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It’s after school! Clubs will start soon…
Wait.
FREAK! I have to go to that Host thing. Shangit! I rather watch Gacha videos than do this.
I put on music as I walk, knowing I’ll be dragged anyway. Will Stetson is such a PEAK artist! Does he exist in this universe? No idea. But probably not, not like I care. I can still listen to it! Hehe..
Then I’m getting dragged…. Again.
Time shangit.
While I’m getting dragged I check under my sleeves and gloves to see if my bandages are falling off. Luckily they’re not, thank Time. I pull back down my sleeves. I also pull back up my gloves and we’re almost there.
I’m now looking like a certain bandaged freak from the Bungo Stray Dogs universe…
Anyway! I’m now in the Host club. Luckily before I went back to class I got to know all of their names. I’m to tired for this.
I also already told the I don’t use formalities because I’m really unfamiliar with it. They were kinda surprised suspecting me to be very formal. But they did say it was ok. Not what I was going for but ok.
I’m walking to Mori which is sitting down, I sit by him. I open a book, the book was No longer Human in English so no one can know what I’m reading.
Wait.. Does this even exist here? Eh, whatever. It probably does.
Suddenly Honey is right by me. “What are you reading?” Honey says.
“Oh! Um.. I’m reading No Longer Human.” I say praying he doesn’t know this book..
“Thats a sad title.” He says with a frown. I sadden because I get sad when cute things get sad..
“Don’t worry it’s not that sad!” I lie trying to cheer him up. I cannot really smile that much so I just try to smile let’s hope it’s not that scary. Thankful he gets cheered up by that.
Later.
Now I’m in front a couple of girls. When the freak did this happen???
I put my books to the side. I tilt my head and put a finger on my check with this smug expression on. Trying to act as cool for the audience. So then when my act is all done the curtain call can come to an end…
“Oh~ Come to see this little beast?~ Keke” I laughed. ‘I HATE MY LIFE! WHY DID I SAY THAT!’. Strangling myself in my mind as they blush and I take my finger off my check.
‘IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF THIS IS SO CREEPY AND CRINGE AHHHHH, why do I sound like Kokichi Ouma?’ I try to calm myself as I’m internally trying to stop crashing out.. Thats what kids say these days right?
“I come with an offering then!” One of the girls say, she than pulls out an a very exquisite strawberry cake. Her eyes filled with stars.. I’m scared..
I take it, and takes a bite. “Maybe I let you guys feed me if you bring more~” I say sweetly. “Now go you little bunnies, I’m was having a great time at this school~” I than say coldly. I hate my life… Ew. Ew. EWWWW! WHY BUNNIES???? THAT WAS MY FAVORITE ANIMAL!
“Kyaa~ He really is a Kuudere!” The girls say in unison.
‘Oh. I don’t like this mask I’ve made…” I think as they walk away. I am sweating, what was that… I am internally choking my brain and killing myself after.
Then the twins drag me to meet their clients, “This is Hayami Kiyoshi!” They both say with excitement.
I put on my smug mask, “Yolo~ ¿Encantado de conocerte?” I say as I put a finger on my cheek. With an innocent look of confusion.
“You speak Spanish?!” They all ask. They all look so astonished. ‘No I speak cat. WHAT DO YOU THINK?!’
“Ah~ Sí, sí, lo hago! Keke~” giggling at their faces. I am really annoyed.
They look so dumb founded I was trying so hard hold to my laugh in. “Well Konijntjes I’ll be on my way Au revoir!” I can speak many languages as the god of knowledge! I walk away.. Kehehe! Well at least I got a laugh out of it.
“How many languages can you speak?!”
‘Ugh as many I want to! This is annoying.’ I hate this life…