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Guardians of Arcadia
Krel: “What is a “dickpick”??”
Steve: “literally how is this relevant”
Darci: “I JUST finished studying for algebra💔”
Jim: “Uh, why’d you ask?”
Krel: “Someone sent me a direct message asking for one, said he would send me one in return but I do not even know what it is.”
Steve: “DO NOT SEND A DICKPICK TO SOMEONE”
Krel: “But what even is it????”
Toby: “It’s a picture of your cock”
Krel: “I do not own a male chicken.”
Mary: “How can one be so genius and then do this”
Claire: “I can’t breathe oh god”
Douxie: “Krel, just block that guy, please”
Krel: “Oh wait”
Krel: “He said he will send one first.”
Douxie: “KREL BLOCK HIM”
Eli: “HEELPPP”
Krel: “Why? I want to see his farm animal.”
Krel: “Oh that is not a farm animal.”
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Toby: “My butt jiggles when I fart”
Jim: “ENOUGH”
Jim: “IVE HAD ENOUGH”
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Steve: “I get Veronica, like, if I had thirty hours to live, I wouldn’t want to die a virgin either”
Krel: “pfsh”
Krel: “I would”
Douxie: “Agreed”
Claire: “You know it’s cool that you’re aroace and all but I wanna go back to the fact that Steve knows Heathers”
Douxie: “you think I wouldn’t make everyone watch every big musical ever?”
Jim: “He forced me to watch Phantom Of The Opera with him twice”
Zoe: “I’ve seen it in the theatre thrice”
Douxie: “heh :7”
Zoe: “don’t use those damn emoticons Douxie I swear to god”
Douxie: “rude :c”
Aja: “Ohh!! That’s what they are? :3”
Eli: “It’s an infestation”
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Krel: “Heyy”
Krel: “Oh sorry, wrong chat”
Mary: “HEY HEY HEY COME BACK HERE”
Claire: “HELLO???”
Steve: “Double Y? Damn”
Toby: “Is Krel in a talking stage or what is happening here”
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Krel: “help”
Krel: “I’m seeing black lines everywhere and I’m hallucinating I think”
Krel: “what is happening”
Douxie: “That’s called sleep deprivation mate”
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Krel: “I’m at the store, does anyone need anything?”
Claire: “grocery store?”
Krel: “no, hardware”
Claire: “then nevermind”
Jim: “It irritates me that you referred to the Hardware store as just the store when it’s very generalised to refer to a grocery store as store, and as such, I assumed you meant the grocery store.”
Steve: “I ain’t reading allat”
Jim: “obviously, you can’t read at all”