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We’re all best friends I swear:
Banned from Mario Kart: Hey guys, barring an actual emergency we aren’t going to be stopping until the hotel, just a heads up.
Princess: Got it!
Ultimate lockpicker: sorry again
Stinky >:(: It’s fine Sora, I had fun on the hike
Salty sweet: Me too! Plus it let me get some gorgeous shots from the trail
Rapunzle: It was nice to sketch in peace with Xion and Terra ^_^
Princess: Oh right you still haven’t shown me those!
Arsonist: Everyone is banned from talking Roxas fell asleep
Ultimate lockpicker: omg no way everyone shut up
Stinky >:(: ?
Salty sweet: Roxas doesn’t sleep until he physically can’t stay awake anymore
Stinky >:(: Isn’t that all of us…?
Salty sweet: Do you fall asleep once every three days? Minimum?
Stinky >:(: Oh.
Evil Twin: Mom tried to get him to try melatonin once and his schedule got worse out of spite.
Rapunzle: Sometimes if I bug him enough he’ll take a quick nap, but never enough to be healthy.
Arsonist: So in conclusion all of you shut up
Ultimate lockpicker: i have a fun game we can play
Evil Twin: Nope. No. Absolutely not.
Rapunzle: Huh?
Rythm addict: Oh wait no he’s right
Ultimate lockpicker: don’t listen to them they’re just mad they suck at it
Evil Twin: The color blue Sora?
Ultimate lockpicker: i was being so obvious
Salty sweet: I feel like I have to play now
Ultimate lockpicker: awesome no take backsies
Ultimate lockpicker: it’s called i spy with my everything eye
Princess: Oh wait I’ve heard of this, a streamer I like played it
Stinky >:(: I’m worried about Ven and Vanitas’ reactions.
Ultimate lockpicker: shhhh they don’t know what they’re talking about
Ultimate lockpicker: anyways so you basically just pick something and have other people guess it using yes or no questions
Ultimate lockpicker: the catch is that it can be literally anything
Evil Twin: This bitch chose 3:30 on a Tuesday afternoon one time.
Ultimate lockpicker: that was a fun night
Rythm addict: No it wasn’t.
Salty sweet: I’m starting to regret my decision
Ultimate lockpicker: too late anyways i spy with my everything eye something starting with P
Evil Twin: Is it something sentient?
Ultimate lockpicker: no
Salty sweet: Is it an object?
Ultimate lockpicker: kind of
Evil Twin: wtf do you mean kind of.
Ultimate lockpicker: ok yes
Princess: Is it something you can hold?
Ultimate lockpicker: yes
Stinky >:): Is it red?
Ultimate lockpicker: no
Rythm addict: Is it man made?
Ultimate lockpicker: yes
Arsonist: I’m already lost.
Rapunzle: So it’s a man made non-sentient object you can hold, and it’s not red.
Rythm addict: You’re a life saver I was already forgetting some stuff.
Rapunzle: I try my best ^_^
Princess: Sora what on earth is this??
Ultimate lockpicker: :)
Princess: ????
Stinky >:(: Does it have the letter A in its name?
Ultimate lockpicker: nope
Arsonist: Ok wait
Arsonist: Does it have any vowels in it?
Ultimate lockpicker: yep
Arsonist: Which ones?
Ultimate lockpicker: yes or no questions Axel
Arsonist: Why was that weirdly threatening??
Rythm addict: Vanitas use your twin telepathy what’s the answer?
Evil twin: Not how that works.
Rythm addict: But you aren’t denying it?
Evil twin: Sora does it have an E in it?
Ultimate lockpicker: yes
Princess: Wait a minute
Princess: Ohhh
Salty sweet: ??
Salty sweet: Don’t leave us hanging???
Princess: Is it a video game?
Ultimate lockpicker: yes
Princess: I couldn’t figure out why he was so confused on the object question
Rapunzle: I’d say a video game is an object.
Evil twin: Is it Pokemon?
Ultimate lockpicker: which one :)
Evil twin: Fuck
Arsonist: Just because Terra’s asleep doesn’t mean you can swear dude
Rapunzle: You haven’t called him out any other time Axel
Arsonist: Wait what
Arsonist: …shit
Princess: Axel!
Arsonist: Woops anyways diamond and pearl next question
Ultimate lockpicker: nope
Rythm addict: Is it one of the mainline entries?
Ultimate lockpicker: yes
Rapunzle: Is it sword?
Ultimate lockpicker: yep
Princess: Wait seriously?
Stinky >:(: Naminé how did you know that?
Evil twin: I thought you said you didn’t like Pokemon?
Rapunzle: I got that one for my birthday a couple years ago. I didn’t enjoy it that much, but I liked the character customization.
