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"hey drawer! Guess what I got!"
"A box of chocolates???"
"That's very far off, drawer! This is a...."
"A???"
"I actually don't know. But I got this from.. your mom."
"My mom? Thread, my mom is 6 foot below us."
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'hey backflip'
'u have any idea what this mans'
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>HEY HEY. STOP RIGHT THERE. IF YOU'RE A HOST OF A SHOW, FOLLOW THKS RULE OK? If u have a friend that's competing and is eliminated, don't keep them. Don't let them watch the entire competition go on. Don't u know? One host did that, and their friend was erased from existence! So don't be stupid and get them outta here, host!!!
sorry my grammar bad<
"Eh, I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I
'§{9'
'ok'
'ig it'd fake!!'
'also do u know what to do for the next challenge:p_'
"Oh. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't know."
'so u don't have any ideas..'
'eh I'm also r7nnong out of ideas s9o_'
"Let's say what the next challenge will be together! In 3...2...1.."
'GOKART_'
"Talent show!"
'oh uhm_'
"Let's do both! That means the competition will be in 2 parts!:D"
'yehayehahayyeaha'
'wanr me to get the conptesrnma_'
"Not yet."
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"Flippy Flippity Flip! Flippy Flippity Flip!"
"I reALLy hATe this."
"Flippy Flippity-"
What?
Oh.
Jar.
Jar?
Wait, she might be back.
Thread, I didn't know you can actually do that!
'and all done! Your friend will probably wake up soon.'
"HOLY SHIT SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!! AYAYYAYAYA-"
"STOP TALKING AND LETS DO THE NEXT CHALLENGE!!!!!"
'This challenge will split into 2 parts'
'you know what else will split'
'the teams'
'kts a prime number (11)'
'so no more teams!!_'
"Yes! I finally get to move!"
drawer connecting??? with trash can happy noises
"But you guys will eventually get put into teams again."
"...."
[DOTDOTDOT.]
"WHEN WILL YOU TWO RECOVER THE DEAD?? ITS BEEN DAYS, DON'T YOU KNOW?"
'we dk how to recover sorry_'
"The first challenge of this challenge is.. a talent show!"
Poof.
'welcome to "objects ain't got any talent"! A show where you show off your...
"I'm pretty sure we can both do this!"
"Are you sure..? I don't think eating trash is a talent, drawer."
"Nah, that's ok! You can eat a lot."
"whisperwhisper jar, is breakdancing a talent?"
"whisperwhisper ARent yOU an adult? ObviOUsly it's a talent. YOUre sO dumb."
"Ok! Let's spin the wheel! Let's see who goes first!"
"Uhm, host.."
"Yeah?"
"That's a dead object."
"Yeah, I know. He barfs everyday. :p"
"Now that's just crue-"
"YOU GO FIRST, WRITING TABLET. SINCE YOU'RE RUDE TO THE HOST."
"I'M NOT RUDE."
"Comply, or I'll take that wheelchair of yours."
"Okay! uhhh.. hi I'm writing tablet and I can-"
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER.
'thats enough'
'thank u :)_'
skrrrts away.
Next up is paper cup.
"WASSUP BROS! IT'S PAPER CUP HERE AND
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER, BUT EVEN LOUDER!!!!
"OUT."
"FUCK!"
Ndx5 up is..
The duo of the year!
Which one?
Not the glass.
Loud dragging and struggling noises.
"whisperwhisper watch this, jar."
db hops in her car (wow) and straight up runs over the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then the drawer and then the trash can and then they survive because she missed
"Damn it!!"
"HIHIHI!!! WE'RE DRAWER AND TRASH CAN AND TODAY WE'LL SHOW YOU TWO OUR TALENT!!! CHECK OUT WHAT I CAN DO!!"
Loud diabolical noises.
"Done!"
A drawing of file and flip phone. Wow so majesticality.
"And I can... Uhm.. eat."
And the place is gone.
Wanna know where it went?
Here.. come here.. come here reader-san...
Trash can ate it. Delishful.
PISS COLORED BUZZER NOISES!!!!!
'so cool_'
Next up is...
"I breakdance"
PISS COLORED BUZZER!!!!
"APPLAUD FOR DULL BLADE!!!"
Loud applaud.
'loud applaud. I like ur car btw_'
Next up is...
Bleh...
JAR!?
"LoOK AT thi
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER ALONGSIDE BARFING NOISES.
'GET OUTTA HREEEEE_'
ALL PISS COLORED BUZZERS ALONGSIDE BARRINGTON
"Justice for jar!"
Next up again is..
Con/sent.
[HELLO. I AM CONSENT. I WILL NOW TELL YOU WHY
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER ALONGSIDE BARS AND OVERNIGHT STORY
[I DISLIKE THIS SHOW.]
next up is dc and occcccccc!!!!
^^
last chapter/episode I may or may not have fucked up and typed dm instead of dc
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'guys get up._'
golden buzzer.
get on stageuhh
I actually forgot who was left
ah shit fucki
let's just go over the highlights!!
Highlight 1.. or something I don't know how this works!!!!
"Hi I'm calendar and I'm going to sing!!! Yeyayayay!!"
'i hear a beat coming...'
'hit it calendar!!!'
"♪I'm calendar and
RED COLORED PISS COLORED BUZZER NOISES
"AMAZING! I AM FLIPPING!!!"
flip phone noises
Highlight two and last
"I can sew! Take a lo
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
browmp
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>SEULTS
GOLDEN BUZZER!!!: Jar (GRRRR...) , dull blade, occ and dc, calendar, and the duo!
^^they r safe from elminatijn!
BOO!!!: pc, consent, thread, wt
^^ UFE!!!<
"What's UFE???"
"Up for elimination!!:9"
"WHAT."
"VOTING STARTS NOW! I VOTE FOR PAPER CUP!"
[VOTE FOR ME. YEAH YEAH YEAH. LET ME OUT. YEAH YEAH YEAH.]
"yOU knOW, I'd never vOTe fOR threAd. She's nICE."
"Thank you, jar!"
"PapER cup is a bitch, so I vOTe for him."
"WHAT."
"Jar, why'd your voice change."
"WhAT?"
"Your voice is so high???"
"OH! YeAH! I'm high!"
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....
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Voting ended'
'Les spin la wheel'
'les see who is getting their votes added by a billion_"
"WHAT."
^^pc,wt, and thread screamed said whispered in unison
[LET IT BE ME. YEAH YEAH YEAH. LET'S GO SEE. YEAH YEAH YEAH.]
"Trash can, who do you think is getting out??"
"Probably the tablet."
"I think it's the word!!"
Unfortunately, it was the spool with the hideous shade of porpol.
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"I guess this is it."
'wym?'
'bro ur not getting killedchill_'
"Are you sure..?"
'ywha_'
"Really?"
'mmhmm_'
"REEAAAALLLY?"
1 nanosecond later.
"Alright then..?"
"Man, that took y'all years to finish."
"WAiT. Didn't yOU sAY there's tWO pARts of the chALLenge??"
"Oh yeah."
"So that means I'm not getting out yet????"
'probs_'
"The second challenge of the challenge is go-kart racing!"
"WoWIE!!!"
"and the first 3 to cross the finish line wins! And if ur one of the UFE contestants (uh), you get to give your votes to someone else! If you don't have any votes, okay."
'flippy said no rules in this'
'surely itll go right!_'