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(Kinoshita, Asahi, Hinata)
Kinoshita: i fuckin SEE you asahi
Asahi: OH like YOURE one to talk ???
Kinoshita: we are talking about YOU bitch don’t change the subject
Asahi: it’s technically the same subject if you think about it
Kinoshita: hey
Kinoshita: shut the fuck up
Hinata: weird vibe in here
Hinata: what the heck is happening lmao
Asahi: sashhiieiiiedsj dsfklwpoejwksdlhjklm,
Kinoshita: asahi is busy :)
Hinata: what :’)
Kinoshita: don’t worry about it :)
Hinata: are you guys sitting next to each other why are you texting 😂
Asahi: BECAUSE SASHI DOESNT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIS CURSH OUT LOUD
Kinoshita: MY CURSH HAHAHAHAHA HA
Asahi: stfu :)
Kinoshita: no :)
Asahi: eat my ass?
Kinoshita: orrrrrrrrr
Kinoshita: you could eat YOUR cursh’s ass-
Asahi: O H B O Y
Asahi: STOP TALKING
Kinoshita: what? you dont wanna talk to ur best friends in the whole world about who you like? 👀
Asahi: I DON’T LIKE ANYONE SHUT UP
Hinata: fundamentally untrue ashai you like most people
Kinoshita: HA
Asahi: that was sweet ig
Hinata: i see how it is
Asahi: do you now
Hinata: so you have a cursh
Asahi: WELL
Asahi: kinoshita is crushing hard on KYOUTANI
Kinoshita: HEY
Hinata: who? 🤔
Kinoshita: bruh 😔
Asahi: his head looks like a tennis ball lol
Hinata: ohhh him!
Hinata: is that why you like him sashi? bc you like balls? 😂😂
Asahi: H A
Kinoshita: DFJWOFJWF
Hinata: WAIT
Hinata: from seijoh???
Kinoshita: oh my god
Asahi: guess the crow’s outta the bag huh?
Kinoshita: don’t be cute asshole
Asahi: 👼
Hinata: NO CUZ ISN’T THAT THE GUY I GAVE YOU HIS NUMBER FOREVER AGO???
Kinoshita: OKAY YES AND???
Hinata: ANDDDDDDDDDD have yall hung out yetttt???
Kinoshita: OKAY WELL
Kinoshita: NO BUT
Hinata: omfg pathetic
Kinoshita: WELL I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH EYES ON SOMEONE FROM SEIJOH SO!!
Asahi: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🙈
Hinata: wait
Hinata: wait wait wait
Hinata: wait
Hinata: do ALL of us have a crush on someone from seijoh????
Kinoshita: oh my god
Asahi: oh my god??
Hinata: HAHAHA
Hinata: insane what is wrong with us
Asahi: sashi quit typing
Kinoshita: 🤪
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Kageyama hands Hinata a meat bun as soon as they’re outside Coach’s shop. They head toward Hinata’s place to do homework; or at least they plan to. They usually get sidetracked if Yachi isn’t there to keep them focused. Kageyama frowns. “I wish Yachi was coming today.”
Hinata nods. “Yeah. Freaking Tanaka. Monopolizing her time,” he grumbles. Kageyama huffs a laugh.
“I’m gonna flunk out and then I won’t even be able to play volleyball and it’s all Yachi’s fault!”
Hinata cackles. “You should text her that.” Kageyama rolls his eyes.
“Or, even better, text that to Tanaka!”
Kageyama snorts. “Actually yeah, I might do that.”
Hinata snickers before he takes a bite of his meat bun just as his phone rings. He blinks before chewing faster and swallowing. He answers without looking at who’s calling. “Hello?” A moment of pause; a sigh. “Not right now, man, I’m busy.”
Kageyama blinks when Hinata hangs up suddenly. He continues walking like nothing happened. Kageyama laughs. “Kuroo?”
Hinata huffs a laugh. “Yeah. I’ll probably add him and Bokuto to the group chat soon. I think it’s been long enough.”
“Putting them out of their misery?” he smirks.
Hinata laughs, “More like mine!”
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(Kuroo, Bokuto, Hinata)
Kuroo: Hinnnaaattttaaaaaaaaa
Bokuto: shoooyyyyyoooooouuuuuu
Kuroo: HINATA SHOYOU
Kuroo: STOP IGNORING UUUSSSSS
Bokuto: PLEAAAASSSSEEEEE
Bokuto: 😭😭😭
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(c'mon grab ur friends)
Tangerine: i’m sorry tsukki.