Salty sweet: Oh right you did mention that!
Princess: Our aunt isn’t the best at gift giving but she tries ‘^_^
Ultimate lockpicker: since Naminé is the best at this game she gets to pick next
Rapunzle: Oh! I don’t have any ideas though…
Ultimate lockpicker: it can be anything you want
Rapunzle: Alright, I spy with my everything eye something starting with the letter V.
Princess: Is it something living?
Rapunzle: Nope!
Arsonist: Is it something blue?
Rapunzle: Not typically, no.
Arsonist: ???
Stinky >:(: Not to pick the same question twice, but does it have an A in its name?
Rapunzle: Yes it does! Multiple actually :D
Ultimate lockpicker: free advice Naminé try not to give away too much information
Evil twin: Shut up or we’ll be here for hours.
Rapunzle: I’m trying to wrap up the game before we make it to the hotel so we can all head to bed :)
Ultimate lockpicker: fair enough
Rythm addict: Is it something you can pick up?
Rapunzle: No
Arsonist: Does it have a physical form?
Rapunzle: No it does not
Evil twin: Oh god we’re gonna be here all day.
Rapunzle: :)
Rapunzle: I’m understanding why Sora likes this game so much.
Salty sweet: I’m understanding Ventus and Vanitas’ reactions to it :(
Evil twin: Welcome to Hell.
Arsonist: Is it a time?
Rapunzle: Not numerically, but it is time related.
Princess: It’s so fun to watch everyone realize just how secretly messed up my sister is.
Rapunzle: :)
Evils twin: Sick but also wtf
Ultimate lockpicker: Is it red?
Rapunzle: Red is one of the colors often associated with it.
Stinky >:(: Is it Christmas?
Rapunzle: No
Salty sweet: Fourth of July?
Rapunzle: Nope
Evil twin: Wait Valentine’s Day idiots it starts with V
Rapunzle: Correct!
Ultimate lockpicker: i totally forgot the letters tbh
Arsonist: Wait what was up with the blue question???
Rapunzle: It’s not common, but I’ve seen some blue valentines decorations.
Rapunzle: Also I knew it would mess with you ^_^
Arsonist: You wound me :0
Private chat:
Evil twin: Dude Naminé’s kinda cool
Ultimate lockpicker: i mean i’ve been saying that for years but yeah
Evil twin: idk she’s always been nice to me, but not as fun as on this trip.
Ultimate lockpicker: it’s good that she’s letting loose
Evoke twin: What do you mean?
Ultimate lockpicker: it’s not my story to tell but when i met her she was a lot more shy and nervous
Evil twin: Huh.
Ultimate lockpicker: this trip in particular has helped a lot
We’re all best friends I swear:
Sora’s favorite: We’re here everyone! Axel could you wake Roxas up?
Arsonist: Nah I’ll just carry him if that’s alright with you, he needs sleep
Sora’s favorite: If you’re up for it that’s fine :)
Banned from Mario Kart: Everyone grab your bag and wait for us to check in, we’ll show you the room in a minute.
Evil twin: Ok show of hands who’s up.
Evil twin: No way no one is.
Private chat:
Rapunzle: I am, but let’s not wake anyone, especially Terra Aqua and Axel.
Evil twin: Got it.
Rapunzle: So what did you want to talk about?
Evil twin: Idk I was mostly just bored.
Rapunzle: Do you wanna play I spy?
Evils twin: God no you are way too good at that game.
Rapunzle: I’ll take that as a compliment ^_^
Evil twin: That reminds me
Rapunzle: ?
Evil twin: What’s the story behind the name? You already had that when you joined the group chat.
Rapunzle: It’s a bit of an inside joke with me and Sora.
Rapunzle: After we became friends, Tangled was the first movie we watched together
Rapunzle: He started comparing me a lot to her, and afterwards changed my contact name for me.
Evil twin: I can see it. You’re both blonde artists.
Rapunzle: Yeah.
Rapunzle: We have a couple other things in common too
Evil twin: Such as…?
Rapunzle: Well, we were both very… sheltered growing up.
Evil twin: Oh.
Rapunzle: My father is nowhere near as bad as Gothel or anything, but he can be kind of strict and overprotective.
Rapunzle: I was honestly surprised he let me be on this trip at all.
Evil twin: Kairi’s out all the time?
Rapunzle: She and him… don’t really get along.
Evil twin: Got it.
Evil twin: Sorry.
Rapunzle: It’s no big deal, most days are fairly normal.
Evil twin: My grandfather used to be pretty strict too before he died.
Rapunzle: Oh? I’ve never heard Sora mention a grandfather
Evil twin: Him and Roxas didn’t see him as much, me and Ventus took piano lessons from him.
Rapunzle: You know how to play piano?
