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Damian_Desmond: So, @igyattsomethinginmyeye and @Space-n-stars67 , what happened to my grand, spectacular riddles and poems I gave you for the scavenger hunt?
STYLE QUEEN!: scavenger hunt?
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Oh!
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Erm.......
Space-n-stars67: We just gave them a bit of a glow up!
Damian_Desmond: You know I put extra gifts in the original spots, don't you? Now I have to go around school grabbing a bunch of chocolate and manga. I'm going to look insane.
peanutluvr: hey wait i was supposef to be the ome carrying it around
peanutluvr: you wete ok sith me looking insane??
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Wait, Ewen, how did you change your username? Wasn't it 69 before??
peanutluvr: haha funny number
STYLE QUEEN!: EVERYONE SHUT UP
STYLE QUEEN!: what are you guys talking about??? scavenger hunt??? chocolates???? manga????? what's happening?!?!?!
Damian_Desmond: I asked Anya if I could be her boyfriend and set up a scavenger hunt for her to do so; she accepted.
peanutluvr: heck yeag i did
Space-n-stars67: Congrats, man! See, that wouldn't have happened if we used your dumb, sappy, romantic hints and spots. Ours were wayyy better
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Is anyone going to mention how he said "if I could be her boyfriend"???
STYLE QUEEN!: FUCKING WHAT.
igyattsomethinginmyeye: WOAH, BLACKBELL! They just started dating; they aren't doing that yet!
STYLE QUEEN!: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????
peanutluvr: like 10 minuyes ago
STYLE QUEEN!: you had six hundred seconds to tell me and yet i'm hearing about it now?
peanutluvr: srry, damian fell with all the stufd he wad carring and the rose thorns cup up his hands. had to get surgival.
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Surgival?
peanutluvr: surgical*
peanutluvr: jackass
Space-n-stars67: What do you mean "surgical"?
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Hey, so can you stop gatekeeping and tell me how you changed your username?
Space-n-stars67: Shut up, Gyatt
peanutluvr: i had to put bandaids on him
peanutluvr: i fely like a top secret surgron
Damian_Desmond: Do tell, how does one feel like a top secret surgeon?
peanutluvr: through sexual gratification
Damian_Desmond: What
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Ugh, is this how it's going to be now? You two flirting in the group chat? 🙄
STYLE QUEEN!: i sure hope so!
Damian_Desmond: I don't believe a joke about surgeons being in the medical field purely for their own pleasure can be considered flirting. In fact, I recall Ewen and Emile performing the same joke just the other day. ...Odd, the amount of corrupt surgeon puns this particular group of individuals share.
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Okay but we were actually flirting
Space-n-stars67: Yeah, I feel homosexual tendencies whenever I read that beautiful username of his
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Awwww!
igyattsomethinginmyeye: Is that why you refuse to tell me how you changed your username?
Space-n-stars67: That, and I also believe Becky would stab me in the throat if I took that username away from her
STYLE QUEEN!: you know me so well<3
STYLE QUEEN!: now, damian, i need you to let that lady go so she can come back home and tell me allll about what occurred
Damian_Desmond: You say that as if she will be returning to your home.
STYLE QUEEN!: this would be a PERFECT moment to make a "she knows where home is" joke, but no, just let her go back to her own place
peanutluvr: r u waiting at my house
STYLE QUEEN!: hehe maybe
igyattsomethinginmyeye: @Damian_Desmond you gonna let Becky treat your woman like that?
Damian_Desmond: Well, for one, Anya is her own woman. Two, I knew what I was getting into when I asked her to date me.
peanutluvr: awwwww he doesnt see mr as an objrct !
Space-n-stars67: Couple goals!!!