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Chapter 2: Killers Groupchat

Summary:

The killer’s groupchat. Happening at around the same time as last chapter btw

Notes:

1x1x1x1: @KYSSHEDLETSKY
John Doe: @JohnDough
Slasher: @OffBrandKiKiMaMa
Guest 666: @CanablismBCIMissMyFriend
C00lkidd: @RedDemonicChild
Bluudude: @RanOverByA2002HondaAccord
Pr3ttyPrincess: @TheFairestPrettiestPrinces
Azure: @IMissMyMozzerellaFries
Noli: @VoidCultLeader
iTrapped: @ZestyIcePrince
Mafioso: @RageQuitNOW
Doombringer: @500Cigarets
Nosferatu: @WhoAskedForBro
The Spectre: @KidnappingAdultsAndChildren

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The killers sat in their assigned cabin, 1x was cooking in the kitchen while the others sat in the living room area, the kids playing on the floor. “Nyooom!” C00lkidd yelled as he threw a toy truck directly at Noli’s head, the voidstar holder waking up from his light nap. Noli was about to scold C00lkidd when a box appeared on the table, Pr3ttyPrincess instantly running towards it and ripping it open (feral).

 

[@KidnappingAdultsAndChildren has added 13 users]

 

[@KidnappingAdultsAndChildren has named the group chat ‘killers’]

 

RanOverByA2002HondaAccord: WE GOT PHONES!

 

RedDemonicChild: Can I text my dad? I miss him :(

 

VoidCultLeader: I miss your dad too. 💔

 

KYSSHEDLETSKY: I also miss my dad....

💔

 

RanOverByA2002HondaAccord: Yo what??

 

RedDemonicChild: YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY DAD >:(((((

 

VoidCultLeader: I’LL TALK TO YOUR DAD AS MUCH AS I LIKE.  It’s so fun to tease him lol

 

RedDemonicChild: I’ve heard you tease him about liking someone, can I know who? I PROMISE I won’t hurt them :3

 

VoidCultLeader: are you srsly trying to gaslight me rn.

 

KYSSHEDLETSKY: CAN YOU GUYS STFU IM TRYING TO COOK.

 

KYSSHEDLETSKY: ALL OF YOU KYS RN!!!

 

JohnDough: Calm down 1x ☺️

 

WhoInvitedBro: You can talk?

 

JohnDough: I came type sits an bit of a hassle through

 

JohnDough: *though

 

KYSSHEDLETSKY: what he means is: ‘I can type it’s a bit of a hassle though.’

 

WhoInvitedBro: OHHH ok. Also gay for helping bro.

 

TheFariestPrettyiesPrincess: Nosferatu, WHY are you here. It’s literally in your user...

 

WhoInvitedBro: You’re one to talk. You’re not even an actual killer, you and the blue one too.

 

TheFairestPrettyiesPrincess: Excuse me? LADIES! GET HIM!

 

WhoInvitedBro: Wait wh-

 

RanOverByA2002HondaAccord: Lol bro got jumped by a kid ✌️😆

 

RedDemonicChild: I got my dad’s number!!

 

VoidCultLeader: Yo can I have it twin. 🥺

 

RedDemonicChild: no fuck you.

 

VoidCultLeader: WOAH THERE...

 

VoidCultLeader: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!?

 

RedDemonicChild: Mister 1x 🥺

 

KYSSHEDLETSKY:  You’ve done well C00lkidd. Come to the kitchen for a cookie  <3

 

RedDemonicChild: YAYAYYAY THANK YOU MISTER 1x!!

 

500Cigaretts: Hey gu-

 

KidnappingAdultsAndChildren: You aren’t supposed to be here.

 

[KidnappingAdultsAndChildren removed one user from ‘killers’]

 

[500Cigarettes joined the group.]

 

500Cigarettes: What the hell man. 💔

 

KidnappingAdultsAndChildren: I told you aren’t supposed to be here. You haven’t been released yet, FIVE HUNDRED YEARS TILL RELEASE!

 

500Cigarettes: No ple-

 

IMissMyMozzerallaFries: Dang bro got nerfed into oblivion.

 

WhoInvitedBro: Aren’t you unreleased too?

 

IMissMyMozzerallaFries: Yeah but I’m coming soon, sides I’ve been teased since before you were modeled buddy. People have been wanting me before you AND Noli were brought here. Stfu

 

VoidCultLeader: Damn bro. What did I do

💔

[The Specter sighed, quite amused with both group chats. It wondered what would happen if it combined them…]

 

Notes:

Hiya guys! We only have 3 PLANNED chapters but that doesn’t mean we won’t write more. Also sorry for the late update we couldn’t decide how to end it

Notes:

Hiya guys. Clipping thatL0ser while writing this was SO fun- Human