Buttercup: no.
Tangerine: it’s time.
Buttercup: noooo
Tangerine: i could only hold them off for so long...
Buttercup: i admire your strength, soldier. you held out longer than i expected.
Kenma: please... no...
Tangerine: i cant take it anymore im sorry 😭
Tangerine: it was funny for a while but now they’re pissing me ooooffff :)
Buttercup: they tend to do that.
Kenma: period
Sonic: they’ll be able to see that
Tangerine: fucking good
Kenma: dont care
Buttercup: twas a blissful 5 days
Kenma: good things never last i guess
Sonic: lol
Tangerine: be niceee guysss
Buttercup: i don’t know the meaning of the word
Tangerine: tsukki? admitting to not knowing something?
Buttercup: wait-
Tangerine: nope! no takesies backsies!!
Kenma: gottem
Buttercup: .
Tangerine: AAANNNYYWAAAYYSSSSS
Buttercup: at least i was able to delay it by just a little more...
Kenma: i appreciate it nonetheless
Tangerine: 🙄
Buttercup: i didn’t do it for you
Kenma: i DiDnT dO iT fOr YoU
Buttercup: don’t call me. don’t come by my house. it’s over.
Kenma: oh BOO HOO
Bebby Bazbear: whats with all the dramatics lmao
Tangerine: oh my fucking god-
Tangerine has added Bokuto, Akaashi, Kuroo
Bebby Bazbear: ohh new people!!
Tangerine: they wouldnt stop spamming me and calling me and begging me to be added lol
Bebby Bazbear: damn they must be desperate
Buttercup: they are.
Tangerine: can't lie they are 🤷
Kenma: and thus my safe haven shrivels into dust
Tangerine: youre so dramatic 🙄
Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY
Buttercup: this is my 13th fucking reason.
Kuroo: Hello tsukki
Buttercup: stop calling me that
Bokuto: BEBBY BAZBEAR
Bebby Bazbear: yo thats me
Bokuto: do you like fnaf too??
Bebby Bazbear: “too” you say?
Bokuto: YES!!!
Bebby Bazbear: walk with me
Tangerine: respectfully, go to DMs
Bokuto: sir yes sir!
Bebby Bazbear: 🫡
Akaashi left the chat
Tangerine added Akaashi to the chat
Akaashi: why
Buttercup: i tried to leave too, once upon a time
Akaashi: and they didnt let you, i see. wonderful
Tangerine: cmon akaashi it’ll be funnnnnnn
Akaashi: hmm
Buttercup: please akaashi ur the only sane one dont leave me here with the rest of them
Kenma: okay i just wont let you borrow my copy of detroit become human then
Buttercup: oh please, we both know i didnt mean you
Kenma: good answer
Buttercup: it was always the answer 🙄
Buttercup: i think we should just kick kuroo and bokuto and then it’ll be fine probably
Akaashi: that’s a solid plan
Kuroo: Tf did i do?
Akaashi: alphabetically or numerically
Kuroo: No thanks
Bokuto: HEY!
Tangerine: hi bokuto!!!
Bokuto: hinata!! my disciple!!!
Tangerine: no one’s getting kicked
Bokuto: shoyou to the rescue!!
Buttercup: you’re such a spoilsport.
Tangerine: i am not!
Buttercup: you’ll be hearing from my lawyer
Tangerine: and you’ll never win and i’ll have all your money and i’ll spend most of it on natsu and you’ll be out on the streets and then what will you do
Tangerine: bitch
Buttercup: good grief
Kuroo: How old are you??? “Good grief”???
Bokuto: bro. you literally said exactly that 2 days ago i remember
Akaashi: yea and milk shot out of your nose cuz i called him an old man 😂
Buttercup: i’m going dark.
Tangerine: LMFAOO
Bebby Bazbear: idk who these new people are but they’re funny
Bokuto: heck yeah we are
Kuroo: Freddy fast bear????
Bebby Bazbear: hello my name is markiplier and welcome back to five nights at freddys
Kenma: oh no. another one.
Kuroo: says the actual literal gamer here??
Kenma: i’m not the one obsessed with the fnaf lore
Buttercup: oh god...
