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Skype Chat: WHAT TEAM (Participants: mysticdonut, iwillcrushyou, Kiyotaka Ishimaru, jouda (jean souda), Guitar Heroine, Capone Jr.)
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Capone Jr. has added hinatajuice to this conversation.
Capone Jr.: Say hi to Hinata everybody
mysticdonut: !!! a new member!!!!!!!!
hinatajuice: hey guys
iwillcrushyou: Hello, Hinata
hinatajuice: hi, ...??
iwillcrushyou: Sakura
hinatajuice: hi sakura
mysticdonut: and i'm asahina!!! \^.^/
jouda (jean souda): :O
jouda (jean souda): my soul friend!
jouda (jean souda): what is UP yo
Guitar Heroine: WAIT HINATAS HERE OMF
hinatajuice: yeah i'm here lmfao it's nice to talk to you guys
mysticdonut: wait wheres ishi?? hes gonna miss this!! is he online???
Guitar Heroine: I SUMMON KIYOTAKA BY THE POWER OF SPIKY EYEBROWS
Capone Jr.: Stop typing in all caps it hurts my eyes
Guitar Heroine: KAZOO THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
Capone Jr.: Fine. Please stop typing in all caps
Guitar Heroine: ok
(Guitar Heroine has changed name to guitar heroine)
mysticdonut: omf,,
jouda (jean souda): lmfaooo
Capone Jr.: Don't encourage her. God
hinatajuice: okay what is even happening here
iwillcrushyou: I admit I'm having difficulty following this conversation
mysticdonut: well i dont think ibukis summoning chant worked
mysticdonut: brb im gonna text ishimaru!!
(mysticdonut has logged out)
hinatajuice: so like what is this chat even for
hinatajuice: kuzuryuu never told me
jouda (jean souda:) this is a group chat for everybody that hangs out in the weights room before school
hinatajuice: you work out??
jouda (jean souda): UM
jouda (jean souda): ??? ofc i work out?? how else am i supposed to maintain this six pack??
hinatajuice: ...right sorry
Capone Jr.: Bullshit Souda you have a six pack of pudding cups
jouda (jean souda): THAT IS NOT TRUE
jouda (jean souda): hinata don't listen to him i'm jacked okay
guitar heroine: girls girls ur both pretty
Capone Jr.: Oh shut up
guitar heroine: >:p
hinatajuice: jfc she's right you two are ridiculous
jouda (jean souda): wtf you're supposed to back me up here hinata!! we're soul friends!!
Capone Jr.: Or you know he could back me up here since we're bros
Capone Jr.: Practically blood brothers tbh
hinatajuice: ...you know what i am NOT getting into this argument
guitar heroine: smart thinking hinata
guitar heroine: staying alive
(mysticdonut has logged in)
mysticdonut: ok i'm back now
mysticdonut: i called ishimaru like three times and he finally picked up!! he's getting on his computer soon
hinatajuice: couldn't he just use his phone?
iwillcrushyou: Ishimaru has a flip phone
hinatajuice: oh
guitar heroine: i still cant believe it!!!
guitar heroine: a couple of months ago we were walking downtown and he dropped his phone and it fell into the street and a truck ran over it
guitar heroine: i thought he was gonna cry but we picked it up and it wasnt even cracked!! like what!!!
mysticdonut: omf i remember that
hinatajuice: what? you're fucking with me
(Kiyotaka Ishimaru has logged in)
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Language, Hinata!
guitar heroine: OMF YOU SUMMON HIM BY SWEARING
guitar heroine: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT
mysticdonut: right on time ishi! ^^
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Hello, Asahina!
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: And no, they were not kidding. My phone really did get run over by a truck.
Capone Jr.: Jfc dude when are you gonna get a new one
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Well... I asked for one for Christmas, but it wasn't really in my parents' affordable price range.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Maybe next year?
Capone Jr.: .............
iwillcrushyou: Now that everyone is here, should we decide on a time for tomorrow morning
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Good idea, Sakura!
guitar heroine: idk does 6:30 work for everybody?
Capone Jr.: Yeah sure
jouda (jean souda): works for me
guitar heroine: me too!!!
hinatajuice: what the FUCK that's so early
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Language, Hinata!
hinatajuice: sorry
hinatajuice: so is this everybody that's coming?
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: No, Mondo usually comes to the weight room with me. But his phone has been broken for two months.
jouda (jean souda) akane's always there but i don't think she has a phone either
iwillcrushyou: I believe Nidai spends his mornings there as well. So you will most likely run into them there if you come tomorrow.
Capone Jr.: Which you will
Capone Jr.: That's what I added you to this chat for so you better not let me down...
hinatajuice: okay...i'm gonna come...
guitar heroine: omg kazoo is so intimidating
mysticdonut: stop bullying hinata!! he can come if he wants :P
hinatajuice: yeah i'll meet you guys there tomorrow
guitar heroine: great!!!! see ya
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I need to log off now. I have precalculus homework.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: But! I will see you all in the morning! Let's work hard together!!
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jouda (jean souda): omfg...does he have to say that every time he logs out...
mysticdonut: don't make fun of him!! >:(
mysticdonut: i'm gonna kick your ass at weight lifting tomorrow, souda!!!
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iwillcrushyou: Rest in peace, Souda
jouda (jean souda): :O
jouda (jean souda): if she-hulk is saying it i know it's serious...
guitar heroine: >:/ souda...
iwillcrushyou: ...If Asahina does not kill you, I will not mind stepping in to finish it for her.
(iwillcrushyou has logged out)
hinatajuice: oh m y god
Capone Jr.: Souda how are you still alive honestly
jouda (jean souda): well...i better get a good night's sleep so i can run faster tomorrow...
jouda (jean souda): night yall
(jouda (jean souda) has logged out)
guitar heroine: well anyway i can't wait for hinata to come tomorrow!! you're gonna love it we play broadway soundtracks and ishimaru and asahina bring breakfast sometimes
Capone Jr.: It's kinda funny actually
Capone Jr.: He tries to bring healthy shit like fruit and granola bars and she always just shows up with a box of Dunkin Donuts
Capone Jr.: They're always really good though so
guitar heroine: theyre delicious!!! shes like a golden goddess of donut delicacy and every donut she touches becomes a sunburst of flavor
guitar heroine: ooooo did you hear ibuki get all poetic??
guitar heroine: actually those would make sweet song lyrics!! i'm gonna write this down!! gnight
(guitar heroine has logged out)
hinatajuice: so uh
hinatajuice: thanks for adding me to the group, kuzuryuu
Capone Jr.: No problem. You're looking super tired lately. I guess I just thought about it and I was like hey that would be cool...
hinatajuice: no seriously. thanks. you've been doing tons of nice stuff for me lately.
Capone Jr.: Heh.
Capone Jr.: If you tell anybody I'm getting soft or something, I'll kill you
hinatajuice: you realize everybody in this chat can see the logs when they get back on
Capone Jr.: ..........
Capone Jr.: Irrelevant. Night
hinatajuice: good night
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