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RF: I honestly can’t believe all of you are going to stay up at 5:30 in the morning just to watch our friend fight someone.
RF: Well, June isn’t going.
RF: I guess there is another sane person.
harlz: RUDE
dead-center: ‘friend’ is debatable
kroc: damn u got 2 it first
harlz: OMGG HALLOWEEN IS SOOOOOOOOON AND IM SO EXCITED
RF: Wow, I couldn’t even tell.
kroc: whoaaaa rick is pullin out the #sass
kroc: who hurt u rick
flamin-hot: y rick
flamin-hot: do u have a problem w/ halloween or sumthing?
RF: It’s a pointless holiday, in all honesty.
JuneMoone: Rick, how could you?!? Halloween is the best holiday!!!
kroc: PREACH IT
flamin-hot: @harl wat r u going as?? im gonna do a day of the dead skull
RF: . . . I’m not going to comment
RF: Someone else say it
RF: Please
dead-center: even im not going there
RF: ARE YOU KIDDING ME FLOYD
RF: Please just SOMEONE ELSE SAY IT
saucyaussie: oy thats a cop out ur just using ur face tattoos as a costume
RF: THANK YOU
kroc: well wat r u going as @digger
kroc: a kangaroo
harlz: OMG so im either gonna b a clown or like a jester or sumthing? idk 4 sure but like its gonna b amaZING
harlz: like its a given im gonna look amazing but like SUPER AMAZING this halloween!!!!!!!!! im going for that sexy but crazy look that will make guys buy me drinks
flamin-hot: guys already buy u drinks like all the time harl
harlz: yeah but these drinks will be SPICY
kroc: idk what spicy drinks r but im down w/ it
dead-center: so 4 halloween chato and harley r literally going as themselves
T. Yamashiro: bitch what did you just say
JuneMoone: Oh no
JuneMoone: Run away Floyd!
saucyaussie: is this so weird tatsus not mad @ me ive never seen this happen b4
kroc: its a new experience 4 us all tbh
flamin-hot: @floyd im giving u one chance 2 take it back
flamin-hot: just one chance
JuneMoone: FLOYD TAKE IT BACK
JuneMoone: I’ve been on the opposing side of one of Tatsu’s round-house kicks before and they are NOT FUN! Like great learning experience for the kick-boxing class but NOT FUN!!
kroc: dont do it 4 the vine floyd take it back
dead-center: yall r crazy
harlz: @june!! oh yeah i was there and it was cray!!!!!!!
flamin-hot: harley i luv u but like u need 2 stop using the word cray 2 describe everything and i mean EVERYTHING
flamin-hot: u used it 2 describe a pet food coupon last week
harlz: ur gonna b thanking me 4 that sweet deal when u get a cat ;)
flamin-hot: im allergic 2 cats
kroc: so thats y u dont like fluffy
flamin-hot: @kroc u seriously forgot that im allergic???? wut else do u just file under ‘uneeded info abt chato' i wanna know
flamin-hot: IS R FRIENDSHIP ALL A LIE OR SUMTHING????
harlz: wtf kroc y is ur friendship w/ chato all a sham
harlz: y u do dis
RF: You seriously named your cat ‘Fluffy’? @Kroc
kroc: its a solid name y not
RF: It’s - you know, I already have Tatsu threatening to stab me again. I don’t need Kroc to also, I’ve seen you at your wrestling matches.
JuneMoone: Why are you going to stab Rick?? @Tatsu
saucyaussie: y not
harlz: OMG @digger SAME
harlz: i had a cat named fluffy!!!! it wuz the bomb dot com!!!!!! but it died :(((((((((((((
dead-center: hate 2 burst ur bubble but most cats do
kroc: nuh uh nine lives bitch
flamin-hot: u go glenn coco
T. Yamashiro: weren’t you two arguing like forty-five seconds ago
saucyaussie: im confused
dead-center: surprise surprise
saucyaussie: OY I HEARD TAHT
kroc: most ppl do hear wut is texted 2 them . . . its kinda the point tbh
dead-center: do u wanna go digger
dead-center: if u wanna take it there ill take it there
T. Yamashiro: see now this is an interesting conversation
saucyaussie: FINE LETS GO
dead-center: where
harlz: y do u only comment once or twice @tatsu???? we miss u all the time
T. Yamashiro: because i only comment when needed
RF: It’s the Way of Tatsu (TM)
saucyaussie: when
saucyaussie: where
flamin-hot: didnt floyd literally just ask where 2
kroc: shhhh let the dysfunctional duo duke it out itll b hilarious
JuneMoone changed the name of dingo hall to Dysfunctional Duo at 12:00 AM today.
flamin-hot: nice one @june
JuneMoone: :)
dead-center: im coming 2 ur fight 2nite, ill c if u need another asskicking then
JuneMoone: You’ll learn soon
JuneMoone: Don’t worry @Squad!
harlz: now heres someone using the proper name - u go girl i luv u @june
harlz: june knows what the hell is up
JuneMoone: I now realize those were badly timed texts - guys don’t fight!
