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„Hello , my name is Park Jimin! Well ehh I am able to teleport and I really love dancing!“
The boy looked like a puppy, the same boy that attended his social studies class. Why had he been so stupid and not gotten all his credits earlier. Yoongi couldn’t believe how stupid he was. The puppy went on about his height and so on but Yoongi’s mind went completely elsewhere, back to the day where he met the boy of his dreams.
Scratch that, the boy that happened to be the victim of him not being able to control his powers. Suga sighed and crossed his arms. He hadn’t been in a good mood that day, again, the dream and when he entered the classroom all the chairs in the back had already been claimed, which meant he wouldn’t be able to get away with sleeping in this class. Well front row it was. He propped his head onto his arms and looked outside the window. Well at least he got a window seat. Suddenly it got loud, ugh shit why did he have to attend the same class as that Taehyung guy. When that boy entered hell broke lose and his well kept peace got crushed in an instant.
During all the loud screaming Yoongi had noticed someone sliding into the seat next to him. It couldn’t have been anyone else from his grade because, first everyone knew sitting next to Min Suga was one of the worst decisions you could make and secondly neither Namjoon or Hobi nor anyone else had been as stupid as him and gotten their needed credits this late.
He turned and greeted, well not really greeted but rather warned the stranger without thinking „My name is Min Yoongi, talk and I’ll end you“, when suddenly something hit him. Peaches and Mint. Fuck. Okay act normal, this is not the person in whose dreams you keep appearing, No this boy seems way too cheerfull! If someone messed with your dreams you would be pissed , right? Wait are people even able to distinguish between manipulated dreams and normal ones? No? No , yes no. Why was he only thinking about this now? The younger opened his mouth to say something but closed it again, he murmured something what sounded like an excuse and turned away from him.
They hadn’t talked since this incident.
Well done Min Yoongi! You are the best!
He sighed, only he was able to create huge messes like this, well there was nothing he could do now to change his introduction. The boy probably thought that he was just an asshole so why not keep the façade up or now, it would fit his normal image.
And as Eminem would say, snap back to reality.
It would be better to leave, Jiyoung at least had ended todays meeting so it would be fine right?
All the others were talking to each other. Having an uneven number of members actually was a good thing, because it gave him the opportunity to leave without having to talk to anyone.
Hurriedly Yoongi stood up and walked over to the gyms exit.
But no that is not what fate had in mind for him, suddenly something rather someone crashed into him full force. Of course it was the pup boy.
"Oh my god I AM SO SORRY!" Jimin said and tried to wipe of anything that could have been on yoongis clothes. "So sorry oh my god" The boy was red like a tomato, he seemed kind of afraid of Yoongis reaction.
"Watch out next time boy",he shrugged his shoulders, opened the door and left.
It would be better for everyone if Suga wouldn't get involved with him, keeping his distance for now would be the best, right?
Jimin obviously was super freighted after bumping into him, was he that scary?
There was only one thing to do, meet Jackson get smashed by eating ice cream and watching bad horror movies because sadly alcohol wasn't allowed on campus.
He had found that out a few years back. Jackson, a few other and him might or might have not once got super drunk and puked in the big fountain and stole a sheep. God knows where that sheep came from, nobody who had been there remembers it a 100%. For him it's just bits and pieces, but he totally remembers Jacksons clothes getting ripped while trying to climb over the academy's own zoos wall. He remembered that on that day Jackson had worn Naruto boxer shorts.
He tried to forget it but it had failed miserably.
He got his phone out and dialed a number
"Boy get your Naruto loving weeb ass over here "
"HEY YOU PROMISED ME THAT YOU WOULD NEVER EVER MENTION THAT AGAIN HYUNG, yeah okay wait"
Ha easy as pie to get the kid, but wait he wasn't even at his dorm himself, he sighed.His roommate probably was out again. This year he roomed with some chinese exchange student.
The guy was a bit weird always mumbling stuff like "swaggy T... that's me" but actually pretty nice. He knew a lot about a lot of people so when Yoongi wanted to catch up on campus gossip he exactly knew who to talk to. That boy could control time which is pretty cool so Yoongi was okay with that Swaggy T shit.
Wait did he even have his roomkey? Hastily he searched his pockets.
Feeling victorious as ever he pulled a small card that was attached to a little chain with a charm linked to it that looked like a angry bunny.
Okay one less thing to worry about.
But as always The universe felt like playing a joke on him.
"I'LL ATLEAST WALK YOU THERE!!"
Oh god no, as fast as possible Yoongi jumped behind the nearest tree. Man he loved this school for it's convient campus design.
"Jimin you really don’t have to, he is actually a rather sweet guy, please dont worry!"
"But Tae yesterday..!"
"YESTERDAY"
He could hear the boy put even from behind the tree he was hiding, ehm just standing behind.
NO YOONGI DIDN'T HAVE ANY CONFRONTATION ISSUES, maybe just a bit.
"Okay Tae, but only this once! If he ever makes u sad again tell me and I'll destroy him!"
It was hard to hold a laugh back. The pup wanted to 'destroy' that muscular bunny boy? He would need a push notification so he could get there in time and see that.
Ironically Yoongi noticed that he himself was kind of afraid of Jimin.
"Damm it" Yoongi murmured. He had lost himself in his thoughts and ran a hand through his hair. The conversation between the other two boys had stopped. Jimin probably let the other guy.
It should be safe now he thought to himself and started walking towards his dorm.
But not without feeling like he was being followed. Should he turn around and look? Nahh it probably only was his paranoia kicking in after nearly escaping Jimin.
He arrived and went to open the door and go in when he heard a small and faint "Thank you".
Fucking shit.
"No problem", Yoongi spluttered, getting filled with anxiety realizing that Fate actually not only liked to pull pranks on him but just generally seemed to love to make his life a living hell.
Yoongi wasn't sure if he should go inside directly but Jimin probably thought the same thing and they ended up going through the door together. The door hadn't been designed for stuff like that.
"Oh god I'm sorry!!" Both of them stuttered. Oh gosh this was just the worst.
"Wait did you just excuse yourself? What happened with ending me if I do something??" Jimin actually looked really shocked. Oh god Yoongi had made a terrible impression on him.
"Yes I did, and I am sorry for that morning, but it still kind of applies in mornings okay?"
Jimin seemed even more confused now.
"I'll just go" Yoongi fled the scene. That was the last apology this boy would ever hear from him. He wasn't alone for long because he could hear steps following him.
" Are you trying to stalk me or something??" Yoongi had turned around and looked Jimin dead in the eye.
" Ehh actually no I live on the fourth floor room 456 I just wanted to go take the elevator up there"
Yep. In this moment Yoongi died. He was no more. Never ever had he been this embarrassed and he had done a lot of shit. Not even that one video of him auditioning for the Talent Show two years ago could compare to this.
"Wait 456? I live in 457!"
"Oh you're rooming with Tao? He's such a cool dude man I wish I roomed with him! But I have Tae."
Yoongis face was blank. How did he never notice that? This was ridiculous. Like that one cringy fanficion he had read a few years ago about... no let's just end it here.
"So you're that fucker that always sings in the shower at 3 am when other people want to sleep!!"