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Author crack - (read ramblings of a idiot)
Reactions -
Eric POV:
POV: you're Eric and you've just had your ankles broken by Shane
"On your feet buddy":
Shane POV:
"next time hey champ”:
Ilya POV: watching Shane pretend he doesn't know who the rookie is
A word from our sponser - the author
*crawls out of the darkness*
Guess who’s BACKKK!
Sorry it’s been awhile, I’ve been busy.. Working, reading, playing Stardew Valley, doing a puzzle on my floor, more reading…
Me: Busy
I have been trying to brainstorm some more fic ideas but my brain immediately goes straight to sassy Shane. Infusing some of Hudson’s chaotic energy into Shane is my drug of choice and you can pry it out of my cold dead, rigor mortis hands. Also my brain is just unable to think up anything else, just tapping away only to circle back to where I started
Good thing this is my realm and my word is law, I can do as I please ehehe
Also, Hockey it is barely played in my country and therefore I had to bullshit my way through writing this, sincerest apologies if anything is incorrect, the gifs were chosen because I watched them and thought 'yeah that looks tough, coming right up chef'
could I have done some research? Yes.
did I? Nope
*me making up my own hockey rules*
Anyway, check out my other fic Lion in Sheep's Clothing if you haven't already and you like multimedia fics, personally I like that fic significantly more than this one. Leave a Kudos if you enjoyed, drop a idea or prompt if you'd like, it might zap my smooth brain into having wrinkles with thoughts.
Here's some fics that I've enjoyed too if you want some more reading material, and some Tiktok links if you want something to watch
Don't say I never gave you nothing
Fic recs
Ilya's Hot Girl Summer by jsMika2
ride it out, hollander by rumraisinnnn
маскировка by ghosttotheparty
WAG Support Network by stabthroughme
how your garden grows by moonsock
Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship by sillylittlepal
so fast like before by sweetilyas (sweetjeons)
I have found so many more amazing fics, but I always forget to bookmark or subscribe to them and they get lost back to the void and I spend hours hunting down one fic, because as we've established I'm kind of an idiot. Oh well, what can you do
Speaking of which, if anyone knows what fic this is and can comment the name I will track you down and kiss you on the mouth, because I can't find it again ANYWHERE!
Where Shane and Ilya are swimming at the cottage and Ilya's necklace falls off, Ilya shuts down very distraught and Shane keeps diving around until he finds it.
Tiktok links
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmHCoYMM/
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmHX9uc3/
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmHCpkKA/
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmHXr5AF/
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmHXjMxr/
I have nothing to add to these, they speak for themselves 10/10
That's all I've got... for now
Your memories of reading this fic are now gone - you can read for first time again
you've also been blinded, you are so welcome