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Over time, we actually talked…way more than I thought we would.
arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling unfazedReaper [UR].
AC: :33 < hi kitty!
UR: OH HEY LEON
Most of the time we talk about random shit.
UR: AND THAT’S WHY WE SHOULD NUKE CANADA
AC: :OO < wow. I didn’t think of it like THAT!
UR: YEAH. GOOD THING IM HERE RIGHT?
AC: :33 < yesh!
This has been going on for… half a sweep I guess?
AC: *the kitty rolls over to the pretty girl*
UR: NO.
AC: :33 < pwease?
UR: NO.
AC: :33 < pwwwwwwwww33333333333333333333333333aassssssssss3333333333333333?
UR: OH GOD ALL THOSE FUCKING THREES.
UR: IF I SAY YES WILL YOU STOP?
AC: ;33 < mayb3333
UR: UGH, FINE.
UR: *THE GIRL PETS THE KITTY WHILE IT PURRS ON HER LAP*
AC: X33 < yay!
But then one day
AC: :xx < mew
UR: WHAT. WHATS WRONG NOW?
AC: :xx < uh nothing.
UR: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TELL ME WHATS WRONG.
AC: :xx < um, I wanted to ask you something.
UR: WELL HURRY THE FUCK UP.
AC: :xx < ok um
AC: :## < do you wanna um
AC: :##< hangout?
AC: :## < sometime?
AC: :!! < i mean you dont have too! Im just asking thats all.
At this point I questioned, what would we even do? Hes lives in a cave, somewhere in the forest.
What the fuck would we even do there. Unfortunately I already typed my answer far too quickly.
UR: WHY NOT I GUESS?
AC: O_O < really?
UR: YES. WHAT ARE YOU CHANGING YOUR MIND?
AC: X33 < nope! nope nope nope nope nope.
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yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayYAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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UR: BUT HERES THE THING.
UR: YOU LIVE IN A CAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST THAT I KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT.
AC: :33 < oh um
AC: :33 < i could help you by tracking you when you get near there!
AC: :33 < then I can lead you to my hive!
AC: :33 < im a good tracker I purromise! :33
I have to put my life in the hands of THIS guy, for ONE simple, fucking, visit. I mean he DID save it before but...ugh.
UR: FINE.
AC: :33 < y3333333333333sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UR: WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?
UR: ABOUT THE THREES?
AC: :xx < im sowwy
UR: ...ITS OK
UR: JUST *PLEASE* TRY NOT TO DO IT AGAIN OK?
AC: :33 < ok! :33
UR: ANYWAY IM GETTING OFF NOW, IM GOING TO ASK CRABDAD IF I CAN EVEN DO THIS VISIT.
AC: :33 < I hope he says yesh!
UR: ...ME TOO.
AC: :33 < goodbye kitty!
UR: LATER.
arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling unfazedReaper [UR]
Later...
SKRAW (NO)
“OH COME THE FUCK ON.”
SKRAW! (NO!)
IT'LL JUST BE FOR A FEW FUCKING HOURS.
ILL PACK MY OWN FOOD,WE'LL GET THROUGH. HE LIVED THERE PRETTY MUCH HIS ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.
...Skraw. (Fine.)
Fucking thank you...
SKRAW (ONE CONDITION)
What.
Skraw. (If he lays one finger on you, hes dead.)
(O_O) Um...ok.
Skraw. (Good, next hunting trip we'll go.)
I go up the stairs to my room.
Thanks dad.