Evil twin: I haven’t touched one in years, don’t ask.
Rapunzle: Got it.
We’re all best friends I swear:
Ultimate lockpicker: well now i am thanks
Evil twin: My pleasure.
Rapunzle: Sorry Sora!
Ultimate lockpicker: oh were you the one he was texting
Rapunzle: I didn’t want to wake everyone up
Ultimate lockpicker: that’s sweet of you :D
Rapunzle: ^_^
Ultimate lockpicker: so what were you guys talking about
Evil twin: None of your business.
Ultimate lockpicker: well now it is
Rapunzle: Just some stuff about our childhoods.
Ultimate lockpicker: oh
Ultimate lockpicker: i probably shouldn’t be saying this since he’s right next to me but
Ultimate lockpicker: boy do i have some stories about our childhood
Evil twin: Sora.
Ultimate lockpicker: jokes on you if you kill me mom will be upset
Ultimate lockpicker: also there’s too many witnesses
Evil twin: …
Ultimate lockpicker: so anyway as i was saying
Ultimate lockpicker: the first time Vanitas stayed up all night was in kindergarten (dragged me down too rude) to finally beat the ender dragon in Minecraft
Ultimate lockpicker: mom caught us right as the credits started to roll and he started crying
Evil twin: You were crying too, way worse actually.
Ultimate lockpicker: yeah but i was the victim there so it made sense
Evil twin: Fuck off you were just as eager to beat it as I was.
Ultimate lockpicker: too bad we couldn’t figure out multiplayer you were sad about that too
Evil twin: Because I knew you would be whiny about it the next day.
Rapunzle: I dunno, it sounds like you just wanted to share something you liked with your brother. Nothing wrong with that ^_^
Ultimate lockpicker: what she said
Evil twin: Yeah no screw the witnesses I’m just gonna kill you Sora.
Ultimate lockpicker: but Roxas and Aqua and Terra and Axel all need sleep D:
Evil twin: They’ll sleep eventually.
Ultimate lockpicker: what about Naminé >:(
Evil twin: What about her?
Ultimate lockpicker: she knows your secret too
Evil twin: Don’t care, she won’t tell anyone.
Evil twin: You on the other hand, are a liability.
Rapunzle: Thank you for trusting me ^_^
Ultimate lockpicker: Naminé D:
Private chat:
Ultimate lockpicker: “StOp FlIrTiNg In ThE gRoUpChAt”
Evil twin: It took you that long to type that?
Ultimate lockpicker: shut up :(
We’re all best friends I swear:
Rapunzle: Aside from Sora’s imminent death
Ultimate lockpicker: D:
Rapunzle: Thank you for this trip. Both of you, and anyone else scrolling in the morning.
Ultimate lockpicker: :D
Ultimate lockpicker: of course Nami
Evil twin: Don’t know why you’re thanking me but sure.
Rapunzle: You’re part of what’s making the trip so fun.
Ultimate lockpicker: omg i just realized your nicknames match
Ultimate lockpicker: Vani and Nami :D
Evil twin: Sora delete that I don’t want everyone calling me that.
Ultimate lockpicker: D: sorry i was excited
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Rapunzle: I’m starting to fall asleep, thanks for keeping me company but I’m gonna turn off my phone
Ultimate lockpicker: goodnight Nami, sweet dreams :D
Evil twin: Night.
Private chat:
Ultimate lockpicker: you wanna stay up more or no
Evil twin: I’m good for a few minutes.
Ultimate lockpicker: how you feeling
Evil twin: On second thought…
Ultimate lockpicker: get back here coward
Evil twin: What do you want? It’s only been a few hours.
Ultimate lockpicker: yeah and you’ve talked a bunch since then i just wanted to check in
Evil twin: This is why I didn’t want to tell you anything.
Ultimate lockpicker: Vanitas.
Evil twin: I’m still confused.
Ultimate lockpicker: buuuut
Evil twin: She’s nice. I don’t want things to change.
Ultimate lockpicker: they don’t have to either way
Ultimate lockpicker: me Riku and Kairi still joke around like friends and hang out all the time we just also hold hands
Ultimate lockpicker: but i get not wanting to risk it
Evil twin: Forget it. I’m just going to ignore the problem until it goes away or I die.
Ultimate lockpicker: ughhhhh i don’t wanna deal with it for that long can you just have an emotional confession in the rain or something
Evil twin: In your dreams.
Ultimate lockpicker: why on earth would i dream about that
Evil twin: idk your dreams are weird.
Evil twin: Goodnight.
Ultimate lockpicker: wait seriously
Ultimate lockpicker: just like that
Ultimate lockpicker: Vaniiiiii
Ultimate lockpicker: sweet dreams stinker
