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Hyeonjun<3
babeeeeeeeee
yesssssssssssssssssssss
Im suddenly in a gc with THE LEE SANGHYEOK
What?
He doesn’t really reply to group chats
Our gc is basically just me and minhyung talking
Maybe you guys are unfun
Unfun?????
Maybe minhyung…. Hes a boring person … but me ?????
You’ve got to be joking
Considering how boring of a texter you are I would also not reply in your gc
But you are talking to me
I know
I am apparently weak to hot guys
You think im hot???
I am literally dating you
I like hearing that again and again
Omgg you are such an insufferable loser
Your loser <3
Im going back to the gc
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Gossip girls
Sanghyeok hyung
What do you get when you ask lemon for help?
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
?
?
Sanghyeok hyung
A lemonaid
I think we should add minhyung and Hyeonjun here
Yessssssssss
they too need to be subjected to your dad jokes
Sanghyeok hyung
Why does no one like my jokes???
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
hyungg i like themmmm
Sanghyeok hyung
You are my favorite woojeeahhh
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
can your favorite wooje get a strawberry milk
isnt this bribery???
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
no
sanghyeok hyung added 2 people in the chat
+00206
Hi?
Hyeonjun<3
Hyunggggg why do you not reply to our gc
This is betrayal
Sanghyeok hyung
Hello minhyung ah
You guys are boringggg
You changed the contact +00206 to minhyung
I told youuu
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
hello minhyung hyung
hello Hyeonjun hyung
minhyung
hi woojeee
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wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
omggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
omgggggg
omgggg
I am texting lee minhyung
It’s a group chat
There are 3 other people there
Shut uppp
Im going to dieee
He is so cool
Sanghyeok hyung would really be sad to know your fav lee brother isnt him
he doesn’t have to know
shhhh
haha
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Gossip girls
Hyeonjun<3
why is the group name gossip girls???
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
Its Minseok hyungs favourite
Hyeonjun<3
Its cool
minhyung
simp
Sanghyeok hyung
Anyone up for haidilao???
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
meeeeee
minhyung
im in
me too
Hyeonjun<3
Ill pick you up in 30 mins minseokie
Okiii
Ill wait for you <3
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
please get this shit in your priv chat
give me a ride too Hyeonjun hyung
I am Minseok hyungs child
You cant leave me alone
Hyeonjun<3
I know that ill pick you both
Sanghyeok hyung
Hyeonjun can pick us all up
And we can go together
Hyeonjun<3
Why am I the driverrr
Sanghyeok hyung also knows how to drive
Hyeonjunieee please
Hyeonjun<3
Ok fine
minhyung
simp
Sanghyeok hyung
Simp x 2
wooojeeeeeeeee 🐣
simp x 3
simp x 4
Hyeonjun<3
not you too
<3
The end.
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BONUS
A day before THE date
Hyeonjun pov
minhyung
black shirt or blue one??
I think my biceps look better in black
do you think black will be more impressive?
are you trying to kill him ????
is your plan of impressing a guy flexing your biceps till he falls for you??
you must be the first guy to fall for someone by seeing them fall ???
shouldn’t you have gone helped him when you saw him slip??
you shouldn’t be the one telling others how to impress others
mr “we are enemies but I cant stop staring at your face”
that was pathetic
we agreed not to talk about that
anyway I got a very handsome boyfriend out of that so
go for the black shirt
done
wooje (minseokie’s child)
Hyeonjun hyungg
can you get me strawberry milk when you come to pick up Minseok hyung for your date?
You are quite friendly today
I almost forgot how you threatened to KILL me yesterday
The threat still stands I will KILL you if you even think of hurting Minseok
ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ🔪
I could never
Ill take your word for it
Thankyou<3