Montgomery Gator: i heard fnaf lore
Tangerine: from WHERE??
Montgomery Gator: i heard kenma’s screams of anguish
Bokuto: LOL
Kenma: sorry for your troubles
Montgomery Gator: scream quieter next time perhaps
Kenma: i’ll do my best
Montgomery Gator: much appreciated
Amy rose: he saw the notif on my phone :p
Montgomery Gator: spoil sport
Amy rose: :(
Tangerine: I’LL FIGHT
Amy rose: with YOUR noodle arms??
Tangerine: wtf????
Tangerine: i play VOLLEYBALL yachi!
Tangerine: ARM sport???
Amy Rose: AND THEY STILL LOOK LIKE THAT??? HAHAHAHA
Tangerine: the disrespect???//
Tangerine: i’m not fighting FOR you anymore i’m fighting WITH you
Amy rose: beefing with my boyfriend AND my best friend???? what in the lemon lime fruit gushers has this world come to
Bokuto: is that a real flavor?
Amy rose: no idea
Bebby Bazbear: i’m like 90% sure it’s not
Amy Rose: was fun to say tho so who’s the real winner
Bebby Bazbear: i suppose that would be you 🤷
Amy Rose: it’s certainly not ryuu 😂
Montgomery Gator: i was MESSIN with yaaaa
Sonic: for an arm sport my legs be doing a lot of the work
Amy Rose: SJDFOAJDSHHAHAHAHA
Amy Rose: L SHOYOU
Tagnerine: hello darkness my old friend...
Tagnerine: since obviously none of you are
Sonic: soz
Amy Rose: PFFFTTTT
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Bokuto: adventure time c’mon grab ur friends
Kuroo: We’ll go to very distant lands
Kenma: with jake the dog and finn the human
Akaashi: the fun will never end
Bokuto: its adventure-
Kuroo: -TIME!!!!
Tangerine: honestly i’m more surprised that hasn’t happened yet already lmao
Bokuto: i love adventure time!!!
Kuroo: We know kou
Bokuto: I LOVE BMO!!!!!!
Tangerine: baseedddd
Kuroo: Locked n loaded
Tangerine: you make no sense :p
Kuroo: You just dont understand me
Akaashi: no one understands you
Kuroo: .
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Kenma: what is life but the pointless agonizing passage of time
Kuroo: Oh god
Tangerine: u good fam?
Kenma: nothing even matters anymore
Bebby Bazbear: are u okay????
Kenma: fucking. got killed by a fuckin skeleton.
Mephiles: in m i n e c r a f t ?
Kenma: no oikawa i got fuckin killed by a skeleton in real l i f e
Mephiles: okay well???
Kuroo: Oh my god i knew itbwasnt smth serjous jfc
Kenma: you die in the game you die in real life.
Tangerine: i shouldve known tbh
Kuroo: You really shouldve
Tangerine: YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK MISTER
Kuroo: No one ASKED you
Tangerine: count your days asshole.
Kenma: it’s serious TO ME
Kuroo: Kenma go to sleep idiot
Kenma: dont care didnt ask
Tangerine: GO TO S L E E P
Kenma: ok damn no need to yell
Tangerine: Goodnight, Kenma.
Kenma: fear.
Kenma: goodnghit
Tangerine: :)
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(Akiteru, Kei)
Akiteru: Hey! I’m coming up to visit soon!
Kei: oh brother
Akiteru: You could even say your only brother
Akiteru: :D
Kei: i hope your train gets delayed and then crashes
Akiteru: :’)
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Hinata stands at the edge of the roof's ledge, looking down at the city below. "Do you ever feel like everything is so massive, and you're so small?"
Tsukishima hums next to him. "Yeah."
Yachi climbs onto the ledge next to Hinata and sits with her feet against the outside wall. "My entire life."
"Makes you feel insignificant." Yamaguchi agrees, sitting on the floor of the roof, leaning against the wall between Yachi and Tsukishima. He stares up at the darkening sky.
"I'm glad we're all here, though." They all turn to look at Kageyama as he sits down next to Yamaguchi. "At the same school. On the same team. On this roof."
Yamaguchi grins at him, leaning his head on Kageyama's shoulder. "Yeah."
