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Dazai Headcannons
- Little tan and darker brown hair
- More messy and wavy hair
- Bisexual
- Worn out clothes
- Rough hands (dry skin and bitten nails)
- Showers but either puts it’s a hot ass or freezing temperature
- FRECKLES AND MOLES
- Wears a retainer everyday because he used to have braces
- SH scars under bandages + small tattoos
- Partially blind in his right eye because he had a surgery there to fix his lazy eye
- Fiddles with his hair a lot
- Surprisingly good singer, and has made a few songs but he’s an indie artist
- Zones out a lot when not talking about things that interest him
- Loves whiskey and wine, it reminds him of Chuuya and Oda
- Often forgets to brush and cut his hair
- Calls Atsushi “Sushi” or simply “Meow-Meow”
- Heavy dark circles bc this man does not have a sleep schedule
- Has matching squishmellows with Chuuya and Odasaku
- Memorizing random facts a lot to recite to people when he’s bored
- Probably lit ants on fire as a kid
- Most DEFINITELY autistic
- Multiple attempts in self-death, but has not succeeded in any of them
- Meows back at cats
- Allergic to bee stings
- Hates physical pain and has a bad pain tolerance (Ik that contradicts with the SH thing, but he literally hates himself and does it for the sole purpose of making himself suffer)
- Eating disorderr
- Carmel-like-skin
- Forces eye contact with people to make them nervous
- Loves embarrassing people
- Give kenji a tung tung tung sahur keychain as a joke but to kenji it was NOT a joke
- Knows brainrot slang but never uses it (only uses it to embarrass people)
- Loves winter
- Part French, but mostly Japanese
- Yappertron 3000
- Has named a cat megatron before for shits and giggles
- He doesn’t eat food in public
- He can fall asleep anywhere anytime
- Likes exploring abandoned building with Yosano and Atsushi
- Has kissed Kunikida as a joke once, leaving Kunikida to question his sexuality
- Secret KPOP stan in denial…
- Likes listening to Laufey with Atsushi
- Sees Atsushi as a little brother
- Barks back at dogs
- Boy dad
- If he had a boy he would give the boy tough love but if it was a girl he would treat her like his little princess
- Def would be divorced with the wife
- Drunk uncle
- Not at all religious
- Hates Mori with a burning passion
- Likes doodling on his paperwork
- Draws cats or doodles of the people around him
- Blurt out random things like “I have to pee” or “my tummy hurts
- Good driver when with people but by himself is a whole other level of insane
- A little insane or psychotic from his port mafia era
- Missing organs and bones
- Likes to stretch
- Flexible