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‘metkayina important families’
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AO’NUNG: nah who added me to this dry ah group chat
TONOWARI: AONUNG
TSIREYA: dad when did you get a phone
RONAL: toruk makto gave us all a decide of metal despite our wishes, i don’t know what eywa sees in him.
NEYTIRI: stupid woman i don’t know how your tsahik
RONAL: my family is strong i can’t say the same about yours forest born
JAKE: okay okay calm down ladies
TONOWARI: thank you toruk makto, you are strong .
NETEYEM: why does your dad glaze our dad so much
TSIREYA: i honestly don’t know
KIRI: when did you learn glaze?
NETEYEM: i got my screen time up to 23 hrs 56 minutes a day average so im thriving now
JAKE: son that is not healthy
NETEYEM: okay unc
ROTXO: what even is this group chat ? didn’t we have one
TUK: yeah why did you make everyone leave my cool bitches groupchat😐
NEYTIRI: tuk do not use that human language on your tongue
JAKE: so that we can all communicate for stuff like chores and things and NOTHING else. got it?
AO’NUNG: i think it’s a bit late for that
TONOWARI: watch your language and respect toruk makto 😡
ROTXO: but the name is importantly families, i’m not an important family
TSIREYA: you are basically part of ours 🫶🏻
ROTXO: awh! 😁
RONAL: my daughter is so pure, neytiri you wish your daughter was like mine yours are full with demon blood and demon language
NEYTIRI: don’t make me come over there tsahik
TUK: shut up ronal don’t be mad cause i have better outfits that you at your big age and that kiri is closer with eywa than you ever were, im not surprised people disrespect you your terrible and don’t ever speak to my mama like that again or i will rip that baby out your stomach and shove it back in your mouth over and over.
JAKE: tuktirey i think that’s enough screen time for today..
TUK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
KIRI: we are very sorry tsahik
NEYTIRI: no we are not
RONAL: your family are rude half bloods
NETEYEM: now i see where aonung gets it from
AO’NUNG: get a load of this guy an i right??
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TONOWARI: TORUK MAKTO ARE YOU OKAY? I HEAR SCREAMING
JAKE: yes i’m fine
NETEYEM: it’s lo’ak he just got his phone back
AO’NUNG: his scream is almost as weird as his hiss
TSIREYA: aonung ! 😡
LO’AK: when did i get added to this group?
ROTXO: like an hour ago idk
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‘cool bitches’
SPIDER: guys?
SPIDER: where did everyone go
SPIDER: could someone invite me to that group chat
SPIDER: helloooo???
LO’AK: i’ll add you don’t worry bro
SPIDER: luv you cuz 🙂↔️
LO’AK: there was probably less weird ways of saying that but you’re welcome
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‘metkayina important families’
lo’ak has added 1 contact
SPIDER: HEY GUYSSS
AO’NUNG: FOREST BOY STOP ADDING YOUR PET BACK
JAKE: spider what the hell you doing boy
SPIDER: i have nothing to do in practically in a solitary confinement cell
RONAL: this demon is invading our metal box
TONOWARI: jakesully, is he safe?
JAKE: yes he’s fine but he wasn’t supposed to be here
SPIDER: hey!
RONAL: i want him gone!
TONOWARI: we must do as toruk makto says
RONAL: why should we, he is demon blooded too 😡
TONOWARI: honey you know i’m the head of his fan club please do this for me
LO’AK: dad has a fan club?
TSIREYA: he does .. our dad runs it
AO’NUNG: we get harassed into joining
TONOWARI: the toruk makto fan club meeting will be at the shore today instead just so you know neytiri
NEYTIRI: thank you i do enjoy your club
NETEYEM: mum why are you in it???
NEYTIRI: because my husband was toruk makto 🤩
ROTXO: this groupchat is so weird
LO’AK: tell me abt it