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(Backbones of this TEAM)
Yachi: if i have to break up one more stupid argument between yuu and ryuu i think i’m going to throw hands
Yamaguchi: i’m sure throwing hands with those two will definitely solve the fighting problem
Hinata: 100%
Hinata: you should try it
Yachi: yall so unserious
Tsukishima: you say that to the 2 that started the group chat with like 200 different schools we play against
Hinata: now that’s just a lie
Yamaguchi: yeah there’s not even that many schools in our district!
Yachi: yeah you make a good point tsukki
Tsukishima: i always do
Yamaguchi: shut up tsukki
Tsukishima: bruh
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(Tha CrewTM)
Noya: icecream icecream icecream
Noya: 🍦🍦🍦🍦
Noya: coach’s shop
Noya: 20 minutessss
Noya: PLEAAASSEEEE PEAASEE
Noya: peas 🫛
Noya: please peas 🙏🫛
Noya: <3
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Tanaka unwraps one of the popsicles he’s holding and hands it to Noya who blinks, then grins and takes it. “Thanks, Ryuu!”
Tanaka smiles, ruffling his hair before opening his own popsicle. “Of course.”
“Do you think they’ll be here soon?” Noya says with a mouth full of his treat, bouncing on the balls of his feet. Tanaka grins fondly at him.
“What? You bored of me already?” Noya sticks his tongue out at him, his popsicle sticking to his tongue and making him giggle a little. Tanaka laughs, wrapping an arm around him and pulling him close. He smiles softly when Noya leans against him. He can't help dropping a kiss on the top of his head.
“Nah, I could never be bored of you, Ryuu.” Tanaka blushes bright red, burying his face in his boyfriend’s hair. He opens his own popsicle, arm still wrapped around Noya’s shoulders, struggling a little in front of Noya’s face. Noya just leans against him, unhelpful and enjoying his own ice-cream. Not obliviously; his hands are full of two other popsicles; three including his own, and he couldn’t possibly be bothered to help his boyfriend out.
Noya is halfway through his treat when Kiyoko and Yachi come into view, their hands linked, deep in conversation. Tanaka notices them first and grins, starting to walk toward them. Noya looks up when Tanaka lifts his arm from his shoulder, eyes lighting up when he sees the girls.
“Kiyoko! Hitoka!” Noya exclaims. Yachi looks over and smiles widely.
“Yuu!!” She lets go of Kiyoko’s hand to run into Noya’s arms. He grins, catching her and spinning her a couple times. She giggles, giving him a sweet kiss when he sets her down. He hands them each a popsicle, then takes Yachi’s hand when she has hers opened.
“Let's go to the park!” Noya jumps in excitement. Yachi grins, popping her ice-cream in her mouth and squeezing his hand while grabbing Tanaka’s, who also snags Kiyoko’s as Noya and Yachi start dragging them away toward the park.
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(Backbones of this TEAM)
Yachi: when your boyfriends are fighting and your girlfriend is egging them on???
Yachi: like kiyoko?? hello??? girl i didn’t expect this from you 😭
Hinata: she lowkey evil i’m not even kidding
Yamaguchi: TRUTH BOMB
Hinata: get this man a true
Tsukishima: wtf are yall doing that incurs the wrath of kiyoko? she’s always been so chill around me
Yachi: look at who you’re asking tsukki i don’t think you actually want that answered lmao
Tsukishima: you right forget i asked
Hinata: sorry we like to have fun 🤷
Yamaguchi: remember fun tsukki?
Tsukishima: back in my day fun was an excuse to bully tadashi
Yamaguchi: HEY
Hinata: “back in my day” old man soundin ass
Tsukishima: says the elder of the chat
Hinata: now now don’t get so hastyyyyy
Yamaguchi: nowadays fun is an excuse to bully shoyou LOL
Tsukishima: you’re joking but he makes it so easy
Hinata: RELEASE ME FROM MY PRISON
Yachi: you opened this can of worms. now lie in it.
Hinata: i didn’t actually but i’ll lie in the can of worms regardless thanks
Tsukishima: ok worm boy
Yamaguchi: WORM BOY
Yachi: worm boy :)
Hinata: i’ll take what i can get
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(c'mon grab ur friends)
Party poison changed Tangerine’s name to Worm Boy
Pointdexter: what even tf
Party poison: long story don’t ask
Worm Boy: tis my destiny.
Pointdexter: okay worm boy. good day worm boy
Worm Boy: thank you have a nice day