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How did he end up here? Wifies was walking over the capital city bridge with 'Theo' the new best friend Parrot had. The last thing that he rememberd before blacking out and laying on some sort of operation table was seeing a death message of a dog named Wifies. He doesnt remember /why/ the dogs name was Wifies or why it was a dog but he does know he had some sort of armor on... After that its all black till the flashing lights in a factory.
Theo was fiddling with with the straps of his pants, Wifies knew this was something Parrot did before they got to know eachother, like during Spoke's treasure hunt. He broke the silence "So..." Wifies began to speak "what are we doing again?" Theo looked up, suprised Wifies was making conversation and answerd "Well, now that Parrot is 'talking with The Owl' or something" He looked to the side, then moving his eyes back to Wifies. "I thought..." Theo looked unsure of his plan but continued. "Maybe we could... i don't know bro... campaign a bit?" Wifies looked confused, on his way here Theo /tried/ explaining something about an election on the server. A guy named LettuceK was trying to take it over, it reminded him a bit of the mafia but it was different.
"So what you are saying," Wifies replied. "Is that we help Parrot win an election by... Going door to door?" It sounded dumb for Wifies, Theo himself said he already tried it but, who is he to judge here? "...Yes?" Theo replied, trying to convince himself of this idea too. "Oh..." awkward silence filled the air after that, sure there already was but, this just made it worse.
After the silence they finally reached the end of the bridge and... Wifies looked amazed and suprised by how /this/ Capital City looked. The giant lion statues and the big tower in the middle, it was a large improvement from the last one most certainly. Theo cought the look on Wifies's face and replied. "Have you never seen Capital City before?" He said confused, scratching the back of his neck. Wifies nodded with some sort of hum of agreement. "Oh!" Theo said a bit flabbergasted, "I didn't expect that...Well," he continued. "what better way to get to know the city than promoting Parrot!" Theo's head made a movement towards the gate, like, kinda pointing at it. They entered the city.
The city was buzzing with activity, as they walked over the roads many things could be seen. For an instance, one of the players was handing out posters. Wifies looked next to him and saw Theo a bit annoyed at the person, as Wifies dubble checked he saw that the posters said 'the wrong canidate' as Theo would say. While in thought Theo talked "If we /want/ to do something this is the way..." he put a hand on Wifies's shoulder, "Let me cook bro." He walked towards the person and stood next to them. Wifies watched it go down.
Theo cleared his throat then began speaking, "Citizens of Capital City!" He said, trying to capture atention. "This person right here is sadly premoting the wrong canidate..." The player looked confused but let it go on, wanting to hear the end of this 'speach'. "See. The player who would /really/ help the server is ParrotX2," this wouldve been enough in Wifies's mind but Theo... well, wouldn't miss an opportunity to diss LAW and speak up about their wrong doings. "Dear players, if you think about it. LAW is only here for power. If you have been around in the time of The Invis Mafia," Shit. Ofcourse this bird would bring that up, Wifies wanted to interupt but a crowd was appearing around Theo. "You would SEE some similarities, like, for once they claim to care about the sever but... Did you see some guilt in Lettuce's face when he agreed to a 2 VS 1000 against the two strongest players of this server? One with a thought of their own would realize this isnt so smart, LAW tries to hide it with 'goodness' and 'rightfullness' but is that true? ParrotX2 needed to go as far to a place where they DID NOT KNOW ABOUT LAW to get votes. LAW does no helping further then spawn. You guys are BLINDED by LAW," Wifies now stood in the middle of the crowd trying to get trough. "They are using Wemmbu, one of the 2 players who got attacked by the 1000 players as a way to get votes, promising that they would exicute him 'when Lettuce is king' why not do it now? Its ridiculous! Who says LAW isnt going to destroy the server the SECOND. They have power!!! AND. In the defence of Wemmbu and Flamefrags. LAW hunted them, their only way to escape was the fight. And even now, LAW is not upholding their end of the deal. Exileling Flame. SO. I'm sorry if this sounded mean, WHICH IT DID! But to the players who voted for LettuceK. Just so you know you are helping this server to its END-" Theo got cut off by Wifies who finaly got trough the crowd and pushed him away and took control of the spiraling Theo. Wifies laughed an akward laugh and began to speak, "I'm sorry for my... friend here. Please go on your merry way..." Theo now getting up manged to get one sentance in, "SO VOTE FOR PARROT!" Wifies put his hand ontop of theo's mouth, shusing him, and put on a kind smile to the people in the crowd.
