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Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk started dating finally, to the surprise of no one.
They went on cringey dates, which Kim Dokja would keep commenting on how cringey they were to remind Yoo Joonghyuk that they were cringe, but free. And also Kim Dokja did not like being compared like those cringe TikkTokk couples who ate each other's faces on camera, and had to record every date to show off. Kim Dokja had standards, okay…Yoo Joonghyuk felt the same too, so it was perfect.
Kim Dokja did not know how touch starved he was until he began doing things only cringe couples talk about…he gets them now, he thinks, as he clings to his huge boyfriends chest, while said boyfriend edits a video or whatever. Kim Dokja squeezes the thick muscles in awe, gaping at how nice the flesh felt. Joonghyuk should really share his workout routine. (As if he would be able to work out like this determined man did…he ate like 8 meals a day, and worked out for more than an hour everyday, while Kim Dokja can hardly run for a few minutes without fainting.)
Yoo Joonghyuk ignored the whining of his lover, dutifully working on his newest upload.
“Joonghyuk~ Joonghyuk-ah~ Joonghyuk-ie~”
Kim Dokja frowned (pouted) as he failed to get his partners attention.
“Hyuk-ah!~”
“Hyuk-ieeeeee, what are you doing?”
“Oi…Yoo Joonghyuk…are you not responding on purpose?”
Kim Dokja smacked the man's chest, though it barely even tickled Yoo Joonghyuk. Was this retribution for what Kim Dokja did…this petty guy…he forgives but doesn't forget.
“I told you I was sorry…multiple times too!!”
Kim Dokja buried his face in Joonghyuk's hard, firm pecs again, nuzzling the skin. Yoo Joonghyuk trailed his hand down to pet Kim Dokja's head.
“Do you see how it feels.”
“You're so petty. I already apologized so many times…”
Kim Dokja's voice came out muffled as he tried to bury himself deeper into the body that was built like a Greek god.
“Hm. Did you?”
“You just like torturing me…”
Kim Dokja almost felt like whining now. His companion was a mean, cruel, unjust man-
“I'll make some Murim dumplings for us, after this.”
On second thought, Kim Dokja got a total hottie, a full package, the best boyfriend/lover/companion in the world.
“Thank you, Hyuk-ah~”
Kim Dokja climbed Yoo Joonghyuk to press a kiss on the other man's cheek, then the nose.
“Muah~ I have the most perfect hubby of all time. More like wife. You would make such a good wife…”
He giggled as he pulled back, ready to go back to laying on his boyfriend's chest, until Yoo Joonghyuk slammed his laptop shut, with a dark expression on his face. He picked up Kim Dokja by his thighs, and leaned in closer to his ear, whispering,
“You missed a spot,”
before kissing Kim Dokja deeply. Kim Dokja felt something poke him from behind as well…
Ah, when Kim Dokja said his boyfriend was the full package, he meant that his boyfriend also had a “full package” down there…
Kim Dokja wailed in horror at the fact.
“Wait-Wait! I have work tomorrow-”
“Don't care.”
“Noooooo-”
Well, it's Kim Dokja's well deserved punishment. He deserves it fully. Just leave it to Yoo Joonghyuk.