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You know who I am☑️@tonystark
@peterxparker @harleykenner why did jarvis just alert me to a fire in YOUR lab??
#1intern☑️@peterxparker
You hear sum @harleykenner ?
Potatogunlover☑️@harleykenner
@peterxparker nope , not a peep darlin 🤷🏻♂️
#1intern☑️@peterxparker
@tonystark see nothing to worry about 😌
JARVIS☑️@jarvis
@tonystark @peterxparker @harleykenner @NYFD there is in fact a quickly growing fire in mr.parker’s lab, I have alerted the fire department . And mr.parker I suggest you take a break, your heartrate has been elevated since mr.kenner’s reply.
#1intern☑️@peterxparker
@jarvis why do you hate me ☹️?
Potatogunlover☑️@harleykenner
@jarvis snitch ass robot 😒 and was tagging the fire department necessary 😒?
You know who I am☑️@tonystark
@peterxparker @harleykenner how did you start a fire ?
#1intern☑️@peterxparker
@tonystark I have no idea , it just happened 🤷🏻♂️
JARVIS☑️@jarvis
VIDEO.AVI ( the video starts with both Harley and peter working at a desk in the lab. Peter is working with chemicals while Harley is using tools to repair what looks to be an old ironman suit. Harley is sweating and covered in oil. He lifts the bottom of his shirt to wipe his forehead, revealing his abs. peter then drops a vile onto an active bunsen burner causing the fire to grow uncontrollably. You see them both panic trying to put the fire out. The video cuts after that)
Randomuser93@rando
@jarvis this is the best thing I’ve seen 😭
The guy in the chair@thenedster
@peterxparker bro lock in 😭
MJ@nonotthesinger
Yeah never living this down 💀
Destiellover46@destiel4life
This is better than ANY reality show I’ve ever seen 💀
Potatogunlover☑️@harleykenner
@peterxparker if you wanted to see me shirtless you could have just asked 😉 no need to start fires.
#1intern☑️@peterxparker
@jarvis snitch ass robot 😒
You know who I am☑️@tonystark
@peterxparker seriously kid 🤦🏻♂️
#1intern☑️@peterxparker
@tonystark oh don’t even mr.” yeah steve it would so much easier for you to train shirtless 🥺” I know what you are 😒
You know who I am☑️@tonystark
@peterxparker ok you win , but this is not over young man . and I also know what you are 🫵🏻
MJ@nonotthesinger
@tonystark at this point I think WE ALL know what @peterxparker is 💀
#1intern☑️@peterxparker
@nonotthesinger oh do not make me bring up @shurithebest 😒