandrien mourned. But he knew, that eventually, Tilly would pass through all the underworlds to once again meet his father.