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Part 1 of Drabble Dabble
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2016-07-04
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2016-12-31
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Happy Birthday Steve

Chapter 27: The Aftermath

Summary:

This is what happens when three idiots try to cook.

Notes:

This should be the second to last chapter, WHOO! But I'm pretty pissed that I didn't manage to complete my goal.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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They did not have this. Clint foolishly had thought that as she was a girl, that Natasha would know how to cook. It turned out that, Natasha was only good with knives when it involved stabbing people. When it came down to slicing vegetable into equal sized pieces for an omelette, Natasha did not know how to even hold a proper grip on the knife.

This resulted in haphazardly sized sliced, Clint bleeding from a gash up the outside of his arm and running his arm under cold water in the sink while his pan spat grape sized balls of flame.

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Also, you can come find me on Tumblr.

Notes:

My first drabble, oh wow. Also, oh wow, I DIDNT KILL ANYBODY. This is a lot bigger of an accomplishment than you'd think. I find it really hard not to kill anybody when I write. But I guess 100 words is easy enough without causing emotional scarring to you readers.

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