JuneMoone: They were referencing Tatsu’s texting method
kroc: these convos always get so weird
flamin-hot: thats y we stay on have u learned nothing
kroc: but also imma live tweet floyd and diggers fight 4 those not coming 2nite
RF: That sounds interesting. I’ll read that live-tweet.
dead-center: so glad ull grace us w/ ur presence @rick
dead-center: should we roll out the red carpet 4 u also
RF: I GET IT @FLOYD
T. Yamashiro: i’m not sure you do
saucyaussie: i dont get it everyone applauds tatsu when she figts sumone but when i do it everyone gets mad??????? double standrads
harlz: its bc we all actually like tatsu @digger
flamin-hot: #eloquence
dead-center: @rick we can get the queen on line 1 if u want her 2 greet u @ the door just in case the carpet isnt enough
RF: OH
RF: MY
harlz: tacos?
RF: GOD
RF: @FLOYD SERIOUSLY I GET IT YOU CAN STOP
kroc: but we cant stop
kroc: and we wont stop
flamin-hot: r u quoting miley
kroc: y the fuck not shes the bomb
harlz: miley is #tattoogoals
flamin-hot: @harlz i thought what we had was real
flamin-hot: does no one love me????
JuneMoone: I love you @Chato!
RF: I don’t judge you as much as I judge everyone else.
flamin-hot: i guess june is the only one i can truly #rely on
RF: . . . I literally just messaged about you.
flamin-hot: oh i know
flamin-hot: but it wasnt a declaration of love
kroc: gettin #sassy
dead-center: u need 2 #stop using hashtags every 2 seconds i swear 2 god
JuneMoone: #never
RF: I don’t know how many times I can facepalm without giving myself a serious brain injury.
saucyaussie: test it & tell the results wel’l wait
dead-center: ^
harlz: ^^
T. Yamashiro: ^^^
kroc: ^^^^
JuneMoone: ^^^^^
flamin-hot: ^^^^^^
RF: I hate you all so much right now.
JuneMoone: Don’t hate the players, hate the game! @Rick
kroc: june knows whats up
harlz changed the name of Dysfunctional Duo to #junealwaysknows at 12:23 AM today.
saucyaussie: y dont we ever keep my chat names
dead-center: bc they suck
flamin-hot: ^
kroc: heyyyyy so where r we meeting 2 watch digger get rekt?
saucyaussie: HEY
T. Yamashiro: on the quad and we’re taking a cab to see the fight.
harlz: if i c sumone i hate can i punch them when were there
JuneMoone: I really wouldn’t recommend it?
harlz: jk y would i ask!!!!! im gonna do it either way!!!!!!!!
kroc: @ least u let us know ahead of time this time
flamin-hot: yeah it was kinda weird when u just decked that guy @bbb last week w/ no warning
saucyaussie: what r u talking abt?????? idont remember this @ all
dead-center: thats bc u were wasted @digger
harlz: he deserved worse
harlz: trust me
T. Yamashiro: harley’s right and it was amazing
harlz: thx boo @tatsu
saucyaussie: fight time cahnged meet me @ 2 am instead
kroc: is it even possible 4 u 2 get thru a whole sentence w/ no typos
flamin-hot: lol
saucyaussie: u know idont need this shit
kroc: im gonna live tweet like i said but rn im gonna nap so wake me up wen its time 2 go
JuneMoone: Bye guys! <3
flamin-hot: ok im out 4 tonite c u guys @ the fight
dead-center: well if kroc and chato arent here we have no conversation catalysts
dead-center: im out see yall at the fight
harlz: tatsu??? whats been happening w/ u????????
T. Yamashiro: nothing to speak of.
harlz: ok then!
harlz: lets just talk later tonite!!!!!
harlz: bye SQUAD!!!!!!!!