As everyone was now gone Wifies removed his hands, Theo was a tick annoyed at Wifies but Wifies began to speak before he got the chance to. "In your defense, it was a good speach," he said with a sigh "...I think." Theo rememberd that Wifies, of course, knows nothing of LAW. He felt a bit stupid after that but hey, you cant have anything while your the biggest bird I guess. "So," Wifies began again "what are we doing again?" He asked. "Oh, right, I didn't tell you that..." Theo responded. "I was thinking we hang up some of my AMAZING posters!" Wifies nodded, "...can i have some?" He asked. Theo gave a quick smile and ruffled trough his bag, Wifies did not know where he got it from or why he had it with him but, he didn't care that much. Theo found the posters and handed a stack over.
Wifies looked at the poster and just, stared. "...what?" Theo looked up from the bag and replied to the reaction, "I know, I know, there gorgeous, i'd be so stunned to if i saw them for the first time honestly!" Theo said proudly. "..." Wifies's brows scrunshed up a bit, then he looked at Theo with a slight smile appearing on his face. "Theo...." he began, "Do you... /know/ how to spell Parrot's name?" Wifies said. Theo realized what Wifies was talking about now and felt a bit embarresed. "Yes..." Wifies looked from the poster to Theo and then back again, then chuckled a bit "This says vote Parot, NOT Parrot..." Theo scratched the back of his neck, "I know bro... but, its not like there more Parrots in the election?" Theo tried saving himself with that, but he knew it was already a lost cause. "Welp, I guess you're right..." Wifies said, still smiling a bit after the joke.
They began hanging up posters, some attached to buildings, streetlanterns, anywhere that would fit really. While doing that Wifies walked by a wall that was clusterd in the posters, this was already done one time before but, it sure got some attention?
After most of the stack was gone, Wifies and Theo reunited. "What's next?" Wifies asked. "Well..." Theo said, "...uh, I- ...I don't really know low-key..." Theo answerd. "I did not think we would get this far honestly." That made sense I guess, they weren't really an optimal duo. Wifies was suprised they even made it this far. As they started to think Wifies heard a text message come in, it was Theo's. Now thinking about it, why does Theo /have/ a phone...? Theo saw how Wifies looked and began to speak, "oh, yeah, i forgot to turn it off... I was checking my socials this morning and..." Theo trailed off but Wifies was more confused about Theo having a social media account. What the fuck was that guy posting about... "So yeah, thats why, you know, im pretty famous if i may say the least!" Theo was still talking but Wifies cut him off. "What do you post?" He asked, "And can I see...? Maybe we could premote Parrot that way or so?" Theo nodded and pulled out his phone and began to brag "So! As you can see-" "Woah, hold up," wWifies stopped him. "WHY do you have over 1 million!?" Wifies thought he was seeing things, how could this guy be famous? And lets not even talk about the account! The username was 'TheBIGGESTbirdobald' which... just why? Combining Theobald with biggest bird is just... not that good. AND his latest post was complaining about the 'Northern Council' having inventory checks now? Wifies somewhat knew what northern counsil was, he was staying there for the time being but... he didn't get an inventpry check yet?
"...You didn't know?" Theo asked a bit bewilderd that Wifies does not know about his great sucsess. "...no?" Wifies answerd, he was sorta dead for quite a while, ofcourse he did not know. "Well, that's a shame... But you were saying something about posting a 'vote parrot' thing?" Wifies nodded, with this much followers it would be easy! Theo probably did it before but really, who cares. Theo began typing and... well, whatever, he made a photo of one of the posters with an extra P added with a pen. Then he clicked post.
"Done!" Theo said, as he closed his phone he saw the time and stared, it was already pretty late and the sun was comming down. Wifies saw Theo looking and realized it to. "Are we done?" Wifies asked. "It's already getting dark, we spent the whole day campaining..." Theo nodded, "Yeah I guess we are... should we go back?" Wifies was a bit confused and spoke, "uhm... to northern counsil? You think Parrot is okay with me staying again...?" Wifies had been staying with Theo and Parrot for the time being, but Parrot never really liked it. He seems to have something against him but no matter how hard Wifies tries, he can't seem to remember, its just a blackhole or something. "Ehhh, It'll be fine! Just follow me bro, its good." Wifies nodded and they began to walk back to the gates of Capital City, on their way to the Northern Council.