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Michael: im going to throw myself onto the rocks on the paladin
TB: Why???
Michael: AWSTEN STOLE MY FUCKING AVOCADO ROLL
Awsten: IM YOUR BOYFRIEND IM ALLOWED TO!!!
TB: That’s fair grounds to steal your food…
Clancy: that means it’s valid for me to steal your hoodie
since im a higher rank
TB: No.
Patrick: Higher rank?
Are you implying that relationship status is a rank?
Jasper: Does this mean I have no rank??? :(
Clancy: yes
you never will
Jan: Don’t be mean to Jasper smh
Awsten: I AM NOT A LOWER RANK THAN CLANCY
Clancy: YOU ARE
Kens: What’s happening? 😱
I am a higher rank than all of you!😸☺️
Jan: They’re technically right…
Awsten: IRRELEVANT
Michael: AWSTEN IM STILL MAD AT YOU
GET ME A DRINK TO COMPENSATE
Awsten: THATS OVERCOMPENSATION!
Michael: FUCK YOU GET ME A DRINK :(
Awsten: GIVE ME A BREAK!
OR I WILL POISON IT
TB: Guys take this to dms…
Clancy: DONT
THIS IS ENTERTAINING
Jasper: Is this their first couple fight?
Awsten: YES
Michael: YES
wait there are so many stars tonight
Clancy: actually that’s true.
Awsten: luke u Michael
*like
Elise: Why di we all kwep spelling like wromf lateky
Michael: that’s sweet Aws
you’re a star too<3
TB: Me and Clancy used this 3 years ago get a new thing
Clancy: no it’s ok don’t ruin their love
everyone’s a star
:D
Michael: :D
Bloopy: :D
Elise: Wjo is thar
Clancy: uh
idk
probably one of the animals
no one knows why they’re here
same with Awsten
Awsten: yeah I just appeared here one day
did anyone even add me here?
TB: I don’t think so.
Michael: AWSTEN DID YOU ACTUALLY POISON THIS
Awsten: MICHAELS CHOKING
:(
Sylvie: WHAT DID I OPEN THIS TO?
GET OFF YOUR PHONES AND GET JASPER.
Clancy: finally people here have logic
Elise: No Sylvies always bern somewhay logical
Sylvie: Awh thanks Elise
Clancy: #elvie
Sylvie: I have no questions.
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Jasper: Awsten is the least calm person in the world
He’s by Michael talking about rabbits to stop freaking out.
Jan: Why rabbits?
I love rabbits but why…
Jasper: I have no idea…
Oh and if anyone’s concerned Michael’s fine.
Patrick: Guys it’s 11 you should all sleep.
But I’m glad Michael’s ok.
Michael: IM NOT OK.
Jasper: OFF YOUR PHONE PLEASE
YOU NEED TO REST
YOU ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH
Clancy: yeah we’re never beating Dema if this is the state camp’s always in.
Patrick: Someone would probably die laughing before we could overthrow Dema
Magnus: Or if ned keeps being useless
Ned: &8(? [-8
[Auto Translated - “fuck you”]
Clancy: whys ned such a teenager
TB: Clancy go to sleep.
Clancy: I do what I want
Kens: Can you all sleep please 😴 🙏
The bishops are going to hear these notifications 😟😣😢
We are in a meeting 😢😢😢
Patrick: This is what I’ve been saying.
Awsten: fine
any minute now I’ll go to sleep
Jasper: Awwww he’s laying by Michael
Jasper has sent a picture
Clancy: